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Chapter 134 Want to eat shit?

Author: Blind Blind who loves fried chicken

Xian Wan nodded madly: "Yes, yes, he is alive and well, chasing me every day, jumping up and down."

"Why is he chasing you?" Xi Zhuo felt that his cute, lamb-like fiancé would not deliberately seek trouble, and subconsciously felt that Qian Wan must have done something outrageous to hurt him.

Xian Wan felt that the vines on her body were getting tighter, and her whole body ached from being tied up. She felt that if she didn't explain, she would be strangled and fainted by the vines.

He quickly recalled the character of this female war goddess in his mind, thought of several reasons that she would most likely accept, and gritted his teeth and chose one of them: "Because he wants me but I don't agree! So he wants to destroy me!"

"What did you say?!" Xizuo's expression showed a crack.

Xian Wan snickered in her heart: You can't blame her. Who told Mipo to treat her like that before? Let him chase his wife to the crematorium with durian shells tied to his knees! I'm sorry, God of Plague!

But it turned out that she was happy too early.

Xi Zuo frowned and looked at Qian Wan, shaking his head firmly: "No way, you are not as good-looking as me, your figure is not as good as mine, and your abilities are average. He already has me. What do you think he can see in you?"

This time it was Xian Wan's turn to crack: "..."

No, sister, just say what you say, what kind of hero do you think you are if you attack me personally?

But what they said is also true.

Xian Wan took a deep breath and temporarily decided to change his explanation: "It's true! He took a fancy to my ability and wanted me to work for him, but I had different ideas from him, so I rejected him righteously.

!”

"Oh?" Xizuo seemed to be interested, so she let the vine man on Xianwan's body loosen up, and even asked the vine man behind her to hold her buttocks to prevent her from getting tired, and her expression naturally moved in the ball of light.

She sat in a posture with her legs crossed, not minding that she was still naked.

"Tell me, what is his concept? What is your concept?" After asking, he paused and added, "By the way, tell me how you met and how he is doing. Don't leave out any details."

Although the other party clearly did not believe that Mipper was aware of Wan, his tone and behavior still sounded like he was arresting the mistress's wife.

Xian Wan unceremoniously sat down on Tengman and began to recall the tearful past when she met the god of plague.

It was a tragic past that made the listener sad and the listener weeping. As she talked, she wished she could go back to the Kapa tribe and ask the tribe leader for some wine while she drank.

She used all the pitiful adjectives to describe herself, and used all the methods of describing traitors and bullies in ancient and modern times on Mipper. She wished that the goddess of war could use Mipper's filter on the spot. From then on, Mipper became

There is no more this beautiful fiancée, the God of War.

But obviously, two kinds of people cannot sleep under the same bed, even if they are not married yet.

Xizuo held his head with one hand and looked at Xian Wan, and concluded with a half-smile: "You said he now has superpowers, and he bravely faces those in the alliance alone? Now he seems to have infiltrated the upper echelons of the alliance with great humiliation.

?”

Xizuo covered her reddish cheeks and praised proudly: "As expected of my little fox, awesome!"

Xian Wan: "..." Is this the point she just said?!! Is your filter too thick?!!

She couldn't complain anymore.

The God of War in front of her was just a love-minded person, and he didn't help her relatives, so she wasted her breath.

At this moment, the Doomsday Lock suddenly interrupted.

[As a reminder, I previously detected information about the Earth’s invasion war in the alliance’s internal star network. It seems that Mipper was also involved in that battle.]

Xian Wan was dissatisfied: "Why didn't you tell such important information before?!"

【You didn’t ask.】

"..."

Seeing the interaction between the two of them, Xizuo couldn't help but chuckle: "It seems that you two don't get along well, why don't you give your body to me."

Xian Wan immediately turned her head in the direction of the bracelet, pursed her lips, and blew kisses continuously: "No, we love each other very much."

【yue......】

Xizuo's eyes narrowed with a smile. Then, she recalled the scene when she recovered the superpower. She did not see Mipo.

When she thought about some details carefully, she found that she couldn't remember anything.

Almost instantly she understood what was happening.

She suddenly glanced at the roots of the tree coldly, and her tone suddenly contained murderous intent: "Some things seem to have done unnecessary things."

The characters on the tree roots flash slightly.

Xizuo gritted his teeth and snapped his fingers. The vines on Xianwan's body began to tighten again, holding Xianwan closer to Xizuo.

Xian Wan twisted her face and looked at Xi Zhuo in horror: "What's going on? Aren't we still chatting? Why are we here again?!"

Xizhuo looked apologetic but not very sincere: "I'm sorry, I really can't help it. I need your body urgently. I'll explain it to you after you exchange it."

Hearing this, Xian Wan cursed in her heart: How could she get on the bus first and pay for the ticket later? Although this body is not hers, she has parasitic feelings! No one can take it away!

She quickly shouted: "If you use this body to find Mipper, his first reaction will definitely be to cut you into pieces! You don't want to be made into a sashimi by your fiancé, do you?!"

Xizuo touched his chin and pondered for a moment. Qi Wan saw that the other party's attitude seemed to have relaxed a little, and thought that everything was okay.

The next second, Xi Zhuo's cold voice sounded: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Anyway, didn't you just say that your body can't die? If it can't die, then let him chop it up for fun. It can be regarded as a couple's fun."

What a wonderful husband-wife-love-fun-!!

Xian Wan looked at the other party with wide eyes and said, "Wait a minute! I'm a zombie! You have to think clearly!!"

"No, it means immortality, I can accept it." The other party said calmly.

Xian Wan's mind was running wildly. She suddenly thought of something and shouted: "Zombies need to eat excrement to stay alive! Doesn't it matter to you too?!"

As Xian Wan expected, when the other party heard this, he immediately lost his composure.

"What did you say... what to eat?!" Xizuo suspected that she heard wrongly. She just said she wanted to eat shit?!

Teng Man had stopped, and Qi Wan saw that there was something going on, so he started to talk nonsense skillfully: "Actually, it's not impossible to swap bodies. I treat you as my sister and I only told you in advance, lest you regret it and insist on following me."

Putting things back together, the biggest feature of us zombies is that they are immortal and eat a lot of miscellaneous food. You can eat whatever you want at ordinary times. But if you encounter death, you need to absorb crystals to repair yourself quickly. Sister, you don’t know, this crystal

It is our excrement. When we are injured and die, we will take excrement to repair ourselves faster."

"..."

Xizuo lowered his head and thought carefully for a moment, then let go of the vines that were entangled with Xian Wan.

At the same time, she also found a way for herself: "Actually, I think it's not a bad idea to help you achieve your goals. I'm older, and there's no need to do everything myself."

Xian Wan breathed a sigh of relief.

The moment she landed, she felt her feet were a little weak. She swayed to stabilize her body, thinking that her physical fitness was getting worse and worse now, and she couldn't even stand upright after sleeping.

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