Chapter Eighteen Sister, Your Lives Are Awesome
"Brother, we don't know how to sing, how about we sing a song and we can do it?"
Brother Leopard and Brother Xiaoma begged for a while, looking at Li Moyang with fear in their eyes, as if they could not satisfy Li Moyang's request, and the next moment they would be torn into pieces and thrown into ashes.
"I really don't know how to sing such a famous song. Then go away and remember to go back and practice this song. It will be useful when you beg for mercy."
Brother Leopard and Brother Xiao Ma had tears in their eyes. They met good people today. They got up from the ground, turned around and ran out of the alley.
"Hahaha, Yangzi, you are so funny. You actually asked them to sing Conquer. Even if they knew how to sing, they would probably be crying like ghosts."
Tang Yuqing burst into laughter. It had been a long time since she had laughed so happily. Yangzi had brought so many surprises to her in just one day.
"Let's go home, but do I have to pledge my life to save you from the pervert tonight?" Li Moyang changed his expression to one of adultery.
"I promise you my head." A loud bang hit Li Moyang's head. At this time, Tang Yuqing saw the two gangsters escaping, and her heart relaxed, so she also boldly joked.
"Let's leave quickly. If those two guys call someone, it will be completely over." Tang Yuqing suddenly thought of this and hurriedly urged Li Moyang.
"Then come on, let's knock one down, let's knock down a pair." Li Moyang was full of confidence.
Tang Yuqing's eyes were filled with intoxicating light, and a man's confident expression could most move a woman's heart.
"But, sister, you seemed to have hit me with a brick just now. Oops, it hurts so much now, I'm going to faint." Li Moyang suddenly grinned and fell to Tang Yuqing unsteadily.
"Just now, didn't I want to save you, but the result... was a pure mistake." Tang Yuqing was embarrassed for a while, and when she saw Li Moyang's dizzy look, she became anxious and hurriedly supported Li Moyang.
Half of Li Moyang's body was leaning on Tang Yuqing's front body. Li Moyang was a head taller than Tang Yuqing, but now it seemed that his head was leaning on Tang Yuqing's chest, sandwiched between two plump bulges.
"The soft jade is warm and fragrant. If you are on a blind date, if you can give him a soup, it will help you to eliminate the troubles." Li Moyang enjoyed the warmth and softness of Tang Yuqing, remembered this sentence in his mind, and also found the source, Wang Shifu
The second fold of the first book of "The Romance of the West Chamber".
It cannot but be said that Li Moyang is now a super monster. If scientists study his brain in depth, the conclusions will be shocking to the world. At this time, Li Moyang's brain has developed to 40% of its full functions.
Tang Yuqing hugged Li Moyang's shoulders, feeling heartbroken. She regretted her recklessness for a while. But then she looked down at the intoxicated look on Li Moyang's face and found that she had been fooled. Li Moyang was eating his own tofu under the pretext of being injured.
Tang Yuqing felt happy instead of angry.
A woman's breasts are a man's heart. Although beautiful breasts do not necessarily please men, the looming breast groove has the hazy beauty of "half-hidden face as if holding a pipa", which arouses the imagination of men and allows women to earn more.
Satisfaction.
Li Moyang had sweated a little during the fight just now, and the strong smell of man suddenly stimulated Tang Yuqing. In addition, Li Moyang's head was rubbing back and forth on her chest. At this time, Tang Yuqing's whole body was feeling hot, as if he was electrified, and her lower body couldn't help but feel a burst of heat.
It's so slippery, it's... it's actually **.
Tang Yuqing is still a young girl, but it doesn't mean that she doesn't understand what magic is.
In particular, so many harems auditioned, staged live erotic dramas with their mistresses, posted them on Weibo or lost USB flash drives and mobile phones, etc., letting so many people in the world know that China is not
The lack of gay men and women suddenly popularized love action movies across the land of China.
As a new generation of women who grew up in the Internet era, Tang Yuqing has always adhered to chastity in college and society. But now that the Internet is so developed and technology has advanced, this knowledge can be regarded as basic common sense.
"What's wrong with me? Is this my destined lover?" Tang Yuqing was a small girl, but her plump jade rabbits still attracted countless suitors in college and society. I just don't know why Tang Yuqing is always not emotional.
In the end, she was bitterly called a stone girl, frigid, and lesbian by some of her suitors.
When she thought that Li Moyang was a few years younger than herself, Tang Yuqing shook her head decisively, throwing away the thought of old cows eating grass. She pushed Li Moyang away and said, "Let's go home."
Li Moyang was enjoying the woman's warmth and light body fragrance. He was pushed hard by Tang Yuqing and realized that he had messed up his performance. Eating tofu is called stealing jade and beauty. It was really embarrassing for him to mess up his acting. But look.
Tang Yuqing's face turned red but she didn't blame herself. Li Moyang rubbed his nose and said shamelessly: "Come on, let's go home. I, Li Moyang, will have a family from today on."
On the way home, Li Moyang and Tang Yuqing walked side by side. Li Moyang was carrying large and small bags, which were some clothes that Tang Yuqing bought for him. Of course, there were also some women's items that Tang Yuqing bought, such as small underwear and so on.
