Chapter 156 My friends are stupid!
Chapter 156 Treasure friends are stupid!
Author: Shang Xia seeking locks
Chapter 156 Treasure friends are stupid!
In the antique study room, an old man with gray hair and round glasses looked at the picture on the computer screen, his expression slowly became serious, and he said into the microphone: "My dear friend, look at your feet."
Zhang Dong turned the bowl over, and there were six small characters written on the bottom: "Ming Xuande Year System", among which the word "Zhi" was still in traditional Chinese.
The treasure friends in the live broadcast room stopped joking and commented on this bowl one after another.
"It's so bright, it's fake at first glance"
“The payment is not written well, it must be fake”
"The blue and white pigment is wrong, it is a modern chemical pigment"
There were also a few netizens who passed by and watched the fun, and saw something from the solemn expression of the treasure appraisal expert, saying that the bowl was real.
"Look at the blue and white texture again." Teacher Yang's tone was a little anxious, which made the treasure friends in the live broadcast room feel an ominous premonition. Could it be that this blue and white bowl made in the Xuande year of the Ming Dynasty is real?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
They went through all the trouble to find something, and when they saw it with Teacher Yang, it was fake. How could his eating bowl be real?
Besides, who would eat with such a precious blue and white bowl?
Is there a hole in your brain? Flooded?
Reality is often the cruelest. Teacher Yang looked at the blue and white patterns around the bowl for a while, and a bright smile suddenly appeared on his face. He said with a smile: "This is a Xuande blue and white bowl with a wide open door, don't eat with it anymore." It’s gone, put it away quickly!”.
As soon as these words came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room stopped instantly. Friends watching the live broadcast were stunned in front of their mobile phones, motionless, as if they had been tapped by a martial arts master.
Why?
why is that?
Why is this?
Why is it that the antiques I found after all the hard work are fake, but the bowl they use to eat is a real Damen Xuande moire blue and white bowl.
At this moment, the treasure friends were completely immersed in doubts about life, and their hearts were very sour, as if they had eaten three kilograms of lemons on the spot, drank two kilograms of mature vinegar, and wanted to vomit sour water.
In the poorly decorated living room, an old man wearing a red vest was sitting on the sofa. His hands covered with age spots were holding his mobile phone tightly. His eyes were staring at the screen of the mobile phone with round eyes. His name was Liu Jun and he had never smoked in his life. , doesn’t drink, doesn’t play cards, and his only hobby is collecting antiques.
It's a pity that God has played a trick on people. After decades of work and hundreds of thousands of tuition fees, I didn't receive a single genuine product.
If you tell me, others won't believe it.
Nowadays, a bowl used for eating is actually a blue and white bowl with a wide-open Xuande cloud pattern. Who can I ask to explain this? It’s unfair and irritating. I really want to put my hand into my phone and take that away. Blue and white bowl.
Teacher Yang, formerly known as Yang Hongfa, worked as a cultural relics expert at the Shangjing Museum before retiring. He followed the archaeological team many times to rescue and excavate ancient tombs destroyed by tomb thieves. He was also considered a semi-archaeological expert. After retirement, he had nothing to do and participated in many archaeological surveys. Treasure program.
Because of his professional skills and humorous language, he is affectionately called Teacher Yang by netizens.
I spent money to set up a live broadcast room, and live broadcast for a while every weekend. I help treasure friends to identify the things in their hands, and enjoy the addiction of identifying cultural relics. He was very happy to see the real thing today and is preparing to invite the next person. Treasure friend.
Baoyou, who was on the line, interrupted him, "Teacher Yang, wait a moment, help me look at the other plates and bowls on the table."
What?
He was a little confused. What do you mean? The other plates and bowls are also cultural relics?
Friends who watched the live broadcast were even more confused!
We have already released a Xuande cloud-patterned blue and white bowl with a wide opening. What do you mean? Do you still want to release another authentic one? Are you finished?
Zhang Dong picked up the bowl used by Ying Zheng, put it under the camera, and said, "Teacher Yang, please see if this blue-white bowl is real." As he said that, he turned the bowl over. It says "Yongzheng Year of the Qing Dynasty".
After the friends in the live broadcast room saw this model, they almost cried "Wow" on the spot. They felt as if they had been scratched by a cat and wanted to hit the wall.
This damn thing, on the left is a Ming Dynasty Xuande blue and white bowl, and a Ming Dynasty Yongzheng azure glaze bowl, who can stand it! What’s even more annoying is, your sister, you actually eat with such a precious azure glaze bowl, and you still Is there a royal law? Is there a law?
Ouch! This makes me so angry!
Teacher Yang was also stunned for a moment. He did not expect that this treasure friend picked up a bowl for eating and actually wrote the payment. At first glance, there was no problem at all, and after a closer look, there was no problem. He said: "Let me look around. Azure Glazed".
Zhang Dong turned the bowl sideways and pointed the camera at the azure glaze. Teacher Yang adjusted his glasses, wrinkled his eyebrows and looked at them for two or three minutes. A bright smile appeared on his face again, mixed with a trace of greed. He smiled and said: "There is no problem at all. It is a thing with a wide door. The sky blue is so beautiful!".
After saying that, he kept smacking his lips, clearly wanting this azure glazed bowl made in the Yongzheng period.
The treasure friends who watched the live broadcast were so sad that they didn’t want to say a word. Damn it, the gap is too big, they are simply inhuman.
Liu Jun looked at the fake blue and white porcelain vase on the coffee table that cost him more than 30,000 yuan. He suddenly put down his mobile phone, stood up, grabbed the vase, closed his eyes, and threw it down. The blue and white porcelain vase did not escape his hands in the end, and he put it back down. On the coffee table.
He sighed heavily, went back to the sofa, picked up his phone, and was about to turn off the live broadcast and continue learning about antiques. He couldn't believe that he couldn't receive an authentic product. At the critical moment, his fingers almost touched the screen. In the live broadcast room Another sentence came out, "Teacher Yang, things like this are everywhere in my house. Please help me take a look!".
Upon hearing these words, Liu Jun was instantly petrified and motionless, not even his eyeballs, as if he had been bewitched by Medusa.
The other treasure friends watching the live broadcast were the same as him.
Even Teacher Yang was stunned in his chair.
Zhang Dong stood up, took his mobile phone, pointed the camera at the dining table, and said: "These messy bowls and plates have signatures on them. There is also a pile of bowls and plates in the kitchen, and they also have signatures on the bottoms. Teacher Yang, look at these, they are all real. ?”.
Voices echoed in the quaintly decorated study room. Teacher Yang seemed to be suddenly awakened from a dream, staring and said: "Wash the plates and bowls, and I will help you wash them!".
Ten minutes later, Teacher Yang was completely numb and said mechanically: "Next!".
The treasure friends in the live broadcast room were also completely numb, as if there was a 440-volt DC wire connected to their bodies, and their brains were numb. In this short period of time, this treasure friend took out dozens of precious items. antique.
The key is that these extremely precious antiques are the daily plates and bowls used by their families.
I didn’t know what to say anymore, and I couldn’t express my feelings at this moment in any words. When Liu Jun appraised the tenth blue and white porcelain plate from the Yuan Dynasty, he couldn’t hold it back and cried! He cried “wow”, it was too much. His meow was so shocking that his confidence in Taomai antiques was directly driven to a depth of 1,000 meters underground.
A kind-hearted book friend gave me a reward of five yuan, which made me feel very happy. I will add another chapter, hehehe.
Also, I forgot to write the chapter name again in the last chapter, which is so uncomfortable!!!
Chapter completed!