Chapter 181 Jalen(1/3)
Chapter 181 Jaylen, you have thick eyebrows and small eyes, and you also learn to flatter! (6K)
Author: Stupid Old Chive
Chapter 181 Jaylen, you have thick eyebrows and small eyes, and you also learn to flatter! (6K)
After everything was ready, the crew also began to shoot the famous scene of "tram slapping in the face".
“3,2,1,action!”
A naughty little boy was holding a lipstick and laying on the subway on the subway to draw a red line from his seat. As soon as he looked up, he saw a fierce face.
"Hey, boy! Is the subway your home's picture book?
Don't draw on it, I want to die!"
The child was frightened by Zhang Baizhi and retreated, with aggrieved face on his face, then turned around and threw himself back into his mother's arms.
The child's mother looked at the "evil woman" opposite and didn't dare to say anything. She had to take a few shots to the child and told him not to be naughty.
Wu Nianzu has long been accustomed to Zhang Baizhi's nosy-minded behavior.
Then the two saw a man crossing the red line on the ground and looked at each other. Zhang Baizhi said, "I will win after crossing the line with my left foot, and I will cross my right foot with you will win."
"What are you betting on?"
"Let me think about it..."
Wu Nianzu put his head to Zhang Baizhi's ear and asked in a low voice with a smile: "How is Bobo?"
"Bobo?!" Zhang Baizhi looked stern, glared at her eyes and asked loudly.
The eyes of the people around him were attracted.
"I, alas..." Wu Nianzu's smile disappeared, and she sighed disappointed and shrank back, and was immune to the eyes of the people around her.
"I want to die!"
"Then you're determined..." Wu Nianzu said helplessly.
"Put someone."
"Come again?" Wu Nianzu complained a little timidly.
"You can hit me too!" Zhang Baizhi raised her chin and replied.
"Okay, okay." Wu Nianzu had no choice but to agree to play with his girlfriend.
Just at this moment, a passenger came over, and the two hurriedly stared at his footsteps.
Wu Nianzu kept silently muttering his right foot. Perhaps prayer played a role, but he really stepped over his right foot first.
"yes!" Wu Nianzu clenched his fist, then looked at Zhang Baizhi with a smug smile, and raised his thumb and held his middle finger into a flash of magical power, posing as if he was about to rush his head.
Zhang Baizhi blinked and looked at her boyfriend's action, simply closed her eyes, closed her chin, and then showed a cute and sweet smile on her face, waiting for Qianniu to gently punish her.
However, Qianniu, who was used to being bullied in the past, finally won this time, so he naturally had to take revenge.
Wu Nianzu simply held Zhang Baizhi's face with his left hand so that he could not let her move. He gritted his teeth and looked a little ferocious, with a funny expression, and then he used his middle finger to accumulate strength.
Zhang Baizhi felt something was wrong, so she closed her eyes and squeezed her eyebrows, and then tried to make a sweeter smile.
At this moment, Wu Nianzu's middle finger, which was accumulating energy, popped up suddenly, and his finger hit his head and made a "bang". The passengers around him felt pain and took a breath.
Zhang Baizhi's face turned from a smile to the point of her vagina, covering her forehead that had just been bounced.
After she opened her eyes, she saw Wu Nianzu laughing happily, extremely excited.
Zhang Baizhi held her hair in anger and stroked her hair, and then said to Wu Nianzu, who was still laughing with her head up:
"I think this is unfair. I'm a girl, how about shaving?"
Wu Nianzu turned his head and refused directly: "No, if you do that, then I will change too!"
"But I'm a woman!"
In this environment, it is a gentlemanly behavior advocated by society for men to be more polite to women.
"Men and women are equal!" Wu Nianzu did not give in and retorted with his chin.
Then Zhang Baizhi stared at Wu Nianzu with murderous aura on his face:
"Okay, if you tap my face, I will do the same.
You'd better be gentle, or I'll kill you!
And you have to bounce to the side, or you will be dead!"
Zhang Baizhi's voice became louder and louder, and the last sentence almost came out, his chest was undulating, and his anger was visible to the naked eye.
Seeing his girlfriend like this, the soft-hearted character naturally could only give in.