However, as the two walked side by side, there was a trace of ambiguity lingering between them.
Just now, Li Moyang ate Tang Yuqing's tofu, and Tang Yuqing also had some physiological irritation during this period. Of course, Li Moyang didn't know that Tang Yuqing had ejaculation at that moment, but after all, Tang Yuqing discovered her behavior of eating tofu.
Li Moyang was a little embarrassed. But Tang Yuqing's passion had just been suppressed, and the aftermath was still there, so neither of them spoke. The ambiguity became more and more obvious.
Fortunately, the journey home was not far, and we finally arrived home. As if they had made an appointment, Li Moyang and Tang Yuqing let out a long sigh of relief at the same time when they opened the door.
"Come on, hurry up, let's fight quickly!" Tang Yuqing, with a charming face, hurriedly pushed Li Moyang to the sofa.
"What are you doing? Is it too fast? I'm not ready yet."
"No need to prepare, I can't wait long ago."
Li Moyang was half lying on the sofa, and Tang Yuqing was half kneeling in front of him, reaching out to grab Li Moyang's legs.
Damn, this is a little too fast. I conquered my cousin in just a long time. Happiness comes a little too fast. She hasn’t entered into the situation yet.
Looking at Tang Yuqing's breasts that were so firm that they seemed to burst out of her clothes, Li Moyang had already reacted slightly. He crossed his legs to hide his ugly appearance, while Tang Yuqing half-crouched in front of him, busy for a while.
"Is it tight?"
"It's not tight!"
"Can you go in a little further?"
"Be careful, it should be fine!"
"Does it hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt! It feels so good! Sister, you're doing a great job. These shoes are really suitable. They're not too big, not too small, they just fit."
"That's good, I'm taking a shower." Tang Yuqing didn't even look at Li Moyang. She rushed into the bedroom and packed some underwear, then turned and went into the bathroom to take a shower. No wonder Tang Yuqing was in a hurry to take a shower, her lower body was already wet.
Slippery and sticky.
"Damn it, don't be such a cheater. I have to go to the bathroom. It's suffocating me." Li Moyang saw Tang Yuqing closing the bathroom door and shouted loudly.
People have three urgent needs, especially holding in their urine, which is excruciating pain. Li Moyang crouched in the living room, crossed his legs, and walked around in circles.
Women seem to take a very slow shower, especially Tang Yuqing today. She washed herself very carefully under the shower head, washing herself from head to toe from the inside out, and reminiscing about the unforgettable sex in the alley for a long time.
taste.
"Yangzi seems to have some skills, knows martial arts? I like it, heroes save beauties? Do we count as living together now?" Tang Yuqing slowly rubbed her body, thinking wildly in her mind.
This was very painful for Li Moyang who was outside. Li Moyang looked at the time and Tang Yuqing had been in the bathroom for nearly twenty minutes. If Tang Yuqing didn't come out, Li Moyang would probably find some kind of container and pee in the living room, and then throw it away.
You're an adult.
Li Moyang decisively crossed his legs and moved to the bathroom door. He knocked on the door and opened his mouth to call Tang Yuqing to hurry up.
But at this time, Tang Yuqing had finished washing inside, wrapped in a big bath towel and was about to open the door and come out, then a tragedy or a comedy happened.
This kind of scene often happens in urban romance novels or TV series. It is regarded as a gimmick to attract attention, but now it really happened to Tang Yuqing and Li Moyang.
It's really bloody, the camera is too strong, the environment is too charming, and the atmosphere is too ambiguous.
Tang Yuqing lowered her head to open the door and walked out. Li Moyang bent over and knocked on the door. The door opened, and the two of them bumped into each other beautifully. And the most bloody thing was that Li Moyang's knock on the door happened to hit Tang Yuqing.
on the chest.
Li Moyang's hand felt soft. He looked up and saw Tang Yuqing. Tang Yuqing looked up and saw Li Moyang grinning. The two of them panicked. Li Moyang touched the finger on Tang Yuqing's chest and quickly retracted it, but unexpectedly...
With a crash, the big bath towel wrapped around Tang Yuqing was pushed away, and the bath towel fell to the ground.
If you want the relationship between a man and a woman to progress, you will have no chance if you don't take a bath. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, the Weaver Girl came down to take a bath, met the Cowherd, and performed a shocking love story. Zhao Ling'er was taking a bath outside and met Li Xiaoyao, and also staged a love story.
The story of Romance tells us at least one thing: if you don’t take a shower, you have no chance.
At this time, Li Moyang felt a stream of heat flow from his nose to the corner of his mouth. Li Moyang couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick it. It was so salty, hot and fishy. Could it be a nosebleed? However, Li Moyang was not distracted and noticed the flow.
What the hell, now his eyes have fallen deeply on Tang Yuqing's bumpy and white body, and he can no longer pull away.
Tang Yuqing's wet long hair was covered in front of her chest. Two white and tender squabs stood tall. Her slender waist and smooth belly were covered with luxuriant grass. Her two white thighs trembled slightly.
Under the foggy light in the bathroom where I had just taken a shower, my whole body reflected a faint brilliance.
Chapter completed!