Chapter 57 Dialogue Between Wall Breakers
Even though the samurai sword is made of sodium carbonate steel, Deadpool, who has a self-healing factor, is obviously not that easy to die.
The surrounding Spider-Mans took a deep breath. They were now reduced to the background of passers-by, and they could only shout in their hearts that this person was so terrifying.
"Wow, be careful not to step on me! I am Charles I, Louis XVI! Hahahaha!" Deadpool, the murderous man with only his head left, was still laughing wildly, "Oh oh oh, I know who you are.
, the one who was targeted by other screenwriters!"
"It seems you know a lot." Li Jie used transcendent energy to grab the head of the murderous Deadpool and let it float at a position parallel to his line of sight.
"Of course, you are a transcendent. Why, are you angry or sad after being frequently outdone by the screenwriters?" The murderous Deadpool taunted Li Jie crazily, "Crying, crying, Jim Shooter is waiting for you.
Going home!”
"Ha." Li Jie smiled and said nothing. Deadpool's nonsense would never end as long as he started talking about it. Li Jie was going to directly kill people and kill the murderer Deadpool from both physical and mental levels.
After all, an opponent like this who can break the fourth wall is as tenacious as a cockroach.
"To be honest, Jim Shooter really has a problem with his life. He was obviously the editor-in-chief at Marvel, but later he caused a group of important employees to leave for DC next door. Wait, I remembered, Jim Shooter
My favorite comic character is Superman!”
"It seems that you were picked up. So many screenwriters are targeting Transcendents, but Jim Shooter doesn't even dare to fart. You can't even beat the gangsters on the street, and you were killed by the Venomous Deadpool from the 615.9 universe.
Come on, don’t you think it’s embarrassing?”
"Are you done?" Li Jie's smile remained unchanged, "To be honest, I'm quite curious. You've obviously been beheaded by me, so why are you still talking nonsense for so long?"
"Are you stupid?" The murderous Deadpool felt that he was unable to complain, "I am Deadpool, with the self-healing factor from Wolverine and the curse of the purple sweet potato spirit, even death is my preparation.
fetal!"
"Hey! Hey! Look at my eyes!" The murderous Deadpool blinked, "Seriously, have you been knocked stupid by many exceptions since the 1988 ff issue? Do you want me to buy you a pack of diapers?
?”
The murderous Deadpool opened his mouth and lolled his tongue, looking disgusting.
"According to the settings, carbon-sodium steel can inhibit the self-healing factor. Wolverine who was beheaded by this knife is indeed dead. Deadpool should be the same..." Li Jie didn't pay attention to the murderous Deadpool at all.
A man was pretending to be studying the katana in his hand.
"Oh my god, just drop a god to save me. This transcendent is a fool." The murderous Deadpool shook his head, "Do you want Mr. Deadpool to say it again? What makes Wolverine immortal has never been the self-healing factor, but his
popularity, and the big news that Deadpool Samurai Jackman is about to return to play Wolverine."
"And you pirates, who can help Uncle Deadpool put your heads back on? As a reward, after Deadpool cuts off your heads later, he will put them back on for you for free!"
The murderous Deadpool yelled at the group of Spider-Man around him, but no one paid him any attention. The others were now busy operating on Garfield Spider and Gwen Spider. According to the summary of the purple-clad Banner Spider-Man,
Even if the Garfield Spider's right hand is reattached, it can still move up and down as freely as before. It may still be accompanied by stiffness, swelling and pain on rainy days.
But I can’t say for sure. The Dutch Spider next to me broke the news that the Gwen Spider and the Garfield Spider have been working together recently. Because the flow speed is slightly different between the worlds, the two of them were late for half an hour once.
As for what happened in the middle, I'm afraid only the two parties involved know.
"You're very energetic, why aren't you dead?" Li Jie poked the murderous Deadpool with his samurai sword, "People will die when they are killed. This is the setting of the real world."
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, you idiot." Facts have proved that Shameless has no fighting power in front of a stubborn person. It is obvious that the murderous Deadpool is not interested in Li Jie.
