Chapter 161 Uneducated is Terrifying
The playboy is very innocent - Chapter 161: Uncultured, how terrible
Shen Mozheng was telling Jin Yuner that the crab dumplings he had just eaten were delicious, when he suddenly heard a loud shout, which scared him so much that he slipped and almost fell into Jin Yuner's plump breasts.
Looking up, Shen Mo frowned slightly when he saw two men who were dressed like high school students and migrant workers, who looked very similar. Shen Mo frowned slightly: "What did you just say?"
"Boy, don't talk nonsense, I'm robbing you. Take out the lottery tickets quickly!" Jinbao has been used to this scene for a long time. He knows that he should shout twice to shake up the scene. If he talks nicely to the person being robbed, is that called robbery? That's called begging!
"Lottery tickets?" Shen Mo was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized: "You want to rob the lottery tickets?"
"Hurry up and hand it over, or I'll show it to you! I'm fine with you, a thin-skinned and tender-bodied guy. Don't think about heroes saving beauties. Even bears are stronger than you." Yinbao didn't realize until Jin Yuner came closer. She was a beautiful woman, and he was very angry that such a beautiful woman actually found such a pretty boy.
What's wrong with women nowadays? Why doesn't anyone like a pure man like me?
"How do you know I have lottery tickets on me?" Shen Mo was amused. This was the first time he heard of robbing lottery tickets.
Now that the forest is big, there are really all kinds of birds, and these two buddies are quite interesting.
"Nonsense, do you think we are stupid? Why do we come to the Welfare Lottery Center other than to redeem prizes? To visit relatives?" Jinbao glanced around and saw that no one was paying attention to them, so he felt relieved: "Stop the nonsense, hurry up, I'll count, kid." Three, you won’t be polite if you don’t take me!”
"Well, it seems you are not stupid." Shen Mo shook his head, but added in his mind that he was a bit stupid: "I don't have the lottery ticket, but I have a few dollars on me. Do you want it?"
"Are you kidding me? We only want lottery tickets, no money, and we also have professional ethics!" Jinbao scolded seriously. This guy really reads too much, but from the looks of it, he probably hasn't read any serious books. I must have read a lot of novels.
"Brother, what is professional ethics?" Yinbao was stunned for a moment when he heard Jinbao's words, and couldn't help turning his head and asked.
"I'll tell you later, let's get down to business first." After glaring at his younger brother, Jinbao saw that Shen Mo still hadn't handed over the lottery ticket, so he reached out and took out a kitchen knife from his arms: "Boy, don't force me to bleed you, you think your life is important. , or is the lottery important?”
"They are all important." Shen Mosi was not afraid, looking at Jin Bao, he also replied seriously.
The two brothers looked quite funny, so he decided to play with them.
But Shen Mo didn't lie. The one with the largest number of lottery tickets among them is worth more than 100 million. Even the smaller one is estimated to be worth millions. Isn't it as important as a life?
"Looks like you're not going to drink the fine wine for the toast, huh! Yinbao, come on, tie this bitch up, and I'll find the lottery ticket." No longer talking nonsense to Shen Mo, Jinbao shouted, and then He rushed towards Shen Mo, trying to chop his shoulder.
According to past experience, with Jinbao’s appearance and the domineering power of the kitchen knife, most people would shout stop at this time and hand over the lottery tickets obediently. So over time, Jinbao has become accustomed to this trick, and rarely does it happen with one knife. Use force, just shine, and be ready to stop at any time.
But he didn't expect that the kitchen knife in his hand was only ten centimeters away from hitting the shoulder of the kid in front of him. This stupid kid actually raised his head and smiled stupidly at him!
He was about to take back his kitchen knife and scold this reckless boy, but who knew that just when Jin Bao's kick landed, the boy in front of him suddenly moved.
His eyes blurred, and before Jinbao could react, he felt someone kicked his butt, and then he lay on the ground like an old lady crawling into bed.
"Ouch!"
Almost at the same time, Yin Bao, who was trying to grab Jin Yuner with a disdainful look on his face, before he could touch Jin Yuner, Jin Yuner lifted up her sexy and slender legs and gave him a powerful kick.
The two big idiots immediately fell to the ground and started wailing.
