Chapter 73 Acting like a baby and learning martial arts, the picture is too hot(1/2)
Chapter 73 Acting like a baby and learning martial arts, the scene is too eye-catching
Author: Twenty Three Nights Moon
Chapter 73 Acting like a baby and learning martial arts, the scene is too eye-catching
After doing more than ten pull-ups in a row, the macho man suddenly stopped.
"You can't do it! Gorilla! If the back of your head is no bigger than a pole, it doesn't count!"
After saying this, the reactions in the two live broadcast rooms were completely different.
Everyone in the macho live broadcast room said that macho is so nice and considerate. Even the gorilla is so enthusiastic about coaching. Wouldn't it be more attentive if he were replaced by someone else?
The macho man’s assistant quickly released the latest course for netizens to sign up.
[The original price of the course is 3999 yuan, but now the live broadcast room special offer is only 1999 yuan, with a strong man leading the team, guaranteed to lose 20 pounds in a month! 】
[Sign up for the macho class and get eight-pack abs easily.]
[If you want a good figure, just hang out with a tough guy!]
In the barrage, there were also trolls and brushers who had been arranged in advance rushing to buy the course, and out of 100 copies of the course, only about 70 copies were left in an instant.
The assistant's voice was even more excited.
[Why are you still hesitating after seeing this speed? Family members! If you want to have a figure like a macho man, place an order directly...]
Other people who were dubious couldn't help but place an order directly after hearing such inflammatory words.
But the netizens in Lin Zhi’s live broadcast room have a different style of painting.
[Taishan’s head is not as good as a stick? You can’t say this without drinking several bottles of fake wine! 】
[Why don’t you say that Taishan’s arms are almost as long as his legs? 】
[Brother, don’t talk nonsense, how can his legs be as long as Taishan’s arms?]
[It’s too late, the knife has already been stabbed out. Let’s put on friendly clothes and give him a proper burial.]
Lin Zhi also frowned when he heard the macho man shouting.
But seeing Taishan's appearance still felt a little too difficult.
Before, Taishan could straighten up and do half-body pull-ups, but now it's really hard to say if it's just for fun.
But then I thought about it and found a new way.
He found a golden eagle and tied a peeled grapefruit to his paw.
"You fly over and spin around on its head a few times."
"Hey!"
The golden eagle responded, flapped its wings and flew over.
A grapefruit was tied to a fishing line, and it happened to fly over the horizontal bar. The hanging grapefruit swayed, instantly attracting Taishan's attention.
"Hi ha!"
Taishan raised his head and stared at the grapefruit above his eyes.
I wanted to reach out and grab it, but I heard Lin Zhi's voice: "If you can eat grapefruit without using your hands, I will have one every day from now on."
"Squeak!"
Taishan screamed excitedly when he heard the sound.
Netizens were a little surprised when they saw this. Could this allow Taishan to do standard pull-ups?
The next second, the entire audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.
Taishan actually put his hands on the horizontal bar, soaring into the sky like a cannonball. Half of his body rushed to the horizontal bar, his arms were straight, and his whole body was stretched into a straight line.
If the golden eagle hadn't raised its body, it would have really been able to take a bite of the grapefruit.
However, Taishan refused to give up. Seeing that he failed once, he snorted twice and continued to bite the grapefruit.
In front of the grapefruit, it doesn't care about playing around. In order to get a grapefruit every day, it must bite this grapefruit.
Brother Meng, who was on the horizontal bar opposite, suddenly became discouraged when he saw Taishan's movements. He hung on the horizontal bar without any power anymore.
He trained hard to surpass Taishan, but he didn't expect that Taishan would become so fierce that he could completely crush him.
One and a half body push-ups per second, let alone him.
Even a great person in the fitness industry would be shocked to see this scene.
Netizens in Lin Zhi's live broadcast started laughing when they saw Brother Meng stop.
They themselves looked down upon Brother Meng's behavior, and now they even started mocking him directly.
[This is Brother Meng? Twenty is not enough? 】
[How dare you sell courses like this? In society, my brother Tai is just a dog in front of me.]
[If you say that Mount Tai has no head, I think you’ll even be embarrassed.]
[Otherwise, people still have to be self-aware. Can an average person lift an animal weighing hundreds of kilograms with one hand? 】
Even Brother Meng’s own live broadcast room was not at ease.
Several people who were originally going to buy courses began to hesitate when they saw Brother Meng's appearance.
[It doesn’t feel like it’s very powerful, otherwise I’d better forget it? 】
[Indeed, I can’t even compare to a gorilla. I feel like I might as well learn from the gorilla. 】
[The key is that the gorilla’s movements look more impressive. Master Tai, can you teach me how to exercise? 】
[No, it sent to the wrong channel, I'll change it!]
…
Someone took the lead, and the number of viewers in the No. 1 Macho Man's live broadcast room instantly decreased by tens of thousands. They all entered Lin Zhi's live broadcast room and began to reward Taishan.
Someone else told Lin Zhi not to bully Taishan like this and to give him grapefruits as soon as possible.
【Look at the child who is so anxious that he is about to fly into the sky.】
[Look, the horizontal bar is bent, isn’t it broken?]
[It is really possible. Boss Lin, please remind Taishan to be careful. 】
Netizens have just finished reminding me.
Suddenly there was a crisp trembling sound from the horizontal bar.
"Hi ha!"
Without waiting for a reminder, Taishan grabbed the horizontal bar with both hands and feet and jumped up suddenly.
"Hey!"
"boom!"
Two voices sounded almost at the same time.
In the live broadcast, Taishan jumped up, grabbed the grapefruit held by the golden eagle, pulled it off, kicked off the horizontal bar, and fell directly to the ground.
He screamed and rolled to the ground, hugged the grapefruit and rushed back to the tree to eat it happily.
Netizens were speechless for a long time.
This is really incredibly powerful, and it is indeed the most powerful primate.
Some people have also discussed the feasibility of having Taishan also serve as a fitness coach.
Of course, some people think that a barbecue master is more suitable, after all, the techniques are too professional.
There are even suggestions to be a fitness instructor during the day and a barbecue chef at night.
Lin Zhi couldn't help but sigh after seeing it. The capitalists were so merciful that their netizens were in tears.
However, there is no need to continue the competition that was promised before.
The first strong man was hanging on top, half dead, and Taishan had already broken the horizontal bar.
The winner is obvious.
Everyone in the No. 1 Macho Man’s live broadcast room was making fun of him for not being good enough.
Meng Lan closed the stall in despair and never mentioned the previous challenge to a hundred people.
Lin Zhi glanced at them, without any intention of continuing to speak, and turned back to take care of Taishan.
Although the intensity of today's exercise is not very high, you will definitely feel uncomfortable after such an explosion, so you need to relax as soon as possible.
After applying the fascia gun, Taishan stretched a few times, but it didn't feel very satisfying, so he simply grabbed it and massaged his body.
While massaging, I grabbed the grapefruit and crazily stuffed it into my mouth.
When netizens saw it, they lamented that this was a magical day.
Lin Zhi shook his head and let him relax while he prepared lunch, then stood in front of the camera and started practicing boxing.
To be continued...