Volume 1 Chapter 3 Mad Master
After several days of continuous development, the master was still missing. So Hongkun proposed the idea of that night. Although Hongpeng was a little reluctant, he could not resist the senior brother's intention in the end, so he had to go out to find a newcomer according to his idea. Hongkun stayed at home and stared at a cake in case the master suddenly arrived.
Seeing that Hongpeng was going out again, he was reluctant to leave. Since Senior Brother Peng brought back the letter, he had lost his mind to escape. Every day, he was not only sleeping until he woke up naturally, but also studying what to eat with Senior Brother Peng. After a few days, the two of them got along very well, unlike Senior Brother Kun who was slapped his face all day, and he also slapped him twice from time to time.
Time flies, and half a month passed in a blink of an eye. Seeing that it was the first day of the next month, Senior Brother Kun couldn't help but feel a little restless. The last time he agreed with his master was the first day of the lunar month, he said he had not come. He thought he had been remembering the month, so he probably should have come. Junior Brother Peng, a fool, has been eating and drinking outside for half a month, but he didn't see him bringing back a hair! He sent a letter from paper birds all day, saying that he would find a good one first, but the family disagreed. Later, he found another one, saying that he was too stupid and could not tell the difference between the left and right hands.
That's not stupid, that's stupid! He said that he had found seven or eight of them, but no one was suitable anyway. In the end, Senior Brother Kun unconsciously thought that Junior Brother Peng did it on purpose. But Junior Brother Peng was very reasonable. He said that one pie had created at least one impossible, that is, weight did not affect speed! If the one pie was not even as good as one pie, then it would be worse than this one pie. Helplessly, Senior Brother Kun had to tell him to look for it as quickly as possible. If he really couldn't find it, he had to come back before the first day of the junior high school, otherwise it would be a bit terrible to let him face the crazy master alone!
Fortunately, the day before the first day of the first day of the Chinese New Year, Hongpeng came back happily. The disciple did not find one, but he ate white and fat, especially the white spirit, which made people unable to believe that he was looking for someone in the wind and sun all day long.
"Senior Brother, these are vegetarian chicken legs made of tofu!" Hongpeng pretended not to see Senior Brother Kun's suspicious gaze and ignored it.
"Hmm? You kid, you still squeeze me!" Even though he said that, a big bag, Senior Brother Kun immediately forgot everything and grabbed it and couldn't wait to eat it. To be honest, Junior Brother Peng was not here for a while, and he couldn't cook a meal. Not only did he eat a cake every day, but he even forced himself to swallow it. He was so fed up.
"Where is a cake?"
"Sleep!"
"I'm still sleeping? I'll call him!"
"No! The food I cook is so bad, he can get up by smelling it. It's such a delicious thing! Don't call me..." Senior Brother Kun quickly stopped Hongpeng with a smile. In the past half month, he had a thorough understanding of this little bastard.
"What's so fragrant?" Before he finished speaking, Yipan rolled over with his eyes closed.
"Tsk! What you brought back by Senior Brother Peng!" Senior Brother Kun glanced at Yipian in disdain.
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"Fuck!" Senior Brother Kun couldn't help but kick him.
Early the next morning, Hongkun and Hongpeng got up early. They didn't even have the intention to practice martial arts. They simply made a few bites of breakfast and started to stretch their necks and wait in the room. However, until midnight, there was no sign of the master, so the three of them went back to their rooms to rest.
Unexpectedly, before dawn, a loud noise suddenly came from the yard, and Yipian, who could not even wake up from thunder, sat up from the bed. Then, a man began to curse in the yard: "Kun'er... Peng'er... You two bastards, and the pond, why are you moving it! Grandma's!"
"Master...Master...We don't..."
The slap of "Papa!" was so scared that a cake couldn't help but shake.
"Not moving? Why do I fall into it every time?"
"Master...will you look down every time you descend?"
Another slap in the face.
"I am such a big god, look down? When it sees me coming down, it should take the initiative to move out of the way!"
"Okay...we'll fill it out today!"
"No! If you fill it in, I will break your legs! I won't believe it. I will fall into it every time! Next time..." This master is quite twisted.
"Master..."
"By the way, where are the apprentices you are looking for?"
