Author: Meow and Aow

Yu Hai didn't even pay special attention to Lantingxu's achievements.

He is watching the video recommended by Wenren to watch.

"My daily quarrel in the mushroom house"

In the video, the scene where the dogs are chirping at parrots, cats, and pandas. It is nothing special to just look at the picture, but the person who made the video voiced the quarrel.

So the style of painting became distorted.

It's inexplicably funny and relieved stress.

Yu Hai pulled it out, the protagonist of the next video "The King of Mountains" is a kind of panda cub.

Then "The Bird Life of the Singer Reserve Holds the Thigh"

"The Years of Internet Celebrity Starting from a Fish"

“…”

The protagonists of these videos are all animals that yearn for.

Yu Haixin felt a little more complicated and relieved about her mobile phone.

He usually didn't notice many of these videos. Through these videos, he seemed to see a group of drama geniuses dancing around the demons.

In short, their image of being well-behaved and obedient in his heart was a little broken.

At this time, he was on his way to the Mushroom House.

After watching the video, the driver also stopped the car.

He pushed open the door of the mushroom house, and before his long legs could enter, a barking sound came from a dog. Then Akuang ran to him and rubbed his trouser legs.

Before he could react, a sound of flapping wings came.

His sharp voice went from far to near: "Shi Guo, Shi Guo!"

"Here I'm back, come back!"

Yu Hai raised his head, and the parrot Xiao An had already flew to the door and greeted him.

Yu Hai bent down and touched Akuan's dog's head, then raised his hand to greet the bird: "Xiao An, morning!"

The next second, a black and white ball rolled over and lay on his feet.

In the live broadcast, everyone can see a trace of crystal clearness left from the corner of their mouth on the round and cute face.

Yu Hai: "…"

He picked up the Overlord casually and dragged Akuang into the yard, asking, "Are they all back?"

“Here, here!”

"Did you come back so early today?"

He was talking, and Yin Du in the room was changing into slippers and walked out.

"Xiao Luo is back. After a week of separation, everyone missed each other very much, so we all set out early!"

He Changping also poked his head out of the kitchen: "Xiao Luo has had breakfast. I have cooked porridge. Do you want to come some?"

"No one has lived in a week, let's clean it first!"

"good!"

Touch the feathers, rub the dog's head, and spread a cat cake.

While drinking porridge, Yu Hai worked hard to soothe the three little ones who had not seen him for a week.

Then he helped clean the house, and the five people worked hard to clean the inside and out of the house.

After lunch, we all took another hour off for lunch. Life seemed very leisurely.

On the first day back to the Mushroom House, no one had the idea of ​​doing tasks to make money.

In the afternoon, the whole family decided to go fishing.

It just so happened that Yu Hai also wanted to say hello to the little flower who sent him fish.

Xiaohua is the agile tabby cat.

The name Yu Hai gave her.

Five people were wearing hats, fishing gear, carrying benches, and sitting in a row by the pond.

After a while, Xiaohua came to hear the news, easily suppressed Akuang's dissatisfaction, rubbed against Yu Hai's feet, and then was slapped by the overlord in his arms with one claw.

In fact, the current live broadcast room of these animals in the Mushroom House is also a lively show that the audience particularly likes to watch.

Especially after the magical editing of the Grandma Master of a certain video website, many people even came to the live broadcast room to watch them.

The afternoon sun was not very hot, and the five people were stuffed with warm little ones, and it seemed that they didn't care about the catch.

Guiding fishing is boring, and He Changping even asked the Ye brothers and sisters to bring all the textbooks to learn fishing.

At this time, Ye Qingzhou happened to take out a Chinese paper and looked at the red cross on it, looking distressed.

Yin Du smiled when he saw this and said, "It's rare to have such an opportunity. If you have any questions, ask Jingluo directly!"

Ye Qingzhou blocked the paper with a little embarrassed, obviously not wanting his idol to see his paper.

Yu Hai didn't need to look carefully, so after a glance, he would roughly know what the red area was.

He thought for a while and asked with a smile: "Is it difficult to understand the Analects of Confucius?"

Ye Qingzhou nodded slightly, his face turned slightly red and said, "I like Zhuangzi more."

He Changping heard this and shook the fishing line while sighing: "I find that young people nowadays like Zhuangzi, while people of our age love Confucius and Mencius more!"

Yin Du nodded in agreement: "Young people don't like being restricted. Isn't Jingluo singing a song? You are unruly and love freedom!"

Everyone laughed.

Ye Qingfan also smiled and said, "I feel that Zhuangzi's articles are more understandable and resonant."

He Changping sighed: "This is all your prejudice against Confucianism. The way of Confucius and Mencius is actually very practical."

Yin Du explained: "You are making things difficult for people now. It is really unrealistic to let these teenage students understand the way of dealing with the world."

The two middle-aged men shook their heads, stopped discussing and were fishing seriously.

The atmosphere was a little silent, but Yu Hai fell into deep thought.

He suddenly remembered a joke about Confucius on Earth, and suddenly felt that he could give these two young people a lot of insight.

He coughed softly and said, "I think you can't understand the Analects of Confucius, maybe because you don't really understand Confucius."

"Understand Confucius?"

The Ye brothers and sisters looked puzzled.

Yu Hai smiled: "You first talk about what your impression of Confucius is like? It is not what is described in the book, but the impression of him in your mind."

Ye Qingfan thought for a while and said, "He is a respected and amiable old man."

Ye Qingzhou also described: "The old man who is elegant and easy-going, smiling and likes to reason with others."

Yu Hai shook his head and smiled, "In my understanding, Confucius is a Qilu man who is at least 1.8 meters tall and powerful in martial arts."

ha?

The Ye brothers and sisters suspected that they had heard the wrong ears.

Did they just hear Your Highness say that Confucius was a tough guy?

What outrageous remarks are this?

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard Yu Hai’s words, the barrage directly passed by the screen.

"What the hell?"

"Why did the image of our saint suddenly become subverted?"

"Your Highness is joking, right?"

"There must be a certain limit for spoofing!"

“…”

Yu Hai knew what they were thinking when he looked at the faces of the two. He chuckled softly and said, "Why don't you believe it? I have evidence."

The two middle-aged people who were originally focused on fishing were also looking at him curiously.

I look at you, how you look nonsense.

Yu Hai slowly took the fishing line in his hand and said in detail: "Historical documents are clearly recorded."

"The Records of the Grand Historian, the Family of Confucius" records: 'Confucius is nine feet and six inches long, and everyone says he is different from others.'"

After a pause, Yu Hai explained: "If it is calculated based on one foot of 23 cm in the Western Han Dynasty, Confucius' height is more than two meters, and if it is according to the standards of the Warring States Period, his height is also 1.9 meters."

Ye Qingfan murmured with a doubtful expression on his face, "How could it be?"
To be continued...