"What is this word..."

Chen Shu twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Teacher Liu taught me how to write."

"Taught by Lao Liu?"

Qin Tian's eyes widened and he quickly called Liu Feng and asked him to come over.

Ten minutes later, Liu Feng arrived at Chen Shu’s dormitory.

"Chen Pi, have you done something wrong again?"

"Teacher, I didn't do anything!"

Chen Shu shrugged and said, "The principal asked you to come."

"Lao Liu, did you ask Chen Shu to write this resume?"

Qin Tian handed over the resume in his hand and sighed deeply.

"Let me see……"

Liu Feng took it, but his expression gradually became strange.

After a while, he forced himself to calm down and asked:

"Did you really write this?"

"Teacher, is there anything wrong with what you wrote? I think it's quite generous!"

"What did you write about your personal abilities?!"

Liu Feng's head was full of black lines and he started to read:

"Good at all kinds of thermal weapons, such as incendiary bombs, rocket launchers and nuclear bombs!"

"I have strong communication skills and am very good at blackmail! Give me a chance and even a king will shed tears!"

"Excellent combat ability, good at sneak attacks in various situations, no one will predict..."

"..."

After a long while, Liu Feng said: "Are you sure this is your resume?!"

"Well……"

Chen Shu scratched his head and asked seriously: "Is there anything wrong?"

"There's nothing right about this!"

Liu Feng scolded, and then read:

"I can still understand my personal abilities, but what the hell is this practical experience?!"

"The number of nuclear bombs dropped reached double digits, rocket launchers accurately struck beast masters of all levels, and the highest record of incendiary bombs was to set an entire street on fire..."

"Negotiated with two king-level beastmasters of Sakura Kingdom, and successfully stripped them of all their belongings. Negotiated with the legendary contract spirit of the Freedom Alliance, and seized hundreds of billions of ransoms..."

"So far, hundreds of beastmasters have been attacked secretly, with a success rate of 99%, and a serious injury and fatality rate of 80%..."

"..."

Thinking of this, Liu Feng's heart couldn't bear it anymore.

"the most important is……"

He looked straight at Chen Shu and said, "Isn't the salary you're asking for so outrageous?"

"Teacher, I am the national champion. Isn't it too much to ask for more?"

"Is this why you want 51% of the shares of another company?!"

"Uh...I'm short of money!"

Chen Shu said: "And now that I have shares, I can work more diligently for the company!"

"You're looking for a job, not a robbery!"

"Is there a difference between the two?"

"???"

Liu Feng took a deep breath. After seeing this resume, it would have been a mercy for the other party not to call the police...

Then, he read out the highlights above, and finally threw his resume on the sofa and shouted:

"What the hell do you call this a resume?!"

"Isn't it?"

Chen Shu's face was full of innocence and he said:

"Teacher, didn't you tell me to be truthful? I can describe any of the above things, and there is absolutely no fraud!"

"..."

Liu Feng's mouth twitched, you can't be too honest, can you?

After a while, he took a deep breath and said:

"Chen Pi, in fact, sometimes, white lies are okay, and they are conducive to maintaining world peace..."

"real?"

Chen Shu scratched his head and said, "Then how should I write?"

Qin Tian said: "Just write about the experiences of normal students! Isn't this good?"

"That makes sense!"

Chen Shu nodded and continued: "The problem is that apart from what is mentioned on the resume, I have no other experience!"

"..."

Liu Feng and Qin Tian fell silent.

If I don't write the above, it seems that Chen Shu really has nothing to write...

After a long while, Qin Tian said:

"Chen Pi, why don't we just find a job and knock him down..."

He had already begun to consider whether to give Chen Shu to the Zhenling Army or the Yulong Guard.

Not to mention ordinary companies, not even the King of Beast Taming Group would dare to accept this product.

"But people have to work!"

Chen Shu said: "Teacher, I think I will definitely meet Bole!"

"..."

The corner of Liu Feng's mouth twitched, what a fool, what a pure lunatic!

He said firmly: "If anyone can take a fancy to your resume, I will stand on my head and have diarrhea on the spot!"

"I can't fly out of Huahua's world..."

At this moment, Chen Shu’s phone rang,

"Wait a minute, I'm taking a call!"

Chen Shu answered the phone, and after just a few words of conversation, he exclaimed:

"Are you serious?! You want to hire me?!"

"??"

Liu Feng's expression suddenly froze, what kind of actor did you find?!

Ten minutes later,

"Come for the interview tomorrow? No problem at all!!"

Chen Shu hung up the phone, then looked at Liu Feng, with a strange smile in his eyes.

"You're trying to trick me on purpose, right?"

Liu Feng looked determined. According to normal people, it would be impossible for anyone to hire this guy.

"What's intentional?"

Chen Shu had an innocent look in his eyes,

"Stop it!"

Liu Feng curled his lips and said, "You called me right after I finished speaking. Wasn't it collusion?"

"Am I that boring?"

Chen Shu's eyes widened, looking like he had been wronged.

"Only you can do such a stupid thing!"

"That's not true!"
To be continued...