"In the house... sleep, I'll call now!"
"No! Lead the way!"
A cake that had already been dressed, quickly stood up nervously. When he suddenly opened the door, a middle-aged man, who was not tall, walked in. Although he was dressed a little inconsistently, it was like a Taoist fairy-like style, and water was ticking all over his body. Looking closely, this person had beautiful eyebrows and four strands of eyebrows... Yes... it was not three strands of long beards! The strand in the middle was obviously deliberately divided into two strands. The most other thing was that it was probably because the beard was too long, and the four strands of long beards were tied together.
"Hahahaha..." Yipin couldn't help it. Hongkun, who had crawled in at some point, was so angry that his nose was almost crooked. He stepped forward and kicked him: "Why don't you kneel down quickly! Call Master!"
"Hehe...Master...Hehe..." Yipian knelt on the ground, shaking the master almost jumped from the ground. He was so scared that his face turned pale, and he nervously circled around Yipian, circle after circle, and sweat came out from the foreheads of the Hong family's brothers. Sure enough, the master stepped forward and slapped them one by one.
"Baby! I'm asking you to find disciples, not fat people..." The master's beard floated up.
"He can...but...not usually...can catch rabbits..." Hongpeng stuttered a little while speaking.
"Just him?" The master said as he glanced at the cake, and his mouth turned aside.
"Really, Master...Oh..." Master slapped Hongpeng in the face again.
"You... don't you laugh at me when I take it out? Which disciples have you seen so fat? Behind them are all Piaopiao fairies, but behind me is a round fat man. She can't laugh to death..." The master said as he grabbed his head.
"She?" The brothers couldn't help but look at each other.
"Oh! Little fat man, what were you laughing at just now?" The master suddenly turned his head and looked at Yipiao fiercely.
Yipin's big face drooped in an instant: "You're not laughing at me... Your beard is very beautiful..." Hongkun's face next to him turned green!
"Really?" The master looked excited.
"Yeah..." Yibing lit her big head at a loss. Before she finished speaking, the master slapped her: "Nonsense! You are laughing at me! You are laughing at me! They are laughing at me... They are laughing at me..." He said as he looked out the window in a daze, his lips constantly shaking.
"Master, don't do this..." Hongkun's eyes couldn't help but feel a little wet.
"You...you... are all laughing at me..." The master suddenly lowered his head with a sad face.
"No, Master, we don't... Let's find you another disciple!" Hongpeng's face turned red with anxiety.
"Let's look for it again? What does it mean? Are you afraid I can't teach it? Ah?!" The master suddenly stared at Hongpeng with fire. Hongpeng was so scared that he hid behind Hongkun.
"Master, Master, do whatever you say!" Hongkun immediately stepped forward to support Master, but he didn't expect that Master kicked him to the ground: "Can I do what I say?! I will lie to me... I will lie to me..."
"Master..." Hongpeng, who was suddenly exposed to his master, was frightened in fear. However, the master looked at him and did not take action. Instead, he turned around in disappointment.
"Little fat man, do you really want to worship me as your teacher?" The master looked at Yipian with a resentful look on his face. The two disciples behind him were so anxious that they rushed to Yipian and whispered, and Hongkun even made a gesture to pull out the sword at his waist.
"Master...I...I...I...I'm sincere!" Yibing said while looking at the two anxious and white-faced senior brothers.
"Really?" The master still stared at him in disbelief.
"Really! Master, I swear to God!" As soon as Yipin finished speaking, the two senior brothers covered their faces in pain. Yipin was simply confused.
"Swear to the heaven! He is a big shot... Why do you swear to him..." The master really felt like he stepped on his tail.
"...Master, I swear to you!" Yibing was quick-witted and quickly changed her mouth and shouted.
The master was stunned for a moment: "Hehe... the ruzi is also taught..." He turned his head and looked at Brother Hongkun: "This little fat man is quite good!" Brother Hongkun immediately lit his head like pounding garlic.
"Little fat man, what are your name?" Suddenly, the amiable master made a cake stand up with hair. It was a bit like a big bad wolf!
"My name is..." Yipin was about to speak, and Hongkun rushed over: "He called Yipin! Big Bing's cake!"
"I asked him!" The master glared at Hongkun, and he quickly retreated.