"Tch, I thought you two were both evil and ruthless, and you were robbing idiots. Your profession is too confusing, right?" Shen Mo stepped on Jin Bao's butt and said with a smile. He was not angry. Because he saw Jinbao's action of retracting the kitchen knife just now, he knew that these two guys were not cruel and cruel people, but mostly helpless poor people who were half-educated.
"My hero, please forgive me!" Jinbao was trampled on the ground and stretched out like a bastard. He wanted to turn over but couldn't. He paused and begged for mercy: "My hero, I have an eighty-year-old mother. Is her mother weaned? He has a child, a sick mother-in-law, and a younger brother who cannot marry the mother-in-law. He was forced to take this step, please forgive me!"
"Change to something fresher." Shen Mo stomped down. This guy is so disgusting. He thinks he is acting. He is an eighty-year-old mother. These two stupid big guys definitely look less than thirty. Could it be that their mother Don’t have children until you’re fifty?
It’s terrible to be uneducated!
"Uh..." was stunned by Shen Mo's request. Jinbao hesitated for a while and then howled again: "Boss, we have realized our mistake. We have blind eyes and cannot see the mountains. We will never dare to do it again. Boss, how about that?" You can accept us as your younger brothers. From now on, we can kill people and steal goods. Just say a word and I...ouch!"
Shen Mo stomped down again: "Damn it, you think I'm a gangster, killing people and stealing goods."
"Aren't you a gangster?" Kim Yoona, who was looking at the three living treasures singing and acting funny, raised her lips and smiled, and couldn't help but interject at this time.
Shen Mo paused and touched his nose embarrassedly: "Yes, I forgot that I am a gangster."
"Boss, are you a gangster?" Jinbao was so frightened when he heard Shen Mo's words. Mom, I was kicked on the hard board today because I offended people on the road. Don't mess around with me in the future.
"Nonsense, if it's not the underworld, why do you want to kill people and steal goods?" Shen Mo sneered and kicked Jin Bao to get him up: "Do you really want to follow me?"
"I..." Hearing Shen Mo's words, Jin Bao hesitated. Did the boss really let him join the underworld?
If you join the underworld, you will become a gangster. I don't want to work in such a career with no future.
"You don't have to do it." Seeing his hesitation, Shen Mozhuan said, "But if you don't follow me, I will call the police immediately and ask them to arrest you."
"I'll do it!" Jin Bao breathed a sigh of relief after hearing what Shen Mo said before, but when he finished listening to the words, his expression changed and he agreed to Shen Mo almost without thinking.
If the two brothers were caught by the police, wouldn't they be sentenced to ten or twenty years? Although they don't have an 80-year-old mother, they still have an old lady in her 60s to support them. It's not certain whether I can see the old lady again.
"I'll do it too!" Yinbao reacted more slowly. He didn't dare to climb until he saw his brother getting up from the ground. Hearing what his brother said, he couldn't help but say the same.
However, he did not think of his mother in his hometown, but simply thought that the gangsters in the movie he saw a few days ago who wore black suits and sunglasses all day long were very handsome, and they seemed to have a better life than those who robbed them. No one has to break the law.
"Are you really doing this?" Shen Mo raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Really!" the two brothers replied in unison.
"Okay then." Shen Mo unexpectedly accepted two younger brothers. Shen Mo was a little speechless. However, these two living treasures were quite interesting. Shen Mo didn't mind doing a good deed and contributing to the stability of Changhai City: "Your name is what name?"
"Golden treasure (silver treasure)!" replied the two brothers.
"Gold and silver treasures?" Shen Mo couldn't help but laugh again. No wonder he was so funny. It turned out that he was so talented in getting the name: "Do you really have this name?"
"Of course, our surname is Sheng, because everyone in the village has this surname, so everyone usually calls us by our names directly." Jin Bao replied. After finishing speaking, he was afraid that Shen Mo wouldn't believe it, so he reached into his pocket and took out two The ID card came and he handed it to Shen Mo: "If you don't believe me, look, this is our ID card."
"..." They bring their ID cards with them when they go out to rob. These two brothers are so awesome.
After glancing at the ID card, Shen Mo took it and threw it into his pocket: "Well, I know, boys, now I will introduce you to a place. You go there to find someone, and he will temporarily arrange for you. , I will keep this ID card, you better not run away, otherwise I will throw this ID card to the police, and they will be able to find your hometown."
Shen Mo thought about it and decided to arrange for these two guys to live with Feng Gang and let Feng Gang discipline them so that he could feel relieved.
Chapter completed!