Chapter 26: Angels and Demons
In Lin Tian's rental house, Song Yihan was sitting there with a small face, listening to him telling a tragic story called Su Wan's life. In addition to pity, Xiao Yihan's face also had some small anger. Of course,
This anger is only directed at that ultimate bitch.
"Sister Su Wan is so pitiful. The room next to Brother Tian's is still vacant! Why don't you call the landlord and rent it?" This kind little girl actually had a trace of worry on her face.
When Lin Tian heard this, he was secretly happy. It seemed that stories were more useful when dealing with women! If he directly told Song Yihan to help Su Wan rent a house next door, the little girl didn't know what she would think. Now it's fine, she doesn't have to do it herself
Said, she spoke first.
"Yihan, you are so kind!" Lin Tian looked at Song Yihan lovingly, his dark eyes looking extremely sincere.
For a moment, Song Yihan felt that she was the happiest woman in the world. She looked at Lin Tian for a long time and saw Lin Tian gently leaning his face towards her. Although she had a deep relationship with Lin Tian just now at the Sunset Bridge.
It was a deep kiss, but now I still felt a little uneasy. I closed my bright eyes like a reflex and leaned my face gently forward.
Lin Tian brushed the bangs on Song Yihan's forehead with his hand and kissed her forehead gently.
I don’t know if it was because he watched too many short movies, but practice makes perfect. Lin Tian gently put his hand on Yihan’s earlobe and pinched it.
Just when Lin Tian wanted to attack his mouth.
"Daddy! What are you doing?" The little fairy Tangtang emerged from the silver demon at some point.
A pair of big light blue eyes looked at Lin Tian and Song Yihan curiously without blinking.
Song Yihan quickly pushed Lin Tian away. Although she knew that Tangtang was an elf, she looked like a child. She felt that her face was burning, and a layer of girlish blush covered her tender face.
At this moment, Lin Tian wanted to slap this little guy who was delaying things and send him to the south wall.
"We are exercising!" Lin Tian said in a bad tone. He knew that this was a small trouble, but he didn't expect that it could ruin his good deeds.
"Tangtang wants it too!"
Lin Tianzhen wanted to tell her loudly: I want your sister! No matter what, I have to wait for more than ten years! Isn't this little thing sent to her by God on purpose to punish herself?
"You are still young. When you grow up, you can exercise like this!" Lin Tian smiled with a straight face at this little guy who ruined himself! Lin Tian was really not that cheap.
Tangtang snorted, ignored Lin Tian, and said to Song Yihan on the side: "Sister Yihan, your face is so red! What's wrong with you!"
Song Yihan was shy and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. Looking at Tangtang's serious expression, she felt even more embarrassed. She directly said to Lin Tian: "Brother Tian, I'm going back first. I won't have class tomorrow, so I'll wake you up."
Ah!" After saying that, he stood up and left.
"Sister Yihan, don't leave, you haven't told me yet!" Tangtang grabbed Song Yihan's calf like a sticky candy.
Lin Tian grabbed the little one's collar and pulled her back. Then he put her on the table, pointed at her nose and said, "Little trouble, I'll see you off Sister Tangtang. Please be honest here for a while!"
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Tangtang stuck out her tongue at Lin Tian and sat on the table unwillingly.
"It's all my fault that little guy, you couldn't kiss me, Yihan! Don't be angry, my brother gave you a kiss to fulfill your wish." Lin Tian said with a playful smile.
"Brother Tian, the rascal, I'm ignoring you! I'm going home!" After Song Yihan finished speaking, he trotted back.
Lin Tian stamped his feet angrily, thinking about how to punish that sinful little Tangtang!
When she got home, Tangtang lay face down on the table, holding her cheeks with both hands, facing the door.
"Daddy, why are you back so soon!" When Tangtang saw Lin Tian coming back, she shook her wings and flew towards Lin Tian.
Lin Tian stretched out his hand and held down her head that was about to hit him. Why did he hold down her head? Nonsense, this guy's head would hit a hole when it hit the wall or the cupboard! What if this hit her?
I have to break a few ribs on my body. How many eggs do I need to eat to repair them?
"How many times have I told you, you are not allowed to call me daddy!" Lin Tian said with a dark face.
If a beautiful woman hears this, what the hell will happen to me! Such a beautiful life, nothing can be done to let this little guy ruin it.
"Daddy, you are so fierce! Even more fierce than that smelly bone! Don't let Tangtang follow you!" Tangtang's aggrieved little face was full of pitiful words, and she curled up the corners of her mouth, and immediately
Want to cry.
Lin Tian folded his arms and looked at Tangtang's aggrieved look. He felt that he had gone too far, but then he thought about how his happy life would be ruined by this little girl, and he was very unwilling to do so!
Tangtang's appearance seemed to be unchangeable, so he used this to make things difficult for her.
"Tangtang! Look, I'm still single now! I'm still looking for a wife, so I can't take you with me. Besides, you look like this, which will scare many people. Since you call me daddy,
We can't let daddy stay single all his life!" Lin Tian coaxed and lied, fearing that the little guy would accidentally cry.
