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Chapter 44(1/2)

Cai Kun was stung into a pig's head by a wasp

Author: Li Xiao Feijian

Cai Kun was stung into a pig's head by a wasp

"Lin Yi, Wu Jing, now I will teach you health preservation..."

Fan Xiang is very satisfied with Lin Yi's skills.

However, at this moment, the live camera was cut in seconds!

"Hey! Program team, what are you doing? I also have to see the kitchen squad leader teach Lin Yi and Wu Jing's health care!"

Seeing that the live broadcast camera was turned away, the netizens in the live broadcast room immediately stopped doing it.

Because, they had met Fan Xiang, the chef squad leader before.

He was holding a brick in his hand and interrupted with a snap!

If you learn this, it will be really spicy!

Seeing that the netizens expressed their dissatisfaction in the live broadcast room, the host He Ling immediately came out.

He explained: "Accessors, this is not something we cherish. You have heard it just now. Squad Leader Fan's health skills are not the kind of magic skills in martial arts novels. After practicing for thirty years, you can achieve the effect of cutting bricks. Even if you have practiced them, it will not be very effective. Could it be that you go to the construction site to cut bricks?

The most important point is that this skill is easy to practice qi without a master step-by-step instruction! It will cause great damage to the body!"

It turned out that the program team was worried that netizens would follow the practice and there would be problems, so they turned on the camera.

In fact, as Director Liang Nanhu TV's great director, he has been exposed to many martial arts, and he has more or less mastered martial arts, so he naturally knows the risks of practicing.

Hearing He Ling's explanation, netizens who had originally protested stopped one after another.

Indeed, after practicing for thirty years, how many people can persist?

Even if you succeed in practicing, it will be useless. Usually, you dare not take action at all, as it can be punished and punished if you take action.

Let you go to the ring. After thirty years of practice, I am older again. I have never practiced confrontation and cannot beat professional boxers.

There are also many martial artists in fighting sounds. They usually hit bricks and rattle and go on the ring, and even a retired professional boxer can't beat them.

After explaining, He Ling hid the window again.

At this time, in the live broadcast camera, there were five people including Zhang Han, Cai Kun, Wang Shugen, Wu Gang and Wang Xiaomao.

They have come to a forest.

"Didn't you say it's easy to cut pig grass? Why does it look like you're going up the mountain to chop wood?"

Seeing the surrounding environment, some netizens asked in confusion in the live broadcast room.

"Have you noticed that there is a banana tree in front of me. I guess this is the target of the pig soldiers Wang Xiaomao!"

There are many people online in the live broadcast room, and there are people from all walks of life. A knowledgeable person posts a barrage explanation.

"Can banana trees feed pigs?"

"Of course! My family runs a pig farm and often cut banana leaves to feed pigs!"

The netizen who replied before continued to explain.

"Comrade Wang, how long will it take to get to our destination?"

Cai Kun walked on the rugged mountain road, surrounded by shrubs and trousers legs covered with seeds of plants, and he couldn't help asking.

"It's here! Look! These banana trees are our goal!"

Wang Xiaomao said with a smile.

"Yes! My hometown is in the countryside, and I planted a banana tree behind the house. When I encounter drought, I cut the branches and leaves of the banana tree to feed the pigs!"

Wang Shugen said in agreement when he heard this.

"We have five people here, and it's enough to cut two of them back!"

Wang Xiaomao observed for a while and said.

"Okay! Leave the work of cutting trees to me!"

Before everyone could speak, Zhang Han volunteered to say.

"Okay! I'll give you the sickle!"

Wang Xiaomao handed Zhang Han the sickle he carried, and he was happy to be idle.

Zhang Han took the knife, fiddled with it, and ran over excitedly.

"Comrade Zhang, be careful!"

Cai Kun glanced at Zhang Han and couldn't help but remind him.

After a while, Zhang Han came to a banana tree. He looked at the branches and leaves on it, which were a little taller.

So Zhang Han left the sickle on his belt, hugged the banana tree with both hands, and climbed up.

Hiss!

The dry leaves on the banana tree were immediately pulled down, and Zhang Han did not climb up at all.

"Damn it! Zhang Han wants to climb a banana tree? What do you think!"

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room started to laugh.

"I also climbed banana trees when I was a child. Not to mention that the banana trees are very smooth, even if I climbed up, I couldn't bear his weight!"

Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately said, "Comrade Zhang, don't climb up, just cut it down. This tree trunk is very crisp!"

"oh!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Han immediately took out the sickle.

He aimed at the trunk of the banana tree and slashed two times.

Sure enough, the banana tree fell down in response to the sound.

Buzz!

Suddenly, Wang Shugen's face changed: "There are hornets! There are hornets on the banana tree!"

Sure enough, a lot of hornets flocked out from the fallen banana tree!

It turned out that there was a hornet's nest hanging on the banana leaves!

"Damn!"

When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they couldn't help but swear.

"This man Zhang is too unlucky, right?"

"Cutting a banana tree, there is a nest of hornets on it?"

Seeing this, Zhang Han turned around and ran away immediately.

When Cai Kun saw this situation, he also started running.

Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately exclaimed: "Don't run away! wrap your head with clothes first!"

pity!

When Wang Xiaomao reminded, it was too late. Zhang Han and Cai Kun had attracted more than a dozen hornets to chase after him.

After a while, the screams of the two people resounded throughout the live broadcast room!

"Hiss! When I heard this scream, I knew that Zhang Han and Cai Kun were in trouble!"

"I have a deep understanding! When I was in my hometown, I was stung by a hornet. It hurt so much that my scalp was about to explode. That feeling was so sour and refreshing!"

"Fortunately! The nest of these hornets is not big, there are only a dozen of them in total. Otherwise, they would be in trouble and might be in danger of their lives!"

Some people are watching jokes, and some people feel lucky.

"Quick! Rescue Zhang Han and Cai Kun!"

Wang Xiaomao immediately rushed to catch up.

After a while, the live broadcast camera caught up with the two.

"It hurts! I feel so painful!"

Cai Kun's eyes, forehead, and face were all stung, and now he was already red and swollen.

It looks very funny.

Zhang Han was closer and was stung even worse. His eyes were swollen into panda eyes, and he became fatter!

"Quick! Save, send it, I, we, go to the hospital, late, it will be too late!"

Zhang Han said with great desire to survive.

"Don't worry! I have experience in this!"

Wang Xiaomao saw the two of them and said.

He immediately searched among the grass on the side of the road.
To be continued...
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