Special episode: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife, 2 options(2/3)
Mr. Gu: I was injured during a mission.
Niannian: Don’t say it so lightly! It’s a fracture! A fracture!
Mr. Gu: Well, probably so - Nian Nian was very angry at that time anyway, so she almost...
The author’s mother:→_→I seem to have discovered something?
Mr. Gu: Haha.
The author’s mother: (Already in delusion) I really want to know the unfinished part of this sentence!
45. When will you feel that the other person doesn’t love you anymore?
Mr. Gu: (his eyes darkened) When she gets too close to others and ignores my existence.
Niannian: I don’t have…
Mr. Gu: Why do you think I was angry at those times?
Niannian:......
Mr. Gu: (sighs) I’m not afraid of losing you.
The author’s mother: Confession! This is definitely a confession!!
Niannian:...I will pay more attention in the future.
Author's mother: Niannian, you haven't answered the question yet...
Niannian: (glancing at Young Master Gu) Do you think that guy would give me this feeling?
Mr. Gu: (continues to smile gently)
46. How will you express your love?
Mr. Gu: I believe no one in the world understands her better than me. (Where does the confidence come from?)
Niannian: (raises eyebrows proudly) There are some things... do you think anyone can do this to this girl?!
47. Which flower is suitable for your partner?
Mr. Gu: What kind of flower——
Niannian: What kind of flower——
Author’s mother: What flowers are there——
Gu Shao: Lycoris. Gorgeous, noble, coquettish, fragile.
Nian Nian: Charming? Fragile?
Mr. Gu: Sometimes, Nian Nian makes me feel like this.
Niannian: Humph!
Author’s mother: (angry) Can’t you explain those times more clearly once in a while?!
Mr. Gu: Okay. So, a long, long time ago...
Author's mother:...Forget it. (=_=|) It's time for Nian Nian to answer. (Why did Mr. Gu pretend to talk for two hours t_t)
Nian Nian: Yeah - purple rose.
Author’s mother: What’s the reason?
Nian Nian: No need.
The author's mother: ...next question.
48. Is there anything hidden between the two of you?
Mr. Gu: Occasionally, in order not to worry Niannian.
Niannian: What! I didn’t even hide it from you!
Mr. Gu: Hey, I'm so happy.
Niannian: Then why did you hide it from me?! Tell me! What did you hide from me?!
Mr. Gu: These are small things not worth worrying about.
Niannian: What on earth is going on?
Mr. Gu: Nothing.
Niannian: Uh-huh!
Mr. Gu: (wave one) It’s really not a big deal to be obedient. Next question.
Niannian: Hey! I’m not that easy to get rid of!
49. Is your relationship a recognized or confidential one?
Mr. Gu: Huh! I get angry when I talk about this!
Niannian: Uh...I really didn't mean that time...
Author’s mother: Excuse me...?
Mr. Gu: Well, after that mission was over, I originally wanted to send Niannian home, but instead I saw her with a man...
Nian Nian: You, you didn’t look at the situation and ran away!
Mr. Gu: Then he kissed Niannian in front of everyone, put her on his shoulders and took her home for a spanking!
Niannian: That guy is a friend!
Author's mother: Well...this means that Mr. Gu loves you...
Niannian: (sneer)╭(╯^╰)╮
Mr. Gu: I know I was wrong...
Niannian: Humph!
50. Do you feel that the love between two people is eternal?
Mr. Gu: As long as I live.
Author's mother: Are you dead?
Mr. Gu: I don’t know...
Author’s mother: Don’t know?
Mr. Gu: I don’t want Nian Nian to ruin the happiness for the rest of my life, and I don’t want Nian Nian to fall into the arms of others...
Author’s mother: (touched)
Niannian: Humph!
Author's mother: Hey - Niannian blushed again -
Niannian:...Idiot.
51. Are you usually at the top or at the bottom?
Mr. Gu: Of course!
Niannian:... (raises eyebrow)
The author’s mother: What about Nian Nian? (ws’s laugh)
Niannian: You don’t know?
Author's mother: I know.
Niannian: (collapses) Then what are you asking?!
Author's mother: (Muttering quietly) I... I just want to hear your own admission...
52. On what basis is the decision made?
Mr. Gu: The winner is king, the loser is the one who warms the bed!
Author's mother: (Looking forward to it) So how exactly is the outcome decided?
Mr. Gu: Strength determines everything!
Mr. Gu: Or... physical strength? Momentum? Appearance?
Niannian: Hey! Which of the three points in front of me is not as good as yours?!
Mr. Gu: (Shrugging) You were stunned at that time. This illustrates the first two points.
Niannian: Of course...
The author's mother interrupted: Yes!
53.Are you satisfied with this situation?
Mr. Gu: What do you think?
The author's mother: I understood everything after seeing your bright smiling face... (It's not easy to miss you, I feel sorry for you)
To be continued...