Chapter 3 Ten years of hard work in the audience

Author: Snow Champagne

Chapter 3 Ten years of hard work in the audience

"Shen Yi..." Yu Nian turned back to look at Shen Yi and immediately realized the seriousness of the matter.

"Don't panic... Don't panic. Let me think about it!" Shen Yi swept towards the students waiting for the performance.

There are two more groups! Plus the group performing now just entered a few minutes ago.

An academic skit usually has more content, is well laid out, has a beginning and an end, plus some baggage, sublimation of the theme, etc., and requires at least ten minutes.

It is conservatively estimated that it will take at least twenty-five to thirty minutes when it is their turn. If I change the content now... it may be too late!

Shen Yi's heart stabilized, and his brain quickly began to search for the sketch memories of his previous life...

"Two men don't have any props to coordinate with each other. It's easier to get started and they can't engage in the vulgar taste of beauty and ugliness...Wait a minute! Maybe those two can do it!"

Shen Yi searched through features bit by bit, and suddenly thought of classic works such as "Protagonist and Supporting Actor" and "Eating Noodles" by the king of sketches, Chen Zhu.

However, the next moment, Shen Yi shook his head and decided to give up.

I have watched this sketch dozens of times since I was a child, so it is not difficult to recreate Zhu Shimao's character.

But... Although Yu Nian's image is particularly outstanding and can match Chen's, it is just an image.

In just half an hour, he will be able to fully understand Teacher Chen Peisi's wonderful and unique interpretation, which is as difficult as the sky.

You must know that although there is no intention to disparage Zhu Shimao, no matter which one of these two sketches, the large lines, the control of rhythm and the exploration of baggage are all led by Chen.

You can only lead by yourself... Han Hong, talent show...

Lightning flashed in Shen Yi's heart, and he suddenly thought of an excellent work. The most important thing was that he and Yu Nian happened to have a good foundation in the elements of this work.

"Yu Nian! Can Peking Opera still work?"

"Peking Opera??? The talent show is okay, but now we have to do a sketch!" Yu Nian saw that Shen Yi had been thinking about it for a long time before he came up with this sentence, and he was so anxious that he almost went crazy.

"I'm talking about the skit! I'll show you the flow of the lines while I'm making your face look good!" Shen Yi slapped his thigh and directly pressed Yu Nian on the chair.

After politely borrowing a few colors of oil paint from the makeup artist, I held a makeup pen to Yu Nian's face and got busy!

"Hey, hey, let's talk about it first. Is this okay? If not, let's just use the original one. At least we won't die on stage!" Yu Nian didn't dare to move while sitting on the chair, but he could still open his mouth. .

Shen Yi was multitasking. He kept holding the eyebrow pencil in his hand and began to quickly retell the plot to Yu Nian:

"No problem, the new one is definitely better than the old one. Listen carefully to me. This skit is a time-travel drama. When I was auditioning, I traveled back to my younger days and met the younger version of myself, which is the role I was playing... "

"That's not right. I look like you when you were young. I always played your dad in school."

"Nonsense! Otherwise, why would I paint your face? You won't be able to see it after applying it!"

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At this time, the performance was still going on on the stage in the theater, and what was going on was a skit between a student with blue-gray hair and a beautiful girl.

However, after just four or five minutes of acting, the interview teacher Han Hong stopped:

"Stop, stop, stop! You can stop. Your bangs are your life, aren't they? You touched them a few times just a few minutes into the skit. Did you know that this would cause drama?"

"Okay, okay, let's go to the next group!"

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"Children are fine, don't worry about me. In fact, I'm pretending to be sick. I just want you to come back and see me, and have a reunion dinner together as a family!"

"Dad, we're not leaving! We're staying with you..."

“Make dumplings and smash them!!!”

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"The subject matter of the skit is very vulgar, and to be honest, it lacks new ideas."

At this time, the interview teacher next to Han Hong, actor Gao Yalin, also commented slightly disappointedly.

"I agree with Teacher Gao's point of view."

Another interview teacher named Lu Xiaotao also echoed:

"And there is another very important issue, that is, there was no eye contact throughout your performance. You just said your lines and answered the questions in a very formulaic manner."

"Do you understand the seriousness of this problem in film and television performances?"

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The skits continued one after another, but the air pressure in the entire theater was getting lower and lower.

The employees of the Air Force Cultural Troupe who volunteered to be spectators now came in all shapes and sizes, doing a variety of things.

As for the three teachers who were interviewed, led by Han Hong, their foreheads were raised when they should be raised, and their faces were darkened when they should be. Their dissatisfaction was palpable.

"Why are they all students from top art colleges..."

"In the past few years, the entertainment industry has really become an era where traffic is king. Spending money is becoming more and more attractive, and even the students in the college are so impetuous."

Han Hong sighed softly and sighed in a low voice.

Lu Xiaotao looked back at Gao Yalin and said, "How are you, Lao Gao? Have you seen any suitable actors?"

"No... there are a lot of them with good appearance and condition, but what we want to shoot is a military theme after all. Each one of them has a bit of a military temperament, let's take a look."

Gao Yalin shook his head helplessly and felt very depressed.

This time he came to be an interview teacher. In addition to his own job, he also had a very important task.

The script for the new play "The Story of the Cooking Class" that Kong Zheng is preparing for this year has already been decided during the writing process.

Hong Jiantao plays the squad leader Pang Hong, his deputy squad leader Lao Gao, Zhou Xiaobin's Da Zhou, Mao Boy's Xiao Mao, etc.

As a result, he gave up participating in the show due to his own reasons, and temporarily replaced his deputy squad leader Gao with actor Fan Ming.

However, his role is easier to solve, but Hu Yajie, who plays handsome Hu, really made it difficult for the director and screenwriter due to scheduling issues.

There are many good actors among the cast of Kong Zheng actors, but there are really no actors who are suitable in their twenties and thirties and have a handsome image.

After all, handsome Hu, handsome Hu, at least he has to be handsome first! Naturally, the image of a soldier with an ordinary appearance, a handsome Hu, and a bit of a slutty face will not stick to his image.

While the three interviewing teachers were chatting with each other, the theater stage was cleared, and the host once again stepped onto the stage to announce:

"I would like to ask the next group of contestants to bring their work, a sketch - "Ten Years of Work Off Stage"!

The host exits.

Under everyone's surprised gaze, the curtain on the stage did not open.

But somewhere behind, the sound of gongs, drums, and string accompaniment started to sound...

Han Hong was stunned and said: "This is... Peking Opera???"

"Peking opera?" Gao Yalin was stunned.

"Yes, it's definitely Peking Opera!" Han Hong, as a professional singer and with a family background in traditional arts, said with absolute certainty as soon as she heard it.

With everyone's eyes focused on him, Shen Yi stepped onto the stage from the entrance, and Gao Yalin's eyes lit up with shock at just one glance.

"Hey... what a handsome guy!"

Because of the later author's questions, please note in advance that this book is a parallel entertainment. Due to the slow development of comedy in the film and television industry, the appearance of many comedy works will be delayed and disrupted. For example, this "Cooking Class Story" originally took place in 2003 and now takes place in Around 2011
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