"...Yes, my name is Yipin..." Looking at the two senior brothers behind who were winking, Yipin had to nod.
"Are you literate?" The master interrupted Yipian's answer.
"I don't know much about it! They were all taught by Mr. Liu in the private school..."
"Who is Mr. Liu?!" Master's face immediately changed again.
"Mr. Liu is a poor scholar in their village, so he only knows two words! He is not a god!" Hongkun quickly stepped forward and kicked the cake.
"Oh, a poor scholar! I thought..." The master's face calmed down.
"God?" Yipian was surprised and could not close his mouth. Hongkun came up and kicked him again: "Master is Master, what kind of immortal! Don't guess and think!"
"You..." Yipian was so angry that his mouth became fainted.
"Master, Master, what are you going to teach him today?" Hongpeng, who had been hiding behind, suddenly jumped out at this time.
"What are you teaching? Didn't I teach him yesterday?" The master suddenly looked at Hongpeng. Hongpeng was so scared that he was stunned.
"Master, this is the fourth one, these are not those three... Look at his body shape..." Hongkun knew that the master was confused again.
"Yes, yes!" The master raised his hand and slapped himself: "Get first, get started first..." While he said, he took out a stack of scriptures from his arms, and casually pulled one from it and handed it to a cake.
"Master, then let's go out first..." Brother Hongkun couldn't wait to run out before the master answered. They didn't dare to walk away, just sat on the steps outside the door waiting. Even so, they still felt much more relaxed, at least they didn't have to guard against the master's slap.
Unexpectedly, before the two of them could sit firmly for half an hour, the master's shouts and "pa" slap" came from inside, and then there was a pancake of earth-shaking cry. Hongkun couldn't help but sigh, and indeed, within a moment, the master rushed out of it.
"Go and go, get some food!"
“...Are you hungry?”
"Bad! This fat man, he couldn't carry the scriptures and howled as soon as he hit him. He said he was hungry! Go quickly, this ghost howling... "The master simply stopped going into the house.
"Yes, yes, master..." Hongkun quickly ran to the kitchen with a smirk.
Perhaps because he ate two steamed buns, he didn't shout until noon. Taking advantage of the opportunity of Hongpeng making lunch, Hongkun secretly looked inside through the crack of the door. If he didn't look at it, Hongkun almost laughed out loud.
Inside, the master and apprentice sat cross-legged on the ground. Yipian held the scriptures with both hands, shaking his head while trying to carry them. The master held the steamed bun in his left hand and his right hand hit Yipian's big face from time to time. However, as long as the cake grinned and wanted to cry, the master immediately stuffed the steamed bun into Yipian's mouth.
After lunch, the master did not forget to take two pancakes in. Sure enough, everything was fine this afternoon. It was not until dusk that the brothers Hongkun saw the master push the door out.
"Well...this fat man..." The master couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Master, sit down and have a tea!" The senior brothers have already prepared refreshments in the yard.
"You two turtles! Do you want to exhaust your master if you find such an apprentice?" The master said while giving them one by one.
"Are you too stupid? No, let's find another smart one!" Hongkun quickly beat the master's shoulders, and Hongpeng couldn't help but give him a blank look.
"I'm so stupid that I'm not stupid. I always shout that I'm hungry and I don't give you food, and I cry! As soon as I give you food, I'll be memorized in two or three strokes! Damn..." The master said this, but he didn't mean he was angry at all.
"Master, you can't scold the street!" Hongpeng quickly corrected the situation.
Before the master could speak, Hongkun raised his hand and slapped him: "Master is not cursing, this is just a word..." The master glanced at Hongkun and thought to himself: "This kid is really good at speaking."
"Master, this kid may have eaten!" Hongpeng rubbed his face and said aggrievedly: "Don't look at him as fat as he is, he is so fast when chasing a rabbit!"
"Rabbit?!!!!" Master's eyes were immediately widened.
"It's not the master..." Hongkun's face changed drastically. Just as he was about to explain, he saw the master screaming and leaving.
"It's crazy again...it's crazy again..." Hongpeng stared blankly at the sky where his master flew away.
"Everyone blames you, why are you talking about the rabbit!" Hongkun raised his hand in anger.
Chapter completed!