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Chapter 7 Cao Jun finally attacked

As the saying goes, wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones. Throughout the ages, how many talented people have lost great opportunities in life and wasted their precious youth in the confusion of wine and meat. Some people have gone astray and turned against them.

We are deeply abhorred by the consumption of meat and wine. Some people look down upon them and continue to be dissolute. In the end, they are defeated by this filthy food and end up with a miserable and miserable end.

Obviously, Chunyu Qiong didn't understand what it means to return from the lost path, so today, he was destined to suffer from this.

When Guo Yuan brought the horse urine, Chunyu Qiong was running around in the camp happily, taking off his pants and peeing everywhere.

What’s interesting is that he peeed as often as he wanted, and didn’t finish peeing. He peed a little in front of this tent, then held it back, picked up his pants and ran to another tent, sprinkled a few drops of sun dew, held it back, and then again.

I hurriedly looked for a tent and continued spreading...

Guo Yuan stared blankly at Chunyu Qiong having fun all over the place, and couldn't help but asked Yuan Shang in surprise: "Third Young Master, you can pee like this after just peeing. General Chunyu's face must be too thick..."

....”

Yuan Shang also stared blankly for a long time. Finally, he was too thin-skinned and couldn't bear it anymore, so he immediately ordered a group of guards to pin Chunyu Qiong to the ground.

Walking up to Chun Yuqiong with an unkind look on his face, Yuan Shanghen Tiebu Chenggang raised his leg and kicked Chun Yuqiong's butt. He gritted his teeth and said, "I'll take a good piss and let you pee all over. Do you think you're a dog occupying the ground?"

!”

Chun Yuqiong was pinned to the ground, still smiling playfully, burping from wine and saying: "My eldest nephew, you are no longer an expert at this. Uncle's trick is to soak up the rain and dew... Hahahaha!"

"..."

After a while, Yuan Shang suddenly turned his head and shouted: "Where is the horse urine?"

Guo Yuan immediately held a wine jar with both hands: "Here is the horse's urine."

"Okay!" Yuan Shang turned his head, pointed at Chunyu Qiong, and ordered loudly: "Here comes someone!"

"exist!"

"Feed General Chunyu to drink wine...and eat urine!"

"promise!"

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A jar of horse urine is either too much or too little.

To be more specific, it doesn't look like much, but it tastes like a lot.

Chunyu Qiong drank a lot today, whether it was wine or horse urine...

After drinking, the shameless drunkard who was still laughing and joking just now turned pale, then he pinched his throat tightly, felt nauseated, and then vomited in big mouthfuls, and a good sound was suddenly drawn on the sand.

The large stain is particularly eye-catching.

Under everyone's disgusted gazes, Chun Yuqiong stood up, patting her head, looking confused and confused, with deep confusion in her eyes, as ignorant as a newborn baby.

After a while, Yuan Shang walked up to Chunyu Qiong and asked in a low voice: "General Chunyu, are you sober?"

Chunyu Qiong raised his head and glanced at Yuan Shang, then patted his head, as if he was recalling some of the moments just now. However, after a while, he saw that he seemed to have remembered something. His head was full of seeds and he suddenly broke into a cold sweat. His eyes were full of fear.

and uneasiness.

"Sir, I'm so drunk... I'm awake... I'm awake!" Chun Yuqiong hurriedly stood up to express her attitude, regardless of her dizziness.

"Are you really awake?"

"I'm definitely awake!" Chunyu Qiong nodded heavily.

"Do you still need me to call you uncle?"

"Third Young Master is joking, I will not dare to..." Chunyu Qiong began to wipe her sweat.

"Do you still want to drink some?"

Chunyu Qiong looked at Yuan Shang cautiously and asked anxiously: "Did the young master talk about drinking or horse urine?"

Yuan Shang's red mouth and white teeth twitched slightly, revealing a sweet and harmless smile: "What do you think?"

Chunyu Qiong hesitated: "Wine?"

"Horse piss!"

"No more drinking, no more drinking..."

