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Chapter 119 Everything Is a Drama (4000 words, not divided into chapters)(2/3)

Handsome widow: "..."

In front of the military camp.

In the vanguard of the Biyan tribe's soldiers, ten village leaders wore grass rings on their heads and held broadswords. They took one step at a time and were as fast as wild horses running wild.

They are all strong among second-rate warriors.

The weak ones would have been hacked to death in the mountains long ago!

The cottage has been destroyed long ago!

Approach, approach quickly.

Three hundred steps!

Two hundred steps!

One hundred steps!

The big knives in their hands are already hungry!

Rushing to the military stronghold is victory!

opposite.

Sima Lan climbed up the wooden wall of the military village and said, "Your Majesty, I am also here to fight!"

Behind her were the handsome Sima Ge and Su Qi.

Xia Tian was stunned: "Lan'er, the battlefield is a dangerous place, get down quickly!"

Sima Lan shook his head: "As the future princess of Huangzhou, I should stand with the prince to fight against the enemy!"

"I heard from Su Qi that everyone in the Biyan tribe is lustful, especially Han women!"

"If I were here, it would make the Biyan tribe more agitated and strengthen their determination to attack the army stronghold!"

"Let the prince's plan succeed!"

Sima Lan's beautiful eyes were full of emotion. She not only looked at Xia Tian, ​​but also unconsciously glanced at a water grassland by the river.

The veins in the corners of Xia Tian’s eyes throbbed violently several times!

No need to look!

There must be a certain plum among the weeds beside the mountain and river!

Abnormal Sima Lan!

How to make her feel at ease?

Xia Tian's head hurts a little.

but.

The current war is obviously not a good time to attack Sima Lan.

She smiled gently: "Lan'er, I already have a battle plan, there is no need to use a honey trap."

"You are the future princess of Huangzhou. I don't want those savages to even look at you."

"Wait a minute, even if I kill them, I have to dig out their eyes!"

This is so sweet!

beside.

The generals quickly looked at their noses and eyes, pretending not to hear anything!

He is indeed a wise and holy prince!

Invincible with martial arts!

Literature can make beautiful people fall in love.

Sima Lan felt sweet in her heart, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, her eyes were like wine, and her glance was intoxicating: "But I heard the old ghost said that the prince taught him something today..."

Xia Tian and the old ghost said countless words: "Which one?"

A teasing smile appeared at the corner of Sima Lan's lips: "The prince said that a general must know the trade-offs. To use a common saying, it is... If you are reluctant to let go of your children, you will not be able to trap a wolf; if you are reluctant to part with your wife, you will not be able to trap a gangster!"

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"Rogue means green-skinned gangster, right?"

The corner of Xia Tian's mouth twitched vaguely: "That's what it means."

"When I was reading in the palace library, I saw this ancient saying. It is a bit vulgar, but the words are rough but not rough."

Sima Lanruo said meaningfully: "Your Majesty is as wise as a saint, so what if he invented the words himself?"

suddenly.

Qin Hongyi said: "My master said that the weird people in Jixia Academy often pop out some new words that they don't understand."

"Perhaps, people with the wisdom of saints like to create new words!"

Xia Tian narrowed his eyes: "What new word did that weirdo invented?"

Qin Hongyi stared at Xia Tian and said seriously: "My master said that that weirdo has a catchphrase - turtle hair!"

"But, turtles don't have hair?"

"Back then, after coming out of Jixia Academy, hundreds of scholars caught hundreds of turtles for study, but they couldn't find where the turtles had hair?"

"King Huangzhou, do you know what turtle hair means?"

Xia Tian was shocked!

Turtle hair?

He hesitated to speak, but explained: "That weirdo only said half a sentence, and the complete sentence is called turtle hair and rabbit horns."

Sima Lan was stunned: "Rabbits can't grow horns?"

Xia Tian looked forward, looking at the Biyan Clan Village Leader who was getting closer and closer, and said: "That weirdo means...he is very boring!"

That’s why it’s interesting to imagine that turtles have hair and rabbits have horns!

Xia Tian vowed to uncover the identity of that weirdo!

Everyone suddenly realized!

It turns out that this is what turtle hair means!

At this time.

The top ten village masters of the Biyan clan are only thirty steps away from the wooden wall of the military village!

Xia Tian pulled out the sword.

"Jiejiejie..."

The top ten village leaders of the Biyan clan raised their machetes and looked at Sima Lan, who was as beautiful as a fairy on the wooden wall of the military village. They rushed over anxiously: "What a beautiful woman, come to my arms!"

The top ten village owners are very excited!

This time, they jumped very high and landed heavily on the ground, preparing for the next time, flying up the wooden wall of the military village, killing Han people and robbing Han women!

At this moment, their attention was all on Sima Lan.

Some ignored the black stones beneath their feet.

then.

When their iron feet fell to the ground, something sharp pierced the thick calluses on their feet, pierced their foot bones, and penetrated the insteps.

Blood spurts out!

The severe pain was like a bamboo needle piercing the heart, impacting their nerves.

On the ground are elongated caltrops.

Each round ball was covered with long and sharp needles, which ferociously nailed the ten village leaders to the ground.

"Ahhhh..."

The tenth-generation Biyan village master let out a painful wail that shocked the heavens and the earth, weeping ghosts and gods.

Immediately afterwards.

Their feet feel numb.

That's the feeling of being intoxicated!

No wonder they, as second-rate warriors, lost their kung fu when their feet were pierced!

The top ten village leaders of the Biyan tribe were horrified to death: "Children, come and save us!"

Isn't using poison a strength of the Biyan clan?

These Han people... don't care about martial ethics!

For a while.
To be continued...
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