Chapter 329 Yidiandian’s little side job(1/2)
Author: Number One Cutie
Lin Su suddenly appeared in the column of screenwriter of the Spring Festival Gala sketch, and most people's first reaction was disbelief.
But if you take a closer look and consider what happened some time ago, it’s not true!
In addition to Lin Su's name, the two partners who appeared in the sketch, Chen Xianmin and Ying Qingshui, also surprised the audience.
"Ouch! He came to see Chen Xianmin!"
"Wow, wow, wow, the sketch written by Lin Su can actually impress the old partners, Chen Xianmin and Ying Qingshui!! Is that a particularly awesome script?"
"Let's take a look first, Bu Nao...when did Su Shen really learn screenwriting?"
"Oh my god, has Qinzhou finally risen to prominence?"
"He has been waiting for so long. He is immediately inviting his friends and asking the people of Qinzhou to come over quickly!"
"Ouch! Didn't Teacher Chen Xianmin say that there is no good script?"
"Don't say anything, he will go and shake people."
…
Except for Qinzhou, almost all states have found that the ratings have declined.
A native of Qinzhou, return.
A small change in my experience is enough to cause a change in the rendering. Qinzhou people can clearly see that Qinzhou's ratings have begun to rise.
It's rising like crazy.
The audience is already in place at this time.
In front of the audience, a fruit plate with tangerines, melon seeds and drinks was prepared.
Everyone was quite surprised when Chen Xianmin appeared, but maybe the old man returned to the Spring Festival Gala after eight years!!
His sentence, Spring Festival Gala skit, its biggest theme is happiness, happiness is their biggest theme, my work can't educate people, it's just that they have been through the process of education for 365 days, that's it
That morning, I tried to educate him. Is it useful to make him happy? Happiness is not the theme, nothing else!
It has always been regarded as a wise saying by many people.
The Spring Festival Gala is supposed to be a fun time.
At this time the skit has begun.
Teacher Chen Xianmin, who was wearing a coat, was carrying red garlic on one shoulder, black mushrooms on the other shoulder, two pigeons in his legs, and a bunch of green onions between his legs. The little girl next to him was carrying
Carrying a basket.
The moment Teacher Chen Xianmin appeared, the audience all laughed out loud.
Could this be due to the trust of Mr. Chen Xianmin, or could it be due to the newcomer of this sketch.
"We're here, let's go to the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scottish Flirting."
"Sir, I read it wrong, Scottish sentiment."
The audience smiled knowingly.
As expected, Mr. Chen Xianmin.
Just throw it out there from the beginning.
Simple words, added to plain language, are particularly funny.
Immediately afterwards, my grandfather and grandson prepared 30,000 yuan for dinner, but it turned out that... they didn't bring it.
After all the calculations, there was less than five hundred in the bag.
With the accent, it's especially funny.
"Waiter~"
Someone wearing a skirt and a bit of British style came out.
The audience cheered loudly.
If you are a newbie, you will habitually give encouragement to them.
"I can't be wrong, sir, they are a high-end hotel and they don't accept agricultural and sideline products."
Chen Xianmin: "No, they don't have food to eat."
Lou Wenjin tugged on the plaid scarf hanging around his neck and said with some surprise, "Oh my God! There's food to eat!"
The mean-spirited tone and subtle expression make it look particularly funny.
The audience laughed again.
"He said, girl, that meal was very important."
"Oh my god, who are you calling a girl? He's just a man!"
The audience burst out laughing again. The sound, the skirt, and the movements really didn't look like a pure man!!
"How to wear a skirt??" Chen Xianmin asked confused.
"It's not a skirt, it's a cropped trousers, it's something with legs, oh my god, the style is wrong. He said it's inconvenient to walk."
As he was talking, Lou Wenjin lifted up the hem of his skirt and discovered that it was really not a skirt, but trousers. What was even more funny was that he actually wore one trouser leg on both legs.
"Leave that leg for them to wear."
…
The audience was completely laughing.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
“That plot is so original!!”
"Two trouser legs, the other one for them to wear!"
"XSWL, why is that meme so dense?"
The stage is.
Chen Xianmin took out a piece of face value money and said, "Is that a tip?"
Then he asked tentatively, "A guest is here. When he orders food, I ask for help. He asks for more expensive food."
Lou Wenjin understood instantly, and then said, "He just said no?"
The audience was stunned at this moment
For a moment, the title seemed to appear in red.
"Not Short of Money".
The audience in Didong of the Spring Festival Gala were already laughing and applauding like crazy.
Backstage, the directors couldn't help but smile, but they never laughed out loud for fear of affecting the performance on stage.
"Then, the skit is too awesome! No wonder Senior Chen will come out again."
"That gag was so dense that I laughed from beginning to end."
"He had seen the rehearsal, and there were a lot of jokes behind it. There were a lot of philosophical words, and he said them through jokes."
"The combination of that group of people, together they are a perfect match! He almost went crazy laughing."
"The script is said to have been handed in by one of Mr. Fu Du's students. That student's potential is terrifying!"
"Isn't that a good seedling!!"
…
The performance on the stage continues.
The misunderstanding between the waiter and the Northeastern man is far from over.
People continue.
The invited distinguished guests are present.
He is not the usual partner of Teacher Chen Xianmin, nor is he one of the hosts selected by Qinzhou and Qinzhou CCTV.
Wrong, Lin Su changed the Avenue of Stars to Qinzhou Selection.
The ongoing performance is ongoing.
"Oh my god, Teacher Ying... Teacher Ying is here!!"
The waiter raised her cute leg fingers and said in a high-pitched voice.
"Teacher Ying..."
One look and it's clear that fans have met their idols.
That reaction was a bit more real.
Chen Xianmin: "Who are you looking for?"
To be continued...