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Chapter 1 Is this group of idiots gods?(1/2)

Chapter 1                                                              

Jiangnan University, in front of the girls' dormitory building.

"Let's break up." Wang Ting's tone was cold, without any emotion.

Lin Hai, opposite, looked confused and it took him a long time to squeeze out a smile.

"Tingting, stop making trouble."

"Who has had a fight with you? Let me tell you the truth. I just want to find a long-term meal ticket when I am with you, but what about you? Humph, I was so blind that I didn't even pass the meal ticket!"

"Tingting, this joke is not funny at all, I..."

"Enough!" Lin Hai's words were interrupted by Wang Ting's sharp voice.

"I will not waste my youth on a poor country boy."

"Don't bother me again in the future!"

Looking at Wang Ting's figure turning and leaving, Lin Hai's heart was broken.

Back in the dormitory, several roommates were sacrificing their own selfless lol.

Lin Hai was lying on the bed, his eyes were dull, looking at the ceiling in a daze.

"Ding Dong!"

The voice of WeChat.

Lin Hai picked up his cell phone and took a look.

WeChat detected a new version, is it updated?

renew!

Lin Hai clicked to confirm weakly.

"Um?"

Just after the update was completed, the news informed that a man named Taishang Laojun invited Lin Hai to join the Heavenly Court trading group.

At the same time, the invited ones include Taibai Venus, Erlang Shen, Lei Gong, Radio Mother, East China Sea Dragon King, Tieguai Li, Giant Spirit God, Nine Heavens Xuannv, Chang'e, and Tuta Heavenly King...

There are all kinds of characters in mythological stories.

Lin Hai couldn't help but smile. How could such a group of funny guys come from? I've watched too many mythological dramas.

Just as I was about to quit, someone in the group was talking.

Erlang Shen: Who is the group leader? I will send a red envelope first. If I don’t send it, I will let the dog bite people. (A smirk is followed by a wicked expression)

Xiaotian Dog: Wool!

Yeyou Shen: I won’t make up for it now, I’ll wait for the red envelope (a drooling expression behind it)

Taishang Laojun: I am the group leader, but this is a trading group, not a red envelope group. If you want red envelopes, please @天女国.

God of Wealth: Nothing to do with me, whoever is the group is posted. (There is a rolling expression behind it)

Red Boy: @天女, don’t forget to tell the truth, hurry up, otherwise you will spit out fire and burn your beard.

Taibai Jinxing: That's right, send @天子子

Sun Wukong: Old man, send it quickly, send it quickly, you can't get a fight! @天女

Taishang Laojun: If you agree to the God of Wealth to send a red envelope, please call 1

Erlang Shen:1

Electric mother: 1

Thunder God:1

Chang'e:1

Magic Liqing:1

...

The group was instantly flooded with the screen.

Lin Hai was speechless, he was such a bunch of boring guys.

God of Wealth: Stop brushing, can't I post it? A bunch of bitches (an an annoying expression was followed)

"Ding Dong!"

Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the mobile phone screen.

Lin Hai subconsciously poked it.

"You received the red envelope from the God of Wealth."

1. Merit point?

What's the merit? Lin Hai was a little confused.

When I clicked on the wallet, I saw that there was indeed an "merit" inside, and the balance below was 1.

It must be a game prop, probably a new feature after WeChat update.

Lin Hai can only understand this.

At this time, the group was in a bad mood again.

Yue Lao: Damn, 0.1 point of merit, can you be more stingy @天子子

Jiutian Xuannv: I'm the best luck, only 1.1, stingy @小子子

Giant God: @ God of Wealth, Little Ghost 1

Erlang Shen: @天子,小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小�

Feng Bo: @吧吧,吧 3

...

Birthday star: @天女台, stingy 10086

God of Wealth: You are stingy, your whole family is stingy, puff...

Group news: The god of wealth is depressed, vomiting blood and being injured, and the Taoism is reduced by 10 years!

Erlang Shen: Haha, not only is he stingy, but he is also stingy @天子

Dragon King of the East China Sea: That's it, this blood has vomited a lot, dyeing my East China Sea red. Send me a private bag, otherwise you will be suing you for polluting the environment (there is a gloating expression followed by).

Thunder God: @天女, you're stupid. Will this happen if you send more red envelopes? (A contempt expression followed)

Nezha: @天女, idiot 1

Jade-faced Fox: @天女, idiot 2

...

The guys in the group immediately scammered and formed a formation.

"Haha, it's quite interesting."

Lin Hai's lost mood became much more relaxed under the influence of this funny group.

Taishang Laojun: Okay, let’s get back to the point. This group is built to facilitate everyone to trade various items, techniques and genius treasures. If you have any new things, you can sell them. I will take the lead first.

The Grand Lord quickly interrupted the funny guys, otherwise the God of Wealth would have to vomit blood again.

Taishang Laojun: 1 Nine Orifices Golden Elixir, Effect: After taking it, it will increase the Taoist practice for 10 years, and the price you need will be with.

Erlang Shen: 50 merit points!

Sun Wukong: 100 merit points!

Taibai Venus: 150!

Sun Wukong: @Taibai Jinxing, Lao Gong, are you competing with me, Lao Sun? Go to your house to find you later!

Taibai Jinxing: Oh, Great Sage, I dare not, I have something to do, I will go first.

"Haha, this Sun Wukong is quite imitating his personality." Lin Hai held his cell phone to watch the fun.

Taishang Laojun: @Sun Wukong, don’t make trouble with you, monkey head!

Erlang Shen: 200!

Sun Wukong: 300!

Erlang Shen: 400!

Sun Wukong: 500!

Erlang Shen: 600!

...

The two of them competed, and the others in the group had a tacit understanding and did not jump out again.
To be continued...
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