Chapter 84 Boyfriend
Author: Qingli
Fifth Yue has very high requirements for her boyfriend, and there are very few people who can meet her requirements. In line with her mentality of preferring nothing to nothing, she casually gave her a minimum requirement.
Once a man has nothing left, the only thing left must be to be good to women!
Ian obviously didn't understand, and she didn't want to tell the truth, so she pretended to cooperate: "I have never thought about the conditions you mentioned. Are the requirements too low?"
Ian doesn't think Wuyue's requirements are low. He thinks Wuyue treats her boyfriend as a pet. As long as she looks good and doesn't bite, she is a good pet.
He asked again: "Have you ever thought about what kind of people you want to live with?"
Fifth Yue really never thought about this question, so she asked: "Have you ever thought about it?"
Ian shook his head. He had never thought about this problem. He was surprised to realize that if he were asked to choose a female partner, his requirements would be similar to those of Fifth Yue, which is probably a woman who is not ugly and can communicate...
Fifth Yue: "Why are you asking me a question you haven't even thought about?"
Ian: "..."
It was too difficult to chat. If he hadn't asked for something, he would have gone to Ah Xiong long ago.
Even awkward chats are still chats. As long as you can attract Fifth Yue's attention, everything is worth it.
"Many women want to find the perfect partner, what do you think?"
"If 1001 has no self-awareness, he is the most perfect partner. Only he can guarantee the fidelity of love, the stability of personal emotions, and the harmony of married life over the long years."
"You think robots are better?"
"The so-called perfect partner is just someone who loves himself too much and falls in love with love. People who need a perfect partner should find a robot."
Wuyue's remarks surprised Ian a little. Thinking of her current situation, he felt that a clear mind was a good thing for her. He couldn't help but promise: "I'm not perfect, but I can try my best to meet your needs for a partner.
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Fifth Yue: "..."
Is this to be a good person before dying? Then should I say thank you?
"kindness."
The fifth Yueyan's concise and concise answer made Ian crazy again. Is this because he can no longer even have an awkward conversation?
He asked: "Is there anything else you need me to do?"
Fifth Yue: "..."
Ask me this question?
I said I want the moon in the sky, can you pick it up, or can you use sweet talk to get rid of the problem?
She asked, "What do you think you should do?"
Ian thought about it for a long time and had no idea what to do. Fortunately, there were all kinds of information related to love and dating in his brain. He browsed a few articles in a hurry, such as watching movies, playing games, shopping... etc.
, he saw that the most repeated thing was actually: drink more hot water.
Why should we drink more hot water? The water quality in the Empire is so poor that women have to be reminded by their male partners to realize this problem.
He wanted to know the answer, but was worried that this question would completely kill him. He hesitated before asking carefully: "Do you need me to remind you to drink more hot water?"
Fifth Yue: "..."
As expected, he is a single man based on his strength.
"You know I don't need to drink water, and you know I won't have menstrual cramps or get sick. What do you want to say?"
Ian finally understood the purpose of hot water, and suddenly felt that falling in love was too boring... With so much time, wouldn't it be nice to explore the mysteries of the universe?
Worrying that the task had not yet been completed, he asked bravely: "Will you accept my treating you in my own way?"
"What method will it probably take?"
"I spend most of my time studying and doing scientific research. Cell biology, genetics, and molecular biology are the subjects I am good at and can teach you."
Fifth Yue: "..."
What! What a mouthful!
"Do you think the knowledge of Aquamarine applies here?"
"You think my purpose is to teach you knowledge? You are wrong. Teaching you is a waste of time and may not teach you anything. I just use the knowledge of Planet Aquamarine to tell you how poor human beings' knowledge of the universe is.
"
Listen, what are these words? "Can't you just say I'm stupid and too ignorant?"
Ian shook his head firmly, "Human arrogance will make you refuse to believe that you are ignorant."
Damn, I'm going to fight back when you curse people.
"You don't like chatting with 1001, is it because of 5X, or because you are also quite arrogant?"
Ian: "..."
I hate 1001 and passive learning.
I want to leave, I want to find Axiong!
He glanced at the place covered by the white cloth. There was no human half-body belonging to Wuyue. Until the end, he never thought about sewing up Wuyue's body...
Unable to leave, he asked resignedly: "Then what do you want to talk about?"
Fifth Yue didn't want to talk about anything. Xiaoyue stayed on top of her head, and the black neural network had covered the entire brain. She was wondering whether to let Big Yue come back to deal with Xiaoyue...
"I'm tired and want to take a rest."
"Okay, I'll accompany you!"
Fifth Yue: "..."
Being courteous for nothing is either adultery or stealing. This person also worked hard for his children.
She definitely couldn't drive him away, so she casually said "yes" and focused her attention on Xiaoyue.
Seeing that her brain was trapped in a black fishing net, she tried to use Xiaoyue to transform her brain.
Beating the baby on a rainy day - idle time is also idle. As for what Xiaoyue's transformed brain will become, she didn't seriously think about it at all.
If Ian knew about it, he would definitely tell her that Xiaoyue has a contaminated mental power. If Xiaoyue transforms her brain, the latter will definitely be contaminated. The original brain tissue will face genetic collapse at any time, and she will die faster.
There are 12 pairs of nerves in the human brain, which control people's thinking, emotions and behaviors. When the fifth worm became an adult, her brain was damaged by an explosion. Later, for some unknown reason, her mental power repaired her brain without repairing it.
dreamlike.
When she became an insect, her mental power was supposed to be parasitic in the insect brain, but she didn't have an insect brain, only a human brain... her spirit had to turn to parasitize in the human brain.
The Queen's mental power is extremely aggressive. When the brain realized that it would be harmed by this mental power, it trapped the mental power and gave it to the fifth Yue to slowly transform...
During this period, the "dream" Zerg neural network became an accessory to the brain, taking over some of the work of the brain's nerves.
The consequence of the cross-use of two sets of nervous systems is that her memory, emotions, and thinking patterns are still human. But her behavioral and physiological patterns are limited by the insect body and become like an insect.
Nowadays, Xiaoyue tries to pollute her brain, but she does not stop Xiaoyue's behavior. She still believes that the human brain can defeat the pollution of mental power.
Two full days passed. Only then did she start to see Xiaoyue's behavior inwardly. As her brain was contaminated and her consciousness gradually became blurred, she seemed to have lost the ability to see inwardly. She was completely confused and had no idea where she was.
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"Fifth Yue! Fifth Yue," Ian's call brought back a little of her consciousness, "What for?" she asked inexplicably.
"What time is this?" She tried to open her eyes wide to see Ian's fingers clearly, but found that the surrounding light was extremely dazzling. Just as she was about to close her eyes, she heard Ian say, "You have no eyelids, but you can change the color of your eyes."
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"Why no eyelids? What's wrong with me?"
"Don't you remember what happened?"
What happened? Fifth Yue tried hard to think, but the more she thought about it, the more dizzy she became. Something seemed to be interfering with her thinking.
"Fifth Yue, Fifth Yue, Fifth Yue, you have to stay awake, otherwise you will die."
"Isn't it good to die? No one cares anyway."
Chapter completed!