Chapter 62 Yes! It's Your Kid(1/2)
"Put it down you damn human!!"
The small train stopped slowly, and the monkey at the front roared.
It was as if what Zhang Feng was grabbing was not the villain, but it.
"oh......"
Zhang Feng responded, lifted the little man high, and looked down at his crotch.
"Hey, without Kunkun, you are still a mother."
After saying this, Zhang Feng put the little man on his lap.
Unexpectedly, the villain reached out to hit him as soon as he was freed. Zhang Feng put his hand on its little head and kept it in place.
The monkey on the little train seemed to be furious and screamed "Huhuhahahahu".
Zhang Feng was really afraid that it would turn into Sun Wukong and shout: "Hey, take a stick from me!"
Fortunately, it's just a car.
People are always afraid of unknown things. After Zhang Feng knew what it was, his fear of it plummeted.
Although I am still scared, it is not as outrageous as before.
"Don't be so angry, isn't it just that you have been exposed...you are a ghost and you still care about this?"
Zhang Feng picked up the little white man and lifted his hands indifferently.
He finally discovered that this little white guy is really easy to fuck and feels great!
It's fleshy, very smooth, and will spring back when pinched. The most important thing is that it's white!
Little white man: The best thing you can say is me!
The monkey was angry and dissatisfied. It bared its teeth and threatened:
"Human! You will definitely die in my hands. No matter how far you go to the ends of the world, as long as you are still in this world, you will definitely dream of me again! When the time comes, I will use the cruelest method to make you...
Sweet and sour pork ribs!”
Haha, the first half of the sentence is quite threatening, but the second half is a bit funny...
emmmmmmm If it knew that Zhang Feng could leave this world, would its face turn green?
"Okay, okay, don't worry, I will never dream about you again."
"Haha, your kid has been infected with the virus. He will definitely pass out before mutating. When the time comes, I will mince you into minced meat and make dumplings to eat."
The little monkey sneered, and Zhang Feng was silent for a moment after listening to its words.
Yes, he was infected with the virus inexplicably, and he didn't know how many hours he could live.
This little monkey is quite cute. Why don't you tell him some tricks?
Well, let's try to use some clichés.
Zhang Feng made a decision. The next moment, he pretended to be shocked and said with trembling lips: "Am I infected? How did I get infected? Then I won't live long."
"Haha, you have no idea how terrifying the virus on this train is. As long as you have desire, when your desire reaches a certain level, you will be infected by the virus strain in the air and mutate."
"But don't worry, this virus won't kill you all at once, it will just make people fall into coma. Of course! I have become one with this car. As long as someone falls asleep or is in a coma, they will be sent to me immediately.
"
"Hoo ho ho, most of them died in their sleep, and all the dead people will turn into monsters!!!"
The monkey said excitedly, with a smile in his words, as if he had already convinced Zhang Feng.
After getting the information he wanted, Zhang Feng raised his lips.
I see.
Zhang Feng nodded thoughtfully.
The virus here is very similar to the virus in a TV series he watched.
The virus inside comes from the desire in the human heart. As long as the human heart is controlled by desire, monster-related symptoms will appear, and it will slowly turn into the thing or thing that one regrets most.
The precursor to becoming a monster is a lot of nosebleeds. If people can put away their inner desires at this time, the phenomenon will be alleviated. People at this stage can still be saved, but if it continues like this, symptoms of fainting will appear.
Disease will occur.
What if the two strains were really similar.
That Zhang Feng can be said to be terminally ill.
In other words... he may die at any time.
Tsk, it seems that you need to hurry up and clear the level, otherwise a large amount of salary will be deducted.
If he dies once, 1,000 will be deducted from his salary!
This feeling is too uncomfortable.
No, he had to go out quickly. He had to know what was going on outside.
"Okay, okay, I won't chat with you anymore. I'm going out. I can't stay here forever. Let's see you again when we have a chance."
Zhang Feng let go of the little man he had been rubbing in his hand, closed his eyes and silently recited three words: "Wake up".
White light enveloped Zhang Feng, and the moonlight shone on his body, turning him into fragments all over the sky.
The diamond-shaped fragments gradually floated into the sky, flying higher and higher, and finally disappeared.
The monkey on the train didn't speak again this time. It watched Zhang Feng leave.
The novices put away their weapons and quietly got back to the bottom of the carriage.
"Are we destined to meet again...Human beings are so strange."
The monkey muttered, and soon it sensed that new humans had arrived in its space.
As the announcement sounded, the monkey train continued to move.
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----Sixth carriage----
"Hey, hey, hey, how long will it take for this guy to wake up? He's just slowing down our pace by being unconscious all this time. If we wait any longer, we'll all die here!"
"Yeah, yeah, I think we can just leave him here. He can also draw firepower for us."
"How about throwing him into the front compartment to attract the monster. While the monster is tearing it apart, we can quietly crawl through the luggage rack."
Tian Yue listened to the people in front of him talking nonsense.
I felt unhappy for a while.
She stood in the middle of the carriage.
At his feet was the unconscious Zhang Feng.
Poor Zhang Feng was just thrown to the ground, his body twisted like an earthworm.
Next to him are the weapons that come and go with him at all times - two mountaineering pickaxes and a small engineer shovel.
At the same time, the second female lead in the script, Guangyi, Yan Qianqian, was squatting on the ground and looking at him.
Her appearance has changed a lot compared to before. Her appearance is sweet and her complexion is white. Not to mention that such beauties are rare in the north, and even in the south of the Yangtze River, they are extremely rare.
She was wearing a bright red T-shirt and casual clothes. The color was very bright, but under the light of her face, the brilliant brocade became colorless.
The lower body is an ordinary white long skirt.
Her short hair, dyed dark red and not reaching her shoulders, was blowing gently in the wind. She was obviously dressed like a royal lady, but she looked very peaceful and gentle.
The contrast between Yan Qianqian's appearance and outfit at this moment is really strong, making people unable to take their eyes away.
The second male lead, Zhang Wen (Lu Zihang), has short hair, gold-framed eyes, short stature, and wears a very warm gown and trousers.
He would push up his glasses from time to time and clean the sweat from his nose with his fingers.
According to the script, Lu Zihang and the many survivors (partners) around him were denouncing Tian Yue and Zhang Feng.
In their eyes, Tian Yue, who was dragging Zhang Feng over, is an outsider, and they need to be consistent in dealing with the outside world.
In addition, Zhang Feng was in a coma. They believed that carrying Zhang Feng with them would be a dead end, so they might as well throw him to the monsters to draw firepower for them.
"You! You are still not human. You are inconsistent in dealing with the crisis, and you are still thinking about how to kill us?"
Tian Yue put her hands on her hips and puffed out her cheeks, looking like she was going to quarrel with other scholars.
"You! That's right! It's you. You look like the top laner Crocodile Desert Butcher. I'm just going to **** you and give you some face. You look like a dog, and you think of ways to harm people."
She pointed out that Lu Zihang's face was full of curses, as if he was "cursing the essence through the phenomenon."
Lu Zihang was a little confused.
With an expression on his face like "Why are you treating me like this?", he looked at Tian Yue with his big eyes.
That way, it's like saying:
I said sister, this is what the script asked me to do, and I didn’t want you to die. How could you still bring in private goods? What you just scolded was all what the script asked you to say???
To be continued...