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86. I am a veterinarian

Faced with such a thing, Tian Haoran wanted to bury himself, but he couldn't admit it in person, otherwise his old face would be nowhere to be put. He snorted coldly, "Young comrade is sirizing! Since you have admitted that you have no ability, don't make a fool of yourself here!"

"I believe you know more about whether you are ugly or not." Wu Wei smiled, "I guess the old man knows the method of acupuncture too! If you often use the method of pricking acupoints to increase your sexual desire, it will only make your body's essence more and more depleted, and it will not be replenished by replenishment alone. Of course, you can also think that I am exaggerating."

When everyone heard Wu Wei say this, even if they were confused in their hearts, they couldn't help but gradually believe what he said. Especially Tian Haoran's face was not very good, as if he was really guessed by Wu Wei.

"It seems that Comrade Xiao Wu is quite knowledgeable about acupuncture!" At this time, another old man surnamed Pei from the Central South Military Region asked this question.

"I'm just a little bit, but I can't see you all." Wu Wei waved his hand and said, "But to be unpleasant, although you are a national player in Xinglin, you have some major and small problems in your body. Do you want me, as a junior, to give you two shots?" Seeing everyone's faces become a little ugly when they heard him say this, Wu Wei laughed, "Just kidding, how dare I show my ugly appearance in front of all players!"

Wuwei's words made Tian Haoran blush, and these words seemed to be a bit suspicious of slapping the face! So Tian gritted his teeth and said, "Since Comrade Xiaowu has such a good mood, let me start first! I believe everyone wants to learn Comrade Xiaowu's method of pricking the acupoints!" When Tian Haoran heard Wuwei say this, he naturally thought that Wuwei was slapping the swollen face and pretending to be fat, so he simply used the trick to tie Wuwei's army.

Wu Wei was stunned, but soon returned to normal. The reason why he was stunned was that he did not expect that the old man named Tian had such a thick face, and he dared to indirectly admit that he had an affair with his female assistant. But in the eyes of others, it was proof that Wu Wei showed his timidity. Everyone nodded and agreed with Tian Haoran, as if he was following his horse's head.

Tong Junjian, who had never spoken on the side, looked at Wuwei with a smile, thinking that some people in the Central South Military Region were too exaggerated. How could such a weak boy be able to withstand his iron fist? After he made a fool of himself, he would let him make a fool of himself in public. Let him look up and see how he would look up to see others in the future, and see that he would still dare to do something to poach others.

This is the first time Wu Wei has been using beasts as a practice target before. At this time, he couldn't help but hesitate. If this battle is successful, everything will be fine. If it fails, then his cowhide will be broken and "famous is notorious". He is not afraid of being notorious or something. Anyway, Secretary Xiao Liu would not care about this thing at all. It's just that he can't stand the faces of these people, and he tried every means to plot against himself, wanting to embarrass himself. Such people are really sorry for not slapping them loudly.

But if they were given acupuncture, these thick-skinned people would probably accept it happily, and then say a few words like "Comrade Xiao Wu is indeed superb in acupuncture" and so on. As for how Wu Wei will damage Wu Wei behind his back, who knows! Anyway, Wu Wei felt that he had a loss but no profit. Thinking of this, Wu Wei couldn't help but feel helpless, but soon, he smiled and thought, wouldn't he be too stubborn? Anyway, isn't it just to prove that he has that ability? Then when they praise him, he will hurt them a few more words and make them lose face. Thinking of the funny thing, Wu Wei couldn't help but shrugged his shoulders and cursed in his heart. This laughter is really hurt inside!

The six old men, their assistants and Tong Junjian were invited into the house, and their bodyguards stayed outside the door. Wuwei moved the rattan chair next to the patio to the center of the hall and said to Tian Haoran, "Please take a seat, this is better to take off your shirt..." Wuwei's request naturally made everyone feel that Wuwei had no confidence in his acupuncture. Of course, when the people present gave others acupuncture, they would also ask others to take off their clothes in order to avoid any trouble.

Tian Haoran did as he said. Wu Wei took out a pack of golden needles in his arms, found an alcohol lamp to light it, and then disinfected and baked the golden needles one by one. Holding several golden needles in his hand, Wu Wei came behind Tian Haoran and said, "Old man, please lie on the chair and relax!" As he said that, Tian Haoran slapped his hand and inserted several golden needles in his right hand into different acupoints on Tian Haoran's back at the same time. This hand directly shocked everyone present. However, Tian Haoran twisted his lower back slightly and groaned.

His beautiful assistant squatted down in front of Tian Haoran with a nervous look on his face and asked, "Old Tian, ​​are you okay?"

Tian Haoran waved his hand and sighed, "I'm fine. This is a natural phenomenon of acupuncture. If there is no such sour reaction, it can be said that he is simply a false reputation."

