Chapter 21 The Umbrella Holder(1/2)
Chapter 21 The man holding the umbrella
Author: Rotating Mushroom Puppet
Chapter 21 The man holding the umbrella
Hum! Spit out what you eat from me!
Don't think that your sludge physique is so great. How dare you absorb my negative energy? I'll dig it out for you in minutes.
Zhou Le, who was eating instant noodles on the train, was extremely happy after receiving the negative energy from Sister Zha.
Beautiful~
The speed of making instant noodles has increased a lot.
Last night, although they had rented two rooms, they ended up sleeping in the same room. Gunaliza drank and drank and fell asleep. It was so cruel to kill Wusu.
Bai Huahua, a beauty paralyzed in his arms, is waiting for this God-given opportunity...
How could Brother Le miss it?
He placed her on the carpet with his backhand, lifted up her clothes and pulled down her trousers, hey hey hey... and drew a huge turtle on her belly.
With such a beautiful belly, it would be a pity not to draw a turtle, and there is also a waistcoat line?
ah?
Why not put it on the bed?
Who will sleep with her, then where will my brother Le sleep?
However, Zhou Le still has a bit of humanity. Before leaving in the morning, he found that this girl was sleeping too cool with her belly exposed, so he thoughtfully covered her with a blanket.
[Current negative energy value: 1453]
It’s worth the trip!!!
Who would have thought that by recording such a bad program as "Idol Intern", I would gain more negative energy than the previous three programs combined?
We are one step closer to the longevity card with 99999 points!
Zhou Le likes this show a little now. Not only do the instructors casually criticize and force them to pretend, but they also have big breasts... no, there are also cute Xiaoji and Xiaoshi.
[Main mission A: Winning the overall championship of "The Voice of China" will reward you with 8888 negative energy points. 】
[Main mission B: Winning the overall championship of "Happy Boys" will reward you with 9999 negative energy points. 】
[Main mission C: Winning the overall championship of "Chinese Good Songs" will reward 7777 negative energy points. 】
[Main mission D: Improve the influence of the "Idol Intern" program, and reward 5555 negative energy points for each level of improvement. 】
[Development task: Help the stupid beauty Gunaliza become a better self, and reward 15888 negative energy points. 】
[Development progress: 2%]
The main quests are okay, but the development quests obviously have an increase of 1%. Why are there no rewards? There were them last time.
Does it get harder as you go to the back?
Suck it~
Zhou Le finished eating the noodles and drank the soup.
The passengers next to him all stared at him, as if they were watching aliens mating.
Shocked!
Zhou Le thought they were ignorant.
As we all know, the soup of instant noodles is ten times more delicious than the noodles, especially the pickled pepper beef flavor. Don’t waste a bite of the soup.
Everyone said that we all understand the truth, but why do you eat bagged instant noodles?
Still drinking soup?
Because bagged instant noodles are cheap!
Qian Zhoule was not in short supply. He made some money from his work in the "Lezi Funeral Group" and singing in bars, but he used it all to buy guitars.
In order to use a good guitar for the competition, Zhou Le didn't even dare to buy a smartphone.
Zhou Le drank the instant noodle soup from the bag with a straw, put it into a garbage bag, took out a paper towel and wiped his mouth gracefully, then wiped the straw. The straw cannot be thrown away. It is still used for eating instant noodles and drinking noodle soup on the road, and he has no
Bring chopsticks.
Everyone showed admiration, no wonder this guy got to be on TV!
He is so naughty!
But Zhou Le thought it was ordinary. Do you need a bowl to eat instant noodles?
No wonder you guys can't be on TV!
Then, he took out his mobile phone. Inside, there were seventeen unread text messages from Gunaliza and five missed calls.
Skip it!
Zhou Le clicked on the text message sent by Uncle Wang.
"Lezi, I have thought about the management company for you. With your bad character, it is easy to be hidden. If you just want to be a pure musician, I suggest you sign with Shaocheng Generations, which is my company."
"I originally helped you negotiate for two singing programs, but then people saw the video of you attacking your instructor, and things went south again."
"Our Sichuan Music students are all good, but unfortunately it is too far away from Beijing and Guangzhou. If you want to get ahead, most of the time you can only rely on the talent show. You should restrain your temper, and I will talk to the Kuaiman program team later. I still have something to do with this show. .”
There were three text messages in total, and my concern was beyond words!
The uncle is afraid that Zhou Le will make the two programs "Chinese Good Songs" and "Idol Producer" pornographic.
Zhou Le has known Wang Zhengliang since he entered Sichuan Music. He is now able to give guidance on the stage because of Uncle Wang's unselfish teaching. From singing to songwriting to arranging, Wang Zhengliang teaches almost everything. .
On the one hand, it's because Zhou Le is really talented, and on the other hand, it's because the two of them hit it off.
Zhou Le held up his cell phone and sent a text message: "Thank you, I'm flattered."
After a while, there was a reply: "Who told me to be your father?"
"roll!"
Zhou Le pouted.
The news came again: "People who have been exposed to the rain will always help others hold an umbrella unconsciously. You are a good prospect, don't let your character be ruined."
Zhou Le was also very moved, but I couldn't change it. The dog system was driving me crazy.
"I sign for Shaocheng."
But he has already decided, signing with Shaocheng Generations is better than blindly signing Tianyu in the final stage of the game, right?
Wang Zhengliang and his generation of fast men were deceived by Tianyu.
The runner-up is a stubborn donkey, the champion is a silent and stubborn donkey, and the tenth place, Uncle Wang, is a silent old stubborn donkey. Because of his age, he was often ridiculed by his mentors.
That was the rain they had been exposed to.
Zhou Le is simpler. He doesn't expect to be famous. He just wants to break into the entertainment industry and take advantage of them. That's all.
After discussing the signing with Uncle Wang, Zhou Le clicked on Gunaliza's text message.
"Are you sick? Why did you draw a turtle on my belly?"
"I treat you like a friend and you still humiliate me?"
"Break off the relationship!"
…
"What kind of ink did you use to draw this pervert! You can't wash it off!"
"It's my money to stay in a room and drink! Why?"
Yo?
This is so frustrating.
Zhou Le replied: "Sister Zha, do you know what an umbrella holder is?"
The other side replied instantly: "What?"
Zhou Le: "People who have been caught in the rain will always hold an umbrella for others unconsciously. The thing on your belly is not a little turtle, it is the umbrella I held up for you. Do you know why I drew it on your belly?"
In the distant capital, in the bathroom of the dormitory of the School of Film and Television, Gunaliza, who had just returned to school, was stunned and touched the mark of the little turtle that had not been washed yet.
She suddenly felt so ashamed!
It turned out that he was reminding me, warning me that I would easily be bullied if I drank and clubbed with boys casually, and girls were born to suffer the consequences.
Zhou Le could obviously give me to... directly, but he didn't.
He is so warm!
I was so drunk last night, but he didn't even try to do anything to me, he covered me with a blanket, and even tried to persuade me...
move!
To be continued...