Chapter 1 01 The person who decided to be a supporting role

Author: Mijiang failed

Chapter 1 01. The person who decides to play a supporting role

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Yes, the wind can blow up a piece of white paper, but it cannot blow away a butterfly, because the power of life lies in disobedience.

Kitahara-san, I very much agree with the views you stated in your letter. Please don’t pay too much attention to the criticism around you, just go your own way and let others speak.

I believe that the final scenery of this road is as charming as the process.

Your charming and ever faithful companion - Ichiro Oshima."

Shisui Asama imitated the handwriting of the boy in front of him, wrote his signature, folded the letter paper into the envelope, and used the glue on the table to lightly spread it evenly and stick it on.

"Teacher, thank you very much."

The new ace of the academy football club named Ichiro Oshima bowed very formally to Asama with an angle of over 90°, picked up the letter Asama had prepared, and was about to leave the club room.

"Wait a minute."

Asama, with a messy head of hair that looked unkempt, stood up, took out a bottle of perfume from the drawer of the bookshelf next to him, took back the envelope, sprayed it on it, and shook it again.

"Remember the perfume I asked you to wear on the last date? Remember to spray it on your gifts in the future. The warm and dry scent of bergamot and lavender is very popular with girls.

A smelly letter can stand out from a pile of letters, and this smell will become your identification symbol and deepen her impression of you.

Well, just use the reserve money you have with me to settle the bill*, and when you use it up, buy a few bottles from me to keep in reserve, I have the goods here."

*Note: Oshima Ichiro once asked Asama to help write a love letter for 200,000 yen. Since Asama didn't really write seriously, he left it as Oshima's love reserve and left it with Asama.

"Also, Kitahara-san will go to the welfare home to do charity work this weekend.

The address and contact information of the organizer of the charity event are here. Arrive 2 hours early, pretend to be a chance encounter, and pretend to be an enthusiastic charity member with 3 years of experience.

I've already taken care of the people, and I won't betray them.

It is said that Beitahara was brought up by her grandfather. Remember to find an opportunity to talk about the story between you and your grandfather.

Please be sure to devote yourself wholeheartedly to subsequent charity activities and treat them as important as ministry work.

Please remember the other matters above as well. Okay, go ahead and wish you good luck in martial arts."

"Okay, okay, great teacher."

The new ace classmate was so moved that there were stars in his eyes. He took the A4 paper handed over by Asama with a map printed on it and dense text written on it. He bowed solemnly, turned around and rushed out a little boldly.

"Please wait for my good news!"

The love counseling department, which was only established this semester, is slowly starting to gain popularity.

As a commoner who has no sense of presence in school, Asama has also gained good popularity in the love counseling business.

"Teacher, I sent out a straight ball and a curve ball, but why hasn't Rinzi responded at all?"

Nakamura, the second-year senior, had a sad face as he reported last week's defeat to first-year Asama.

"I want to make a breakthrough after just one date, so I'm a little impatient, Nakamura-senpai.

In short, the frivolous image in the past still has some influence. This is why I asked you to dye your hair black again and wear something more casual on dates.

There are many rumors in the girls' circle. I believe Sato-senpai also has this concern. If he takes too much initiative, he will be killed like a hundred people.

Judging from Sato-senpai's love interest in junior high school, she was not good at this.

Stay patient and believe that a lifetime is not about a moment, and love with delayed gratification can last longer.

If you just think of Sato-senpai as a high school love interest who can be in and out quickly, I would advise you to give up on this kind of consciousness."

After Asama answered Nakamura in a tone that was completely unlike a junior to a senior, he opened the secret door of the bookshelf on the other side and took out a red tie with a white rabbit print on the background from the inner room.

Then he pulled out a magazine from the desk drawer in the middle of the department room with two Dutch lop-eared rabbits on the cover and handed it over.

"In short, being able to get an appointment means half the battle is won.

Try this tie on your next date. You always need some embellishment when wearing a black suit. Recently, Sato-senpai raised a rabbit, so I took this opportunity to chat with her.

The tie is 50,000 yen. Thank you for your patronage. The magazine is free. You’re welcome.

By the way, regarding the second date with Sato-senpai, senior, please pay attention to these points."

Nakamura, the No. 3 pitcher in the baseball club and second-year Class B classmate, walked out of the clubroom with his tie in his left hand and a magazine in his right hand, rekindling his confidence, as if he was an Internet addict who just got brand new equipment and couldn't wait to download a copy to enjoy the fun.

juvenile.

Shisui Asama checked today's sales on his mobile phone, shook his head, stretched like tea leaves after brewing, leaned back on the soft chair, picked up "Image and Simulation" on the desk and read it again

stand up.

Although it is a philosophical book, Baudrillard is more like a writer who uses perceptual intuition to explain a certain truth. Asama feels that this truth can also be applied to love counselors.

Russell said that people are gullible animals and must believe in something. If there is no good basis for this belief, bad basis can be dealt with.

Coincidentally, Borges also mentioned that falling in love with someone is like creating a religion, and the god that that religion believes in is unreliable.