Wuwei sweats secretly, what's the reputation I have come? While thinking this in my heart, I waved my left hand again, and five golden needles stabbed Tian Haoran's back and waist. The sore feeling made Tian Haoran's waist tremble slightly, but he quickly breathed out. He sighed in his heart that this guy is indeed a bit tricky, especially his acupoint-punching technique with a hand counting needles is really well taught by everyone. I really don't know if it was he who practiced it himself or was given guidance from another famous teacher. If there was another famous teacher, everyone probably came wrong this time. Not only did they lose face, but they also weakened their face, and at the same time they had to offend a real Xinglin master.

Wu Wei naturally didn't know what Tian Haoran was thinking at this moment. He only saw him counting needles in one hand, waving the needle a few times, finishing the work after a few strokes, looking at the watch and laughing, "Prepare for the next one."

Everyone looked at each other and thought, would you continue to be embarrassed? Judging from his method of stabbing the acupoint and Mr. Tian’s expression, he was indeed a bit real. No wonder he was very arrogant at a young age and had the capital! What's more, this guy's method of stabbing the acupoint with a gold needle is probably guided by a famous teacher, otherwise how could he be so magical and offended a master of Xinglin like this?

Just when everyone was in a dilemma for the second time, the old man named Qiu from the Dongguang Military Region stood up again. It was obvious that this old guy was a little fond of showing off, giving people a feeling of paying attention to fame and fortune. He twisted a small beard on his chin and said, "Let me do it first! Looking at the little comrade's method of pricking the acupoint with golden needles, it is probably true that Lingshi has been taught. I believe that the little comrade will not disappoint me, right!"

After carefully looking at his expression, Wu Wei couldn't help but chuckled, and did not argue that he didn't have a master. "Old man, your disease is really hard to cure! And you are also a national master of Xinglin. You should be very clear about the root of your disease, right?"

Seeing Wu Wei laughing ambiguously, the old man surnamed Qiu flashed with embarrassment on his face and sighed helplessly, "Is there really no hope at all?"

The tone of the old man surnamed Qiu made the two companions who came with him sympathize with him. Both of them knew the root of the old man surnamed Qiu. In fact, to be honest, this was a psychological disease, because his body was normal in all aspects, but he just couldn't do sexual intercourse. In addition to mental disorders, there were other factors. They were all studying medicine, so they naturally knew very well where the root of the disease was.

Unfortunately, today's traditional Chinese medicine is very different from the traditional Chinese medicine in the old era. In ancient times, medicine and divination were always inseparable. Doctors save diseases and treat people, while divination makes every decision. The two are combined, just like the combination of modern physiological medicine and psychotherapy.

The disease of the old man surnamed Qiu was actually caused by psychological disorders, but as an old professor of traditional Chinese medicine, he could not get rid of his old face when he asked him to see a psychologist. Although some of the other friends also knew some psychological knowledge, none of them succeeded in trying to get rid of his inner heart disease. Therefore, at this time, Wu Wei said that his disease could not be cured in one or two days.

In fact, Wu Wei had only a little understanding of the things like "look, listen, ask, and touch". The reason why he quickly came to the cause of their disease was the conclusion of the spiritual scanning. Only he, a "half-baked veterinarian", could do this technique, and no one else could learn it. However, this gave people the illusion that medical skills were perfect. Just a simple look could easily capture the root of the patient, which was really amazing.

It was also because he knew in his heart that he was only half-tuned, that he would have irritated the public and forced them to leave without regard for public anger. If he wanted to treat the disease, he would not be afraid of who would come. If he really couldn't do it, he would use the qi of the earthly veins in his body to cheat. But if he talked about medical theory to these people, even if Wu Wei memorized the entire unknown medical book, he would not be the opponent of these old guys. That's why he deliberately bypassed the level of exploring medical theory with them.

Of course, if Tian Haoran did not say such words in the end to insult Wuwei and the old man of the Liu family, which would arouse Secretary Xiao Liu, Wuwei would probably be too lazy to care about these people and waste his energy to give them acupuncture. In order to give himself and Secretary Xiao Liu a breath, and kill these people at the same time, so as not to think that his Wuwei is really just a false reputation.

"It's not without hope. I said it's just going to take some time. Come on! I'll give you a few needles first."

Hearing that there was still hope, the old man surnamed Qiu actually regained his confidence, which surprised him. But soon the old man surnamed Qiu found a good excuse for himself, thinking to himself, my confidence comes from his master, not because of this kid.

So after Wuwei gave everyone a simple treatment, these people asked about Wuwei's teacher.

Wu Wei shrugged helplessly and said, "Actually, my master is just a veterinarian (a veterinary doctor). I have not yet graduated!"
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