Lin Tian has nothing to do when it comes to women crying. Women, big or small, are all the same!
Finally, Lin Tian used his years of experience to summarize three reasons why women cry: psychologically, it is because of depression, physiologically, it is because her liver function has been weak recently, and in terms of type, women are a kind of sensibility, and they will come from
Thinking about things in the outside world and imagining whether you will be like that, you will get stuck in it, unable to get out, suffer pain, and cry.
Sure enough, after hearing Lin Tian's words, Tangtang's resentful face instantly turned into a bright smile, with a hint of success hanging on the corner of her mouth.
"Daddy means that as long as Tangtang turns into a human, you will agree with me!"
Lin Tian felt confused after seeing this. Could this guy be telling himself: She can still change her appearance! Didn't this guy say that she was already formed and couldn't change it? Lin Tian didn't worry anymore when he thought of this.
"Yes, as long as you become a human, I agree to take you out to play and let you call me daddy!"
"Yeah, yeah! Daddy is so kind, just wait for me!" Tangtang jumped up from the table happily, and after saying that, she turned into a blue light and disappeared!
"Clang!" sound.
The poor table immediately fell into pieces. Lin Tian wanted to die now, and did not care about the life or death of the table. Looking at the little goblin's look, it seemed that she could become a human, and a faint feeling of being deceived arose in his heart.
The feeling of sadness!
No, not even life or death! If this guy really turned into a human being and followed him around calling him daddy all day long, Lin Tian couldn't even imagine what a cruel scene it would be!
After being stunned for three minutes, the little guy appeared in front of Lin Tian again.
"Daddy! Look here, look here!"
Lin Tian lowered his head. He really didn't want to look at this guy, fearing that he would slap her to death and throw her out.
"Daddy, look at it! Look at it! Let's go out and play!" Tangtang was as happy as a happy lark, chirping endlessly.
No, isn't this guy said he can't change? Why has he changed again? Has this guy evolved? Lin Tian thought to himself.
"Tangtang! It's not a good boy to lie to others. Didn't you tell daddy that you can't change? Why did you change your appearance again!" Lin Tianyu said seriously.
"Huh! Tangtang didn't lie to anyone. Daddy is a big liar and he doesn't even want to talk to me!" Tangtang smiled with a look of reluctance.
Lin Tian calmed down his mood, tried to look as friendly as possible and said, "Tangtang! Tell Daddy what's going on! Daddy will give you some candy!" After that, he took it from the cabinet.
Come out with a pack of lollipops.
This is for Song Yihan. Ever since the little girl met him, Lin Tian’s house has always had lollipops. As for why they are lollipops, everyone should understand!
"Daddy, you are so good to me!" Tangtang's expression changed instantly. She was just a big liar just now, but after seeing Tangtang, she became a relative!
"Well, come on, tell daddy what's going on!" Lin Tian took out a lollipop and handed it over.
Tangtang did not reach out to take it, but curled her lips and said nothing. The look in her eyes when she looked at Lin Tian was different from the look in her eyes when she just saw Tangtang.
Lin Tian immediately understood the meaning of this little guy's eyes.
He really deserves to be a sperm guy! This obviously made the lion open his mouth! He gritted his teeth and handed over the entire bag of candies.
Tangtang's face immediately turned into a smile again.
"Daddy is so good. The reason why I am like this is because of him!" He raised his free left hand.
Lin Tian suddenly felt a sudden chill. He felt chilly all over and the temperature in the whole room dropped.
A touch of scarlet appeared in Little Tangtang's hand, and the scarlet color gradually became more than half a meter long.
Being able to feel the gloomy scarlet color, Lin Tian immediately thought of that damn bone, the bone that affected his mood.
The scarlet color dissipated, and what was in Xiao Tangtang's hand surprised Lin Tian. He originally thought it was a rib or something, but he didn't expect it to be a spine more than half a meter long. It was so white that it looked particularly eerie.
"Daddy, this is the disgusting thing I told you!" Tangtang looked disgusted and quickly threw the spine to the ground.
This is a priceless treasure. Not to mention the archaeological value, the mere mention of the spine of Bai Qi, the God of War, can cause so much turmoil in the world!
"Huh? That's not right! Tangtang, isn't this thing conscious? Why does it seem to be unconscious!" Lin Tian asked doubtfully.
Tangtang smiled proudly and said: "This bad thing bit me at first and wanted to eat me. Then I bit it. Then, it became dishonest, but this bone came to me."
The body is here!" When Tangtang said that the bones had entered her body, she looked disgusted.
Lin Tian opened his mouth wide, but was speechless. This bone seemed to be fused with Tangtang. It was a combination of an angel and a devil!
"Hurry up and put it away! Let's say it first, you can't stay outside all the time, otherwise you won't call me daddy!" Lin Tian knew what was going on, so he admitted it.
The bones on the ground turned into a burst of red light and returned to Tangtang's body.
"Well! Daddy is the best! Let's go out and play!" Tangtang said happily.
Chapter completed!