Simulation replaces the real with the false and is more consistent with "reality" than the real.

Love is just this kind of thing, and nowadays, it has become a twisted belief for both parties to test each other's strength.

It was this kind of blind, fanatical, and impulsive belief that cured Asama's terminal poverty.

Asama pointed upwards in the still water and held up the bridge of his thick black-rimmed glasses. In just two months, he had already earned almost 4 million yen, a net profit.

No wonder the financial crisis in the previous life could not stop the business of dating agencies. In the United States, it is said that the divorce rate actually dropped during the financial crisis.

Two months ago, Asama helped Mr. Sakagami, a noble boy from Okinawa in the same class, successfully become a potential substitute for the baseball team.

It only took two weeks to train with him on several signature pitches and corresponding poses. Through the transformation of his appearance, the exotic atmosphere of Okinawa, and the creation of a hot-blooded boy who challenged the main selection, he quickly became the best in the class.

key people.

Sakagami also realized the freedom of choosing a spouse, and chose a petite but ambitious Kobayashi-san as his girlfriend among more than a dozen girls who liked him.

It was also through Sakagami's mentorship that Asama met Nakamura-senpai, the new meal ticket.

Also two months ago, Asama helped the fighting classmate Wang Dahui from Osaka become the real boss of the first grade, and successfully showed his personal charm through several character creations such as Prodigal Son Returns, Hero Saves Beauty, Likes Kittens, etc.

, and they got together smoothly with Yamashita-san, who was a reader model but had the best academic performance.

A month ago, Asama helped Komaba, a classmate who is an otaku but is the "God of SONY strategy", to successfully meet Hanzawa-san from Seika Girls' Academy next door, who is said to be the child of a Nintendo executive, through an offline online game meeting.

, successfully achieved the double bond of "original friends" and "lovers";

At the same time, Asama also helped Nijo-san, the chaebol eldest daughter who retained her outdated tsundere attributes, by posting several classic COS images on Twitter that met the target

100% met Takishima's classmates and became a couple two weeks later.

As the acting head of the love counseling department, Shizumi Asama feels like a supercar salesman. Although he is very knowledgeable about cars, he is also among the people who are farthest away from owning luxury cars.

Love is a twisted religion, a heavy responsibility, and a performance whose form is over-interpreted over its content.

Asama can smear gold on the peacocks' feathers, but can't decorate their butts.

The love of young people is mostly a clever disguise. Whoever exposes his shortcomings first will become the loser.

But those who unscrupulously expose their bad qualities and imagine that someone will fall from the sky and love them unconditionally are even bigger fools.

He was not sure how long the love of those lovers who successfully matched could last.

But the underlying logic of many firm beliefs are fabricated lies. As long as the angle of their gazes does not change, they can get the minimum guarantee of "at least an impeccable memory of their youth."

Asama freely holds the red thread among everyone, but he will not tie himself up.

Yes, even if he jumped from Mount Fuji, he would not become the protagonist in those romantic tragedies and comedies.

The wind outside blew the curtains gently and tickled Asama's arms slightly. The shouts of the sports club in the distance blended with the music playing in the piano room upstairs, writing the word youth into Asama's ears.

It’s really a season suitable for sleeping in.

Asama put down the book, lay down on the desk, turned his head slightly to the left, put his right hand on the table to support his forehead, and his left hand to cover the top of his neck, adjusted the position a few times, found the comfort zone, and fell asleep.

If the world is a stage and life is a drama, then you will see that ordinary and boring plots are filled with all the living beings who claim to be the protagonists.

Talent is the only antidote to mediocrity. But people who can "know yourself and recognize your talents" are as rare as the protagonists in epic stories.

In Shisui Asama's eyes, there is no difficulty in "recognizing one's own mediocrity". In his two lifetimes, which add up to almost 50 years, he knows that he is just a mortal.

In an unfamiliar country, re-adapting to a solid and pathological society is just like a bug in the system sending you to the second game when the game is far from being completed. This is like the game of Hidetaka Miyazaki.

A mix of Hell mode and Pig Farm game's Zero Krypton mode.

Even if he lives his life again, Asama Shisui will just repeat the mediocrity of his previous life.

A life without dark blue points, no old man, no system, no chat group, and no hang-ups is the reality of this world.

He has an average memory and cannot become a gambling king or a copycat; his appearance is also average, if he wants to be a handsome boy in Tokyo and debut, he has to go to Korea to make a magic transformation; he did not have any skills in his previous life, and his level of reincarnation in this life is average; apart from working hard enough, Shizui Asama can be said to be

[Ordinary people everywhere] incarnate.

In the final analysis, we still have to work hard to improve ourselves. Bai Juyi, who didn't recite a few poems in his previous life, has recited them every time in this life; he has mastered one or two of the calculus that he didn't learn in his previous life; he has already shaken hands with himself in Japanese and shook hands with himself in the English that he didn't agree with in his previous life; this time

This is also the reason why Asama was able to come to live in Tokyo from the countryside of Izu Peninsula and become a member of a very prestigious aristocratic school.
To be continued...