Yuan Shang was very suspicious. Chun Yuqiong was also one of the eight captains of Xiyuan in the capital at that time, and he was in the same rank as Yuan Shao and Cao Cao. How much money did he have to spend to buy this official!

It would be strange if Yuan Shao still used him as a general after he died just now, and refused to let Cao Cao wipe him out!

Yuan Shang gave him a stern look and said, "Come into the camp with me. I have something to tell you." After saying that, he turned and walked towards the main camp of Wuchao. Chun Yuqiong and the generals and lieutenants who assisted him in guarding Wuchao came to him one after another.

Followed closely.

After entering the military tent of the main camp, I looked up and saw that the ground was full of wine jars, and the whole tent was filled with the smell of wine and meat.

Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, which is Chunyu Qiong's current depressed life.

Yuan Shang felt very depressed. He was running around all day long because of Wuchao's affairs. He begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother. He even secretly sent troops to save Wuchao, taking the blame for disobeying military orders.

But the real guard of the nest stayed here all night long. After eating every day, he drank too much and ran out to urinate and mark the territory. He was also a human being. How could I be such a loser? I offended everyone!

Yuan Shang gently nodded on the table, turned to Chunyu Qiong and asked: "How many soldiers are available in Wuchao?"

Chunyu Qiong's eyes were dazed, and he stared blankly at Yuan Shang, as if he was about to get drunk again.

Chunyu Qiong's deputy general Sui Yuanjin saw this and hurriedly stepped forward to relieve the siege and said: "Third Young Master, in Wuchao, there are two thousand horse troops, three thousand crossbowmen, and five thousand infantry. There are about ten thousand available troops and horses."

Chunyu Qiong seemed to have regained his composure at this time. He burped and nodded and said: "Yes, there are about soldiers and horses in Wuchao, burp--, nearly ten thousand... Well, ten thousand."

Yuan Shang sighed heavily. Cao Cao might be coming in the next day or two. This big drunk guy didn't even know how many soldiers he had. No wonder in the history of his previous life, he lost Wuchao in one night.

, just like this bear, ten thousand more will be useless.

I'm afraid I can't count on people like Chun Yuqiong, so what should I do? You have to rely on yourself! Who would let me end up in such a mess of a first-class wine?

"My spies have reported that in the past day or two, Cao Jun seems to have sent troops to attack Wuchao. I came here tonight for no other reason than to worry about Wuchao, so I led my troops here to plan a plan with you.

one time."

All the generals in the tent were shocked when they heard this. Wuchao Cavalry Superintendent Lu Weihuang hurriedly came out and said: "I wonder where the Third Young Master's spies got this detailed report. Does the Lord know anything about it?"

"Of course my lord knows, that's why I sent my son here first to take charge. The reinforcements will arrive in a few days." Yuan Shang lied to avoid causing other troubles.

Everyone felt a little relieved after hearing this. Thinking about it, the third young master is the most beloved son of the lord. Without special orders, how could he go to Wuchaoqiong to cause trouble in the middle of the night.

"May I ask Third Young Master, how do you plan to protect Wuchao despite the fact that Cao Jun's movements are real?" Chunyu Qiong finally spoke in agreement with his identity, which moved everyone present.

Yuan Shang touched his chin and said: "What I mean is that before Cao's army takes action, divide the troops and horses into three groups, leave one in the main camp, and ambush all the way in the mountains and forests on the left and right outside the main camp, prepare day and night, and

Dig a trap on the road. If Cao's army comes over, we will attack in three directions. The leading ones will attack the leading ones, and the leading ones will attack the tail. We will disrupt them and hold on until the reinforcements from my father arrive. Then we can attack with all our strength and defeat Cao's army."

Sui Yuanjin nodded when he heard this: "Third Young Master, this arrangement is feasible. In this case, I will prepare immediately..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard the sound of urgent footsteps outside the tent. Guo Yuan, sweating profusely, ran into the main camp, bowed to Yuan Shang, and said eagerly: "Master, something bad has happened. The scouts are here to report."
Chapter completed!
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