After a moment of silence, the murderous Deadpool looked at Li Jie and suddenly asked, "What did you just say? Settings?"
"Yes, it's the character setting." Li Jie shook the katana in his hand in front of the murderous Deadpool, "Although Rob Liefeld's human body proportions are terrible, he still created the classic Deadpool
antihero."
"A mean-mouthed mercenary, an immortal popularity king, you will always be meaner than the audience thinks."
"These are the basic settings of Wade Winston Wilson, also known as Deadpool."
"Hey, do you know what you're talking about, brother?" The voice of the murderous Deadpool suddenly became low, as if it was the tranquility before madness, "Setting! This is the word I hate the most."
"I know, I know." Li Jie raised his hand to create a zipper on the mouth of the murderous Deadpool, and then sealed it shut.
"Psycho Shocker has completely inspired the antisocial personality in you. You have slaughtered many superheroes in the universe, the prototypes of superheroes in literary classics, and even killed yourself."
"You tell the stupidest lies with lame excuses. While you shout that my fate is up to me, you talk about liberating superheroes from the editor's pen, but what have you actually done?"
"Kill, kill, every time you go to a universe, you will cause a bloody storm in that universe. But the multiverse is endless, you can't kill them all, and Karen Bunn can't keep drawing Deadpool slaughtering the Marvel Universe.
, readers will get bored after the novelty wears off.”
Li Jie pinched the face of the murderous Deadpool. At this moment, Li Jie's expression and tone were even more crazy than the murderous Deadpool.
"Brother, you're hurting me!" the murderous Deadpool struggled.
"No matter what kind of fatal injury he suffered, Deadpool can use the self-healing factor to recover. This is one of the basic settings of Deadpool's standing character. In order to fight against the Creator, you chose to refuse to use the self-healing factor, so you were cut off.
My fingers have not recovered to this day.”
Li Jie noticed just now that the murderous Deadpool's left hand was still there, but two fingers were missing.
"But why, why didn't you die after I chopped off your head? Without a self-healing factor, you should die after your head was chopped off, right?"
"The lambs don't howl anymore, it's game over, man." The murderous Deadpool said suddenly.
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Jie removed the chains and put the head of the murderous Deadpool back on his body's neck. With a burst of flesh and blood, the head and neck of the separated family were reunited.
"Preventing the regeneration of self-healing factors requires very strong beliefs and skills. You may still think that it is some kind of will of the universe, or that it is my creator who is telling me what to do, but in fact I just want to say..."
"Because you're afraid of death, right?"
Not a question, but an affirmation.
When Li Jie finished these words, the murderous Deadpool also completed his self-healing.
"Huh? No, it shouldn't be like this..." The murderous Deadpool raised his left hand, and his broken fingers had recovered as before.
"But those people I killed, those worlds I destroyed... I caused so many killings... trying to set them free..."
The murderous Deadpool was kneeling on the ground, muttering to himself.
"Look, you finally realize where your mistakes are, so that you can grow. When you really grow up and mature, maybe you can make up for the mistakes you have made."
Li Jie put his arms around the shoulders of the murderous Deadpool and comforted him like a close brother. Then he raised his knife again and chopped off the head of the murderous Deadpool.
"But you have no chance, brother, the dead will never forgive you."
"By the way, don't you feel something is wrong?" Li Jie's expression at this moment is difficult to describe in words, "We don't have yellow dialog boxes here, only long paragraphs of text descriptions and small bubbles with numbers.
, without the prefix of 'murderer', readers would not be able to tell who is who."
"This is not a comic, it's just a Marvel-themed online fan fiction, my friend."
"Even if I reshaped the entire universe in Chapter 35, some people will still say that Li Jie is a waste who doesn't know how to use his power. He is a naughty kid who has nothing to do and likes boring role-playing."
"Although it is difficult to agree with everyone, I still believe that the most noble character of human beings is the free soul."
Chapter completed!