Wu Nianzu sighed and said reluctantly: "Okay, I'll shoot my fingers, you slap the face."
"Well, that's fair!" Zhang Baizhi's face looked better after hearing this.
Although Wu Nianzu agreed, he complained, turned his head and closed his eyes and pouted, muttering in a low voice: "Even women can't afford to play..."
Just at this moment, a passenger walked by, Zhang Baizhi slapped Wu Nianzu in the face, and then said, "Hey, have you seen it? He crossed the line first with his left foot!"
Wu Nianzu was attacked in pain and was so angry that he covered his face and complained loudly: "I just closed my eyes and didn't see it at all, and he came from the opposite direction. Didn't we agree to be here before?"
"Shut up. Someone is coming over there!"
Zhang Baizhi's mood was already rising at this time, and she rolled up the sleeves on her arm.
"Damn..." Wu Nianzu could only curse and slap it in vain, then turned his head to look.
At the end of the subway, a group of soldiers came up, and walked over under the slogan of "left and left" of the non-commissioned officer.
Zhang Baizhi and Wu Nianzu both focused on staring at the team of soldiers getting closer and closer.
When it was still two meters away, Wu Nianzu smiled and showed big white teeth. His eyes were so happy that he narrowed his eyes, but he was afraid of irritating his girlfriend next to him, so he quickly closed his mouth, laughed instead, and then whispered: "It must be all right feet!"
At such a close distance, both of them could see that the soldiers all had to step over with their right feet, and Wu Nianzu was about to win a great victory!
Zhang Baizhi has already started to hold his forehead.
As a result, just before the first soldier approached the line and was about to step out his right foot, the non-commissioned officer suddenly changed his command: "Switch foot!"
With a command, all the soldiers turned into left foot next. As the first soldier crossed the line with his left foot, the team behind him all crossed the line with his left foot.
Zhang Baizhi suddenly widened his eyes, and the smile on Wu Nianzu's face froze. He didn't expect that such an operation could be done?!
When the non-commissioned officer finally stepped over Wu Nianzu's left foot, Wu Nianzu opened his mouth and looked at him with resentment and grievance.
Why play with me?
Can you encounter such a thing?
Then Wu Nianzu saw Zhang Baizhi curling his lips and turning his head to look at him, saying pitifully: "Do you have to slap in the face?"
Zhang Baizhi did not answer or take action immediately. He raised his eyebrows and asked:
"Do you know why the sky is blue?"
Wu Nianzu breathed a sigh of relief, then thought carefully and answered: "Because the atmosphere refracted the sun's light..."
Zhang Baizhi interrupted directly, shook his finger and said:
"Wrong, it's because of me! I hope it's blue, it's blue!
Do you know why fire is hot? It is also because of me! I hope it is hot, it is hot!
Do you know why there will be four seasons change?"
Wu Nianzu opened his mouth, rolled his Adam's apple, and said blankly: "Because you..."
"Yes! Are you ready?"
Zhang Baizhi followed Wu Nianzu's actions just now, and directly held Wu Nianzu's chin with his left hand and fixed it, pinching his mouth round:
"Turn around, don't move!"
After saying that, Zhang Baizhi called him up directly.
"Ah, ah..."
The sound of banging and Wu Nianzu's screams spread, and the violent scene shocked all the passengers around. This is a real blow!
Have you ever seen such a savage girl?!
Some people exclaimed, some people shrank, and some people covered their faces unconsciously, and it felt painful to look at Wu Nianzu who was beaten.
After these slaps, Zhang Baizhi breathed out, and the anger that had just been bounced out was finally released. Wu Nianzu covered his face and turned around, hissing inhalation in his mouth. When he put down his hand, half of his face turned red.
However, before he could come back to his senses, he just opened his eyes and saw another figure coming towards him.
When he looked closely, his face, which was already aggrieved, became even more pitiful, and he was so desperate that he wanted to cry.
Zhang Baizhi looked over there, and even she looked at her boyfriend with sympathy.
I saw a paper shell hanging around my neck, holding a begging for rice and a crutch, and I was a disabled begging person with no right foot...
"Pass!"
To be continued...