Chapter 35 The Pig-Raising General and the Manure-Digging Group

Author: Xiao Li Feijian

Chapter 35 The Pig-Raising General and the Manure-Digging Group

"Comrade Wang, are you okay?"

Hearing the movement in the pigsty, Wang Xiaomao immediately asked.

"It's okay! I'm okay! I didn't sit in the tank. The feeling of riding a pig is not bad!"

Wang Shugen said with a smile.

"Comrade Wang, don't just play around, you are digging out manure!"

Wang Xiaomao was worried that the pigs he had worked so hard to raise would be weighed by Wang Shugen, so he immediately reminded him.

"good!"

Wang Shugen jumped off the pig's back.

"I have to say that Wang Shugen is very adaptable!"

Seeing Wang Shugen's performance in the pig pen, netizens in the live broadcast room sighed.

"I would like to make Wang Shugen the pig general!"

"Holding a nine-tooth rake and a white-haired pig king on his crotch, he looks majestic!"

After a while, netizens found a funny-looking picture from the screenshots and started making emoticons.

The live broadcast camera switches back to the kitchen.

Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, began to inspect the work of the new recruits.

When he came to Zhang Han and Cai Kun, he frowned: "It's taken so long to dig so many potatoes?"

Zhang Han and Cai Kun felt mixed emotions when they heard this.

They have never done this kind of work before, so naturally they can't do it quickly.

However, this cannot be said directly.

So, the two of them shouted loudly: "Report! Monitor, we will speed up immediately!"

"No need! It seems that you two are not suitable for peeling potatoes. This is a mistake in my work arrangement!"

Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, shook his head when he heard this.

Hearing his words, Cai Kun and Zhang Han breathed a sigh of relief.

The cooking squad leader is much easier to talk to than Shi Guoqiang, the first squad leader.

However, Fan Xiang changed the topic: "In this case, I will arrange for you two to go to the pig pen to assist Wang Shugen in picking up manure!"

"Ah? Picking shit?"

After hearing the words of Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, Zhang Han and Cai Kun's expressions changed.

Fan Xiang's face was stern: "What? Are you two dissatisfied with my work arrangement?"

"Report! No!"

Upon hearing this, Cai Kun and Zhang Han immediately responded loudly.

At this time, even if you are really dissatisfied, it is impossible to express it with your mouth.

"Damn it! Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, is such a talent!"

"You actually arranged for Cai Kun and Zhang Han to pick out manure?"

"Read the pinyin of monitor, Fan (fan) Xiang (xiang)..."

"Holy crap! So it's Bu Xiang?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens saw this scene and posted comments one after another.

"What's wrong with shit picking? Can't celebrities pick shit?"

Some people also posted comments asking questions.

"Uncle farmers can choose, so can this star!"

After sending Cai Kun and Zhang Han to pick manure, Fan Xiang said to Wu Jing: "Comrade Wu Jing, I will arrange for you to dig potatoes by yourself, are you up to the task?"

"Report! Yes!"

Wu Jing heard this and immediately replied.

He was worried that the cooking squad leader would ask him to do something even more outrageous.

Soon, the live broadcast camera turned to the pig pen again.

A soldier from the cooking class came here with Cai Kun and Zhang Han.

"Wang Xiaomao, these two people were arranged by Squad Leader Fan to help you pick out manure!"

“The monitor is so considerate!”

When Wang Xiaomao heard this, he immediately beamed with joy.

Normally, he did these dirty and tiring jobs without complaining secretly.

So Wang Xiaomao immediately went to take out two carrying poles and four dustpans.

He enthusiastically handed the tools to Zhang Han and Cai Kun: "Come on! Comrade Zhang, Comrade Cai, this is your tool!"

"yes!"

Zhang Han and Cai Kun took over the tools.

They followed Wang Xiaomao to the pig pen, and as soon as they got closer, they smelled an unpleasant stench coming from inside.

Normally, Zhang Han and Cai Kun would have avoided it.

But at this moment, they could only hold their noses and walk in.

"Comrade Wang, how's the poop removal going?"

Wang Xiaomao asked outside the pig pen.

"It's ready!"

Wang Shugen heard this and said immediately.

"Come on! This is a dustpan, catch the pig manure in it!"

Wang Xiaomao immediately handed the dustpan in Zhang Han's hand.

"Okay!"

Wang Shugen responded loudly.

After a while, he had already filled a dustpan.

Wang Xiaomao quickly took it out and replaced it with another one.

"Is this a pig?"

Cai Kun looked toward the pig pen curiously. Inside, there was a big fat pig with white hair.

Wang Xiaomao was a little surprised when he heard this: "Have you never seen a pig before?"

Cai Kun was a little embarrassed when he heard this: "I've never seen one alive!"

"Not to mention Zhang Han, even I have never seen a live pig!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens immediately posted comments.

"Indeed, many people who have lived in the city since childhood have only seen pork, not live pigs!"

"Now it's no longer 'I haven't eaten pork, but I haven't seen pigs running', it's now 'I haven't seen pigs running, but I haven't eaten pork yet'."

“That’s what this show is about!”

Wang Xiaomao had already put the pole on skillfully and signaled to Cai Kun: "Comrade Cai, come and pick up dung! First bend down, put your shoulders on the pole, and then get up!"

"good!"

Although Cai Kun felt that the pig manure was dirty, he did not escape.

He bent down and put the pole on his shoulders according to Wang Xiaomao's instructions.

"Ouch! Ouch!"

Cai Kun had just straightened up and was about to carry the pig manure. When he came out of the pig pen, he suddenly exclaimed.

Because when he put the pole on his shoulders and straightened up, the dustpan immediately swayed from side to side.

After a while, there was a lot of pig feces on his trouser legs.

On the side, Zhang Han couldn't avoid it, and was knocked into his arms by a handful of pig dung, causing him to sit on the ground with his buttocks propped up.

His clothes were covered with pig manure, which stank to the sky, and some of it even splashed on his handsome face.
To be continued...