Chapter 11: Is Taoist Master broadcasting a live broadcast of cultivating immortality?

Author: Must persevere

Chapter 11 The Taoist Master is broadcasting a live broadcast of cultivating immortality

Seeing the middle-aged monk running away in a hurry, netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still.

"With this kind of virtue, you can still be a host, bah!"

"His grandma's. If I hadn't been in Jiangnan City, I would have had to kill him offline with a knife."

"No, I'm wondering, are those Bald Donkey's fans in our live broadcast room?"

As soon as these words came out, many people watching the live broadcast did not dare to say anything. They just slid silently to the backstage and silently clicked "King Kong Monk" to cancel it.

That night, the middle-aged monk watched helplessly as the number of followers on his account dropped from 555,000 to 455,000. He was so angry that he held his quilt and cried all night long.

After crying, I saw that the number had changed to 400,000, and I cried even louder!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully preaching, reputation value +1000"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully preaching, reputation value +1000"

…

After bidding farewell to his fans, Su Yang had barely taken two steps when a voice sounded in his mind that his fame was worth it.

Su Yang smiled slightly and looked at his phone. Seeing that it was getting late, he thought about finding a hotel to stay for the night.

However, Su Yang then searched for several hotels, but all of them were full and there were no vacancies. I'm very sorry.

"What's going on? Is the Taoist priest a bit miserable, or is he being targeted? This is the fourth hotel, and it's all full?"

"Everyone, look at the date. Today is Valentine's Day. Ahem, the room has been reserved a long time ago. You all understand."

"Oh, tonight is going to be a sleepless night after all. I'm afraid I can't feel the vibration of the bed next door through the wall."

"Hey, hey, brothers, I need to take a step back first, my girlfriend is waiting for me."

"Tch, I'm not envious at all. Anyway, I have Thumbelina. I'm really not envious at all. Wuwuwuwu..."

Su Yang could only shrug his shoulders helplessly after trying to stay overnight in many places, and simply found a park near Yida Shopping Mall, using the sky as his quilt and the ground as his bed, and slept comfortably.

Compared to the bustling Yida Shopping Mall, this park is relatively quiet, with only occasional night joggers and walkers passing by.

Su Yang found an open space not far from the street lights, put down his bags, and sat down cross-legged.

Looking at the fame value of more than 10,000 in the panel, Su Yang felt happy and started the lottery without hesitation.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting [Wooden Sword]"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining [Five Arts of Taoism, Xiangzi Chapter]"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting [Aura Water]"

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[Wooden Sword]: Made from wood struck by lightning for thousands of years, it can ward off evil spirits and kill monsters. Injecting magic power can cut iron like mud.

[Five Techniques of Taoism, Xiangzi Chapter]: Look at the sky, you can see the stars and the fortune of the country, look at the earth, you can check Feng Shui, look at people, you can look at faces and palms, and you can predict the future fortune!

Su Yang's eyes lit up. If the Shan Zi Pian was used for practicing and strengthening the body, then the Xiang Zi Pian was undoubtedly a great magical power, observing the sky, Kanyu, and people.

Used well, it can change a person's destiny.

As a Taoist priest, after mastering the basic knowledge of Taoism, Su Yang became even more aware that ordinary Taoist priests can only learn one of the five Taoist arts throughout their lives, and may not even be able to master it until they die.

However, Su Yang relied on the system and mastered two of them in just a few days, which made him extremely happy.

After regaining his composure, Su Yang took a sip of the spiritual energy water and regained some energy.

Then, Su Yang sat in the cross-legged position and began to use the breathing method in the Taoist Five Skills Shanzi chapter.

The Shanzi Pian contains breathing methods inside, which can quickly enter samadhi, and external pile exercises, which can strengthen the body.

As he breathed in and out, Su Yang felt a stream of heat gradually gushing out of his body, washing his limbs and muscles, and making his whole body feel warm.

The spiritual energy water had already transformed Su Yang's body before, making his physical fitness far superior to that of ordinary people, and the practice of breathing methods was constantly strengthening his foundation.

At this moment, under the influence of the breathing method, Su Yang felt that the fatigue of the day had been swept away, his spirit and form were unified, and he entered a state of emptiness.

After what happened not long ago, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 100,000.

But now, more than 100,000 people are eagerly watching Su Yang "sleeping" cross-legged.

If other anchors saw this, they would probably curse.

I left more than 100,000 "family members" alone and fell asleep minding my own business? Isn't this a waste of traffic?

Logically speaking, who would watch a person sleeping during a live broadcast?

But unfortunately, in the Suyang live broadcast room, there were more than 100,000 people, and no one was missing for a long time. On the contrary, the number of people was still slowly increasing.

"Good guy, who is the anchor? Just fell asleep like this and left me in the live broadcast room?"

"Dear me, a hundred thousand people watch a Taoist priest sleeping? Tang Monk will live longer if he eats his meat. Will this Taoist priest live longer just by looking at him?"

"The Taoist priest is really willful. So many people just ignore it and just take a rest, haha."

"I won't leave. I want to see how long the Taoist priest can sleep."

Time passed by, and people in the live broadcast room came and left, and came and went, but the number remained stable at more than 100,000.

This bizarre situation is unprecedented in the entire live broadcast industry. More than 100,000 people watch the anchor while he sleeps.

But in the next scene, netizens in the live broadcast room were not calm.

I saw Su Yang sitting cross-legged with a dull expression. As he exhaled and inhaled, there were faint streams of hot air spurting out from his nose.

"Holy shit, what the hell is this? Is the Taoist priest spitting out heat waves from his nose?"

"Hiss, isn't this the scene of water boiling in the stove? Is the Taoist boiling water in his stomach?"

"God, boil some water in your stomach. I think you probably have a high fever. It's so hot that your breath is boiling hot."

"Isn't the Taoist cultivating immortality?"

"It makes me laugh to death. He is still cultivating immortality. I am confused by reading novels about demons. If this Taoist priest is cultivating immortality, I will eat shit. He is just making up mysteries to create a show effect."

As soon as the rebuttal was uttered, everyone was dumbfounded by the sudden change on Su Yang's side.

Just now it was just a stream of hot air, but now what spurted out from Su Yang's nose was a faint mist. Although it was very light, it was real, like a dream.

"Damn it, what the hell is going on here? Let an undergraduate explain it to you!"

"Undergraduate students are confused. Come on, get a PhD!"

"The doctor even cut off his hair and couldn't figure out the principle!"

"The Taoist master is not really broadcasting the live broadcast of cultivating immortality, is he?"

"It's true. What else can this guy who swallows clouds and puffs of smoke be if he's not a cultivator?"

"His grandma, where is the one who threatened to eat shit just now? Get out of here."

More than 100,000 people in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded and dumbfounded when they saw Su Yang closing his eyes and puffing out smoke.

Countless netizens were scratching their heads and couldn't figure out how Su Yang did it.

Many people even imitated it on the spot, taking a long puff of cigarettes and then blowing the smoke out of their noses.

Although they both exhale through the nose, the effects are obviously completely different.

People who refused to admit defeat smoked ten cigarettes in one breath, and the smoke-like effect came out of their noses, but they almost didn't choke.

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