1025 The horizontal one is the mouth
Going forward to the top - 1025 The mouth is horizontal
"Hehe, could it be that the old man's hair was also stuck to the ice?" Wen Wenxin did not laugh out loud this time, but instead asked a rhetorical question.
"By the way, it seems that our Director Wen has the highest IQ. So, the old man's white beard is also stained on the ice. What should I do now? The two hairs on the ice are clearly and clearly clear. But what should I do? Both of them are glued to the ice, and no one can help anyone? At this moment, a young man came to the two of them. The girl had no choice but to ask for help from the young man and said, "Brother, please help! My mao and the old man's beard are stained on the ice. Please help us! Let's talk, isn't this young man helping?" Liu Haice was so excited that he couldn't help but praise Wen Wenxin's high IQ.
"Hahaha! It's funny enough! Boss Dou, look at this old and young, it's really funny enough." Wen Wenxin laughed loudly again, and this time he pulled Dou Yifan, who had always kept the smile on his face.
"Deputy Director Liu is really a master of storytelling! I admire him, admire him!" Dou Yifan, who was not going to speak, suddenly found that Wen Wenxin was a little funny than Liu Haice who told the storytelling. After being named, Dou Yifan had to laugh and laugh with joy.
"Everyone can appreciate it, no matter where, no matter where! Come on, the story continues, Dong Hang Dong Hang! The young man saw that the girl was also very beautiful, and immediately became distorted. He said to the girl, "It's okay to help you, but you have to let me fuck her first." The girl was trembling with the cold and didn't care about so much, so she agreed. Just when the young man stepped forward, she was drunk by the old man with white beard. Come on, the last question, please guess what the old man with white beard said." Liu Haice was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, especially when he saw Lei Biyun's red ears, he was even more excited and almost splashed with mouth.
"What the hell is going on? Does that old man also want to put a stick in? Hehe, this is too mysterious! I said, Liu Haice, your story is not told enough, and there is suspense! The two of them have discussed it. What's going on? Tell me, tell me, tell me, what's going on? If you say it to everyone's dissatisfaction, you have to be fined three drinks! Oh... I didn't drink today, so I'll punish you for three bowls of porridge!" Wen Wenxin, who was praised for his high IQ, continued to use his supreme iq unwillingly, saying it even more vigorously than Liu Haice, a storyteller.
"Hahaha, let's leave three bowls of porridge for Boss Dou to eat! This ending will definitely make everyone smile. Haha, it turns out that the white-bearded old man shouted to the young man: Young man, you have to see clearly! This is the mouth that is straight, the mouth that is straight is b! Hahaha... The mouth that is straight is b! How are you talking about this story?" Liu Haice ended his first yellow joke with a laugh. When his thief eyes lingered on Lei Biyun, he found that Secretary Lei had already found an excuse to stand up and walk towards the bathroom.
"Okay, not bad! Deputy Director Liu is indeed a master, he speaks vividly and very interestingly!" Seeing that Liu Haice had finally finished showing off, Dou Yifan gave him a thumbs up half-true and praised him with a smile. Thinking about it, it was too difficult for Liu Haice to hold different pornographic jokes in his stomach all day to win the favor of his boss! Especially when Dou Yifan looked at Wen Wenxin's three-chir who was smiling and tilted backwards, he felt the urge to laugh.
"Our Comrade Liu Haice is not only a good storyteller, but also a rare writer in our bureau. Boss Dou, I heard that you wrote articles with our big boss before. The writing style is also very impressive, right?" Wen Wenxin finally stopped Changyang's laughter and turned his face to get in touch with Dou Yifan.
"Where, where, I don't write much with Mayor Shi, and I have been studying with Mayor Shi for too short." Seeing Wen Wenxin suddenly mention Shi Dezheng, Dou Yifan didn't plan to avoid this topic. Sometimes being too low-key makes people feel that he lacks confidence. A man, a real man, has to brag about the cannon when he needs to brag about the cannon, especially at the wine table.
"Director Wen, don't you know that Boss Dou's series of reports at that time caused a sensation in Zhouning. What kind of skills is that? It's good enough to publish an article in the provincial newspaper, but Boss Dou's courage has published a whole series in one go, and it's a local special topic. It's not easy! I should learn from Boss Dou, come on, Boss Dou, I will use tea instead of wine, I'll give you a cup, and give me more advice!" Liu Haice seemed to have a good understanding of Dou Yifan, and even the articles written by Dou Yifan six months ago could understand clearly.
"Deputy Director Liu is too modest! It's just a coincidence. It just happened to be a series of special reports above, so I happened to encounter it. Alas, but the problem is now big. To be honest, Director Wen, you said that the end of the year is approaching, where did you ask me to find money to pay the salary? Even if you have a full plan, you can get half a month's salary, isn't it still a shortage of one and a half months' salary? Plus this month's, next month's... Alas!" Dou Yifan answered ambiguously, and the topic unknowingly revolved around the issue of the Finance Bureau paying wages. He sighed with a sad face, which made Wen Wenxin lose any appetite.
"To be honest, Boss Dou, I really can't help you with this matter! Tell me, it's not a big deal to send this little money to any company! Those rich units have already paid money to pay their wages early on. In fact, the hardest ones are the teachers! No wonder they would go there to sit there and live a meditation. Who is not in a hurry?" Wen Wenxin seemed to have a lot of feelings, and even sympathized with the team of teachers who demonstrated meditation by Dou Yifan to go back.
"Since that's the case, then all the remaining little money will be paid to the teachers! But, I'll think of another way. Director Wen, you can't hold on to this little money, right? Then maybe we'll get along with the bearded and mao-mao! Deputy Director Liu, are you right? Come on, the two major directors, let's just settle it! Let's drink this cup of tea first!" Dou Yifan raised the tea cup to Wen Wenxin half-true, then pushed him a little tighter, and also pulled Liu Haice's story in.
"Boss Dou! This matter is decided, and I don't hide it from you. The money is a little bit small, but it is definitely not enough to pay the salary. If you can make up enough money, then I will keep this small amount of money for you, even the miscellaneous things of the district party committee and government have been pushed back. OK? However, if you don't make up enough money, don't blame me for being unable to withstand the pressure in a week!" Wen Wenxin finally held up and said the truth.
"Oh, money, you kill someone without blood! Where can I find money?" Dou Yifan unknowingly took the matter to him. He sighed and looked at Liu Haice and Wen Wenxin, trying to see something from their faces.
"Boss Dou, you don't have to sigh. I'll give you a trick to ensure it works." Wen Wenxin leaned over to Dou Yifan with a mysterious look on his face, and deliberately lowered his voice and said mysteriously.
"What trick?" Dou Yifan asked with confusion, not having much hope for Wen Wenxin's words.
Chapter completed!