Author: The cat who doesn’t sleep in

If one dares to talk nonsense, the other dares to really listen to it.

Wen Suisui thinks this method of boiling the eagle is really a great idea.

Then, Wen Suisui said: "Haha. You are so funny."

Lin Jiao: "..."

A good idea one moment and then mocking her the next, right?

Lin Jiao didn't believe in evil, so he gave Wen Suisui a bunch of examples of the benefits of living a long life. For example, Ying Ji had a long standby time, and eventually became the villain and boss in most classical Chinese novels. Another example was that Sima Yi had to survive to death.

Opponents, three generations of monarchs and more than a dozen military generals. In the end, a world was created.

If you can't beat your opponent but can survive him, isn't that a happy thing?

Of course, Wen Suisui couldn't understand most of the allusions Lin Jiao cited, so she could only listen to them in a foggy way.

But it has to be said that whenever someone quotes scriptures, Wen Suisui will unconsciously exude a feeling of admiration.

All right.

She tentatively believed Lin Jiao's words.

Then she looked at Lin Jiao, blinked and asked a very serious question: "So, what is a continuation?"

Lin Jiao: "..."

Well……

Lin Jiao, who was chatting eloquently, suddenly fell silent.

Lin Jiao was stuck. She didn't know what to say: "Are you pretending or are you joking?"

Wen Suisui didn't understand: "What?"

Lin Jiao: "Do you really not know how to play a string?"

Wen Suisui: "I really don't know."

Lin Jiao: "...how did you get into Yanda University?"

Wen Suisui: "...So I scored zero in Chinese. Isn't this reasonable?"

"..."

It does sound reasonable.

Dead silence.

There was dead silence for who knows how long. Finally, Lin Jiao said "haha" and returned Wen Suisui's words to her.

"You are so funny."

Wen Suisui: "..."

They have already ridiculed her, now is it time to tell her what renewal means?

Lin Jiao continued the topic she just started, and she muttered: "I tell you, it will definitely be beneficial to you to live a long life. If we live a few more years, we will definitely get everything we want."

"I also know a man who knows Feng Shui. If you feel that your life is not long, you can contact me and I will help you contact him. I will ask him to use a seven-star lamp to extend your life."

Wen Suisui: "..."

Doesn't this sound unreasonable?

After saying a few words casually, Lin Jiao started to solicit business for that magician. The more she talked, the more excited she became, and she even started to gesture and dance: "He also has an ancestral peach wood sword."

Such a long mahogany sword.

She stretched out her arms.

"It can be used to catch ghosts. So if you encounter any supernatural phenomena, just come to me and I will contact you. And his fees are not expensive."

"That master has other businesses. You can contact him for fortune telling, fortune telling, and feng shui. Even tomb robbing..."

As he spoke, Lin Jiao lowered his voice: "If you want help with feng shui, you can also ask him."

Wen Suisui: "..."

"He also has a tomb robbing business." Wen Suisui sighed casually.

Lin Jiao: "..."

Why did she think Wen Suisui was a little excited in his words?

Wen Suisui was indeed a little excited. At this moment, her eyes were faintly glowing green: "You said I reported him, how much bonus can the police station give me?"

Lin Jiao: "!"

"Don't!" Lin Jiao said quickly, "I'm just kidding, don't really report it to him."

Wen Suisui: "...Actually, I also know a Feng Shui master."

As soon as the words came out, Wen Suisui was stunned for a moment. A sudden flash of inspiration came to her, and then she looked at Lin Jiao and asked coldly: "So, is the magic stick you are talking about who knows Feng Shui called Chen Jiu?"

Lin Jiao was stunned: "You know him too?"

Wen Suisui: "..."

She tentatively thought that the magician did have some skills. He could actually deceive such an obsessed customer.

Lin Jiao: "..."

She is very scared now.

Wen Suisui already knows him, so is it possible that Wen Suisui, whose eyes are glowing green, actually reported him?

Wen Suisui did have a business that she wanted Chen Jiu to handle for her recently. She hesitated: "So if I find him through your channel, can his charges be cheaper?"

Lin Jiao was at a loss and could only say: "...I will contact you for you."

The topic came to an abrupt end.

After a while, Wen Suisui suddenly remembered that what she wanted to ask had not yet been asked, so she shamelessly came over again.

"Jiaojiao, do you have any health tips? I want to learn from you."

Lin Jiao: "No, I don't keep in good health."

Wen Suisui: "?"

Lin Jiao cursed: "I want to die early now. With this useless military training, I won't be able to survive for a day."

"……okay, I get it."

Silence fell.

——

Although she didn't get any advice on health preservation from Lin Jiao, Wen Suisui still worked hard to practice the standards of health preservation.

First of all, if you want to live a good life, you shouldn't do military training. Otherwise, she will die easily.

The first step is to ask the instructor for leave before the military training. After asking for leave, she can sit in the shade of a tree and drink red dates and wolfberry from a thermos cup.

You can bask in the sun. Proper exposure to the sun can help you live longer. Of course, you can’t bask in the sun for too long, otherwise she will wilt to death.

…

Perhaps she was too aggressive, so Wen Suisui's counselor directly contacted her in person.

Chat face to face.

Wen Suisui is the one who fishes, and Mrs. Wen is the one who deals with the counselor.

Sister Liang: "You haven't participated in military training these days, have you?"

Professor from the University of Wenzhou: "I participated. My name was included in every roll call, and I was never late for every gathering. If you don't believe it, you can ask the instructor."

Sister Liang: "...I mean you asked for leave without reason and did not participate in military training."

Professor from the University of Wenzhou: “Isn’t it normal to take time off when you feel unwell?”

Sister Liang: "Well, I won't talk about you asking for leave. If you don't feel well, you will be exempted from all subsequent military training. I will write an application for you and you just need to sign it."

Wen Suisui: "?"

So good?

Sister Liang: "But the college requires each class to produce several copies of their military training experience. If you don't participate in military training, just write this in your dormitory every day. It's not too many, just write more than 20 copies, three or four copies each

One hundred words. Leave it to me after the military training is over. Do you have any questions?"

Wen Suisui: "..."

have.

Very.

Survival or destruction, that is a question. So now comes the critical moment of hesitation and choice.

——Which is more serious, physical destruction or severe mental blow?

She doesn't want to participate in military training, even if it's just an evening training for her.

But she didn't want to write about her experience. If she really wrote about her military training experience, she would die.

"No problem." Wen Suisui gritted her teeth and said.

"Okay." Sister Liang was very satisfied, "You are the only girl in our class. Girls must be better at writing this kind of thing. In short, the tasks in our class will be left to you. Write well and don't embarrass our class.

"

Wen Suisui: "..."

At that moment, Wen Suisui felt unprecedented pressure.
Chapter completed!