Chapter 1 Why are you a slut?
"Die Li Si, stinky Li Si, get out for my aunt!" Lin Qingyin's voice resounded throughout the sky.
Li Si, who was hiding behind the rockery in the yard, had a embarrassed smile on his face.
Is this too tough?
Li Si couldn't help but look at it, and Lin Qingyin lifted up her sleeves and revealed her fair little arm. She seemed to have no strength, but she actually took out a watermelon knife.
I'll take it, I'm going to be a dying person!
So fierce.
Li Si had to sigh, but he would not be slashed by a girl like this young lady, so he would not hide. Since she asked me to come out, then come out.
But at this time, the ugly doorbell of the big iron gate rang, and another voice came from a very charming and gentle voice that made the sound of a woman who could make her bones numb, "I said Xiaomanniu, take it
Who are you going to cut by the knife? Do you know that my sister is coming and you are going to welcome me in this unique way? I like it so much, giggle."
Li Si didn't see clearly because she was wearing a European sun hat, but she looked very fashionable and exposed. She was actually wearing a small black shirt, and tied her lower ends together.
He didn't even button it up, and he was wearing a hot pants on his lower body, revealing his fair and slender black stockings, and wearing a high heel that was as high as Li Si's middle finger. He covered his mouth and smiled vigorously.
"Who?" Lin Qingyin held the knife and dragged it to the door in a rabbit. But when she saw this woman, her face looked like she had stepped on shit, which was extremely ugly.
"It's you, sao guy. Why are you here for me? I don't have an extra pair of chopsticks to take you in. Get out of here quickly. I'm busy." Lin Qingyin started a little angry, but she was four or five years older than her.
The young woman was not angry at all. The moment she took off her hat, she almost failed to stand firm and fell directly into the spring.
This is simply a fairy from Yang Ming who is hot pot.
Her eyes were not big, and her phoenix eyes were very smelly. Just a glance, it seemed like her soul was hooked away. Her small nose was always like a small red lips, and all of them were on her left shoulder.
The small wavy hair is like a vixen in the world, and it is like a killer of all men.
"Little Man, you still have such a bad temper. Who will marry you then?" The beauty giggled and pushed the iron door, "Hurry up and open the door for my sister. If you haven't seen each other for half a year, don't you want your sister?"
"Sister, don't raise yourself up. At best, you are an old woman disguised as a young beauty, an old fairy!" Lin Qingyin kicked the iron door, and she hummed in pain, "The door is not locked,
I pushed the door directly in. I was so unlucky today. Li Si was killed by you."
"Li Si? Hehehe, I heard that you have a very powerful bodyguard and husband, right? Get it out and let your sister see." The beautiful gossip fire burned, and he pushed open the door and shouted.
He said, "Li Si? Come out and let your sister see it! If it's OK, I'll go with me tonight."
"Get out!" Lin Qingyin was not polite to her at all. She shook the watermelon knife in front of her eyes and warned: "Don't attack Li Si, and I'll make a point that he is not my husband, he is just a bodyguard.
That's it." After saying that, he deliberately whispered to the yard: "If you don't come out again, you're not even a bodyguard, and I will never see you in my life."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Si jumped out.
"Hello, two beauties, hehe." Li Si scratched his head, his appearance was so terrible that he was called out like this.
The beauty looked at Li Si, held her cheeks, shook her head and said, "Isn't it very special? Is he very connotation?"
The implication is that Li Si is not very handsome.
Li Si was immediately dissatisfied, "This beautiful sister, I am very handsome, and you have a good vision, I have a lot of connotations."
"Oh? The connotation is something that cannot be seen with the naked eye. When will I let my sister take a good look at your connotation?" After saying that, the beauty gave him a charming look. Lin Qingyin pushed her angrily and scolded her.
He said: "I haven't seen you for half a year, why is your sexy spirit not reduced at all? Li Si, don't pay attention to her, she is just a saint, one thousand times more sexy than the ladies in the red light district."
"Hahahaha." The beauty smiled and said, "I am so feminine, Xiaomanniu, do you know that men like women like me, do you know?"
Lin Qingyin glared at the beauty and snorted: "Li Si, I will settle your debt with you later. This person is named Yue Xiangxiang. As his name is, he is a sao product. I warn you, stay away from her.
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Yuexiang was laughing and the flowers were trembling, "I thought you said that I was as good as my name, but I said that I was very fragrant."
Li Si sniffed from afar, "Well, it's very fragrant, and it's a very fresh perfume. It's not the kind of woman with heavy makeup, but the kind of tacky perfume I like."
"Huh?" Yue Xiangxiang walked over, put one hand on Li Si's shoulder, and put her lips on Li Si's ear, and smiled with fairy air: "Little brother, you are really eye-catching
, Very tasteful, I admit, from now on, I have completely changed my opinion of you. You are really very connotative. My sister really wants to know you more and more. Why not, let's find a room and have a good chat
Talk!”
Lin Qingyin was furious and pretended to seduce Li Si as soon as she came. If Li Si was really fooled by her, wouldn’t I betray someone?
Lin Qingyin was about to get angry, but Li Si shook her head and said, "I admit that the beautiful sister is very attractive, but my elder brother said that when I meet a beautiful woman on the road, it must be a snake or a scorpion. This is the truth. There is no free lunch delivered to the world."
Yue Xiangxiang was stunned and then burst into laughter, "You are so interesting. How did you know that I am a snake? Let me tell you, my sister is a very poisonous snake and scorpion that eats people and does not spit bones, and she specializes in eating men."
Lin Qingyin was immediately overjoyed when she heard Li Si's words and almost wanted to kiss Li Si. This was so embarrassing to herself!
So he quickly took revenge: "You sao guy, you are a slut every day, but you still don't have a boyfriend. Don't do it like the female love saint who has attracted all men in the world. They are all foxes for thousands of years. What are you talking about with me?
ah!"
Yue Xiangxiang sniffed and shook her head and said, "Is it that the little barbarian girl has broken up? Then you are finally ahead of your sister!"
Li Si was almost broken by these two beauties. How fierce it was, it was even broken. The two words "Dou" could be said with great awesomeness. I have to say,
Really awesome!
At this time, Lin Qingyin curled her lips and snorted: "Okay, no nonsense. You said, what's wrong with you coming to me!"
Yue Xiangxiang thought for a while and said with a smile: "Ah, that's right, come into the house and talk."
"Just say it!" Lin Qingyin shook the watermelon knife in her hand: "If you dare to have any other ideas, I cut the mimi on your chest!"
puff.
Li Si almost vomited blood and died.
Yue Xiangxiang smiled, finally shook her head and sighed, losing the dazzling light that she had just now, "Actually, I am here to escape marriage, I don't have any other good friends, Xiaomanniao, no, my good-looking sister
, Just take your sister in there, I will tell you how to enhance your breasts, is it good?"
Chapter completed!