Dear readers:

The new year is coming, and we are still full of enthusiasm in this cold season! The motherland is booming, the people of all ethnic groups are united and prosperous, and the country is singing and dancing, showing a picture of prosperity. The pace of China's progress will be

Irresistible! Ah! My motherland...

Ahem...Today the book is finally in contract status. I'm a little excited. Now, let's get to the main topic, which may be the main topic. If the title is nonsense, then we will mention it wherever we think of it, and write it wherever we say it.

No matter where, it can be regarded as a different kind of signing speech.

A few days ago, perhaps because my parents saw me always idle at home, and for some unknown reason, they arranged a blind date for me. I was immediately frightened to the point where my legs were shaking and I was in a state of confusion!

What era is this in? The 21st century! The world is about to end! Why go on a blind date? Just go out on the street and pick up a random man to go home... Of course, this is for all female readers... Gay men, please

Seriously! Is there anything worth being happy about? Maybe you’re not the one being dragged home!

By the way, when the situation was so urgent, I rushed to the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife and put it on my neck! (Note, it was my own neck, not someone else’s. Do not mess with the kitchen knife.

Put it. Of course, you can’t put it on your own neck casually. Readers, please do not imitate and be careful not to be deceived! The person who wrote the book is not a good person...)

Seeing that I was so stubborn and would rather die than obey, my parents had no choice but to give up... (This story is purely fictional?)

Out of boredom, I started my coding career and this book...

Originally, I had already applied for the contract, and the review was approved as early as the 6th, but it happened that the next three days were weekends, and the editor was on holiday, so it was not until the 9th that I contacted the editor, and then... then I was

Stay in your hometown in the countryside!

I really couldn’t afford to be hurt! The next day after I got the contract, I went to print it and ran to a town more than ten miles away. The road was not deserted, but the cold wind blew and the shadows of the trees danced...

I signed the contract as soon as I got home and it was done! I was full of joy at first, but when I suddenly thought about it, I couldn’t afford to be hurt! On the third day, I ran alone to the county town more than 30 miles away to deliver the express...

As you all know in this cold weather, my shiny black hair is covered with frost... If women are made of water, I must say, men are made of ice! They are all frozen into ice sculptures, and there is wood.

have?!!

Oh, we cannot ignore or discriminate against the vast number of people except men and women. If you want me to give you an analogy, it is a mixture of ice and water... As for whether it comes from the melting of "ice" or from "ice"

"Water"... We don't pay attention to it or delve into it, so this topic ends here!

Until now, I have not yet stated the ultimate purpose of my nonsense: asking for flowers! Asking for votes! I am ashamed of the editor’s guidance and the cultivation of the motherland. This is a serious digression!

To put it bluntly, Wuzhi seems to be writing a signing speech, but in fact it is just to attract votes, without making excuses or covering up, and asking for support!

Of course, I have the full strength to ask for votes, and everyone also has the right not to give them. As for whether everyone will give them in the end, it must be a lie if I say I don’t care...

Anyway, I just want to...

Regardless of whether you give me money or not, I still want to write this book. But if you are willing to give it, then I will write with my body feeling comfortable, willingly, and my heart open. If you don’t give it, then I will just pinch my nose and hold it in.

I have to hold my shit and pee out every word. After all, I still hope that this book will be on the shelves in the future, and it can earn me back my Internet fees and cigarette money...

In the final analysis, I just ran out to ask for tickets. I spent all kinds of tickets. Maybe in the future we will have a chance to hit the new book list? Although the hope is slim, we still have to show the momentum of this charge, spend all kinds of tickets.

If we move outward, even if we can't rush up, maybe we can bluff a few people on the list down?

We are newcomers and have little experience in canvassing votes. Compared with those big and small gods who are on the list all day long but still canvassing for votes, we are really far behind... (Actually, I just want you to praise me. Look at this.

I know how to canvass votes...)

Now, I have opened a single chapter. Regardless of whether the goal of asking for votes has been achieved or not, the purpose I want to express is achieved. I feel very happy, very happy. If you still want me to feel more happy, you know, I

More...

To those who read this, let me shout out the last sentence: smash up the flowers...

Finally, I would like to thank myself, my contracted editor Xiaoxue, my online editor Tiantianhu, and especially my thanks to Yunkong Dada who can recognize me as a thousand-mile horse, and my beloved editor Bai Yunkong! (Okay, I finally fell out of the cliché.

, I can only thank Bole and Qianlima again...)

Finally, there will be three updates tomorrow and three updates the day after tomorrow, but please don’t be fooled by my gorgeous words. This is not an explosion, it is just a make-up update, to make up for the chapters that were owed when signing the contract. As for those who want me to break out, for

The first person to vote for PK will receive an additional update, the first person to get a stamp will receive an additional update, and the first person to order food will receive an additional update. As for the VIP tickets, it depends on ability...

Finally, I would like to remind all fellow Taoists to think carefully when voting, as all votes cast will not be returned!

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He is responsible for all legal responsibilities! (Title: , as the name suggests, was the author writing this when he had an epileptic seizure, or was he drunk or pretending to be crazy? Anyway, the author's brain was short-circuited at the time of writing, even if it violated any law

Regulations must not be counted! If reprinted, please indicate the original author and the title of the book. Thank you for your cooperation.)

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Chapter completed!