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225 Sneaky Playing Tails

Soon, Bai Lingyan fell asleep and fell asleep.

After ten o'clock at night, the old guys who had been excited all afternoon began to lose energy. They yawned and became tired. Gradually, they started talking, laughing and cursing less and less loudly, or tilted their heads and leaned back on the chair with their eyes closed.

, or lie down on the small table in front of them, or lean on each other to enter a resting state.

In short, he was swaying in various postures, giving people a feeling of being old and helpless.

Seeing this situation, Wu Xiaojun couldn't help but murmur in his heart, and he couldn't help but feel pity and sympathy.

How should I put it? According to common sense, these old guys are all in their 60s and 70s. They have worked hard for a lifetime of revolutionary work. It is not easy to come out even once. They should take care of their bodies, maintain an optimistic attitude, and be high-spirited.

Come out happily and enjoy the scenery comfortably.

At the same time, they are all retired cadres, and their pensions are much higher than those of ordinary people. They have no financial pressure or burden. They can spend a little money to sit on sleepers, lie down and have a good rest, so as to preserve their abundant physical strength and energy. Why are they reluctant to spend it?

The pain of having to sit on a hard seat with several people crowded together, making it difficult to sleep and lie down, greatly reduces the quality of travel.

It may not be correct to say that they are picky. Their life may not be as easy as others imagine, and money is also very tight. Like their parents, they have experienced the difficult years of not having enough to eat, and have developed the habit of frugality and hard work.

Simple habits, not willing to spend an extra penny.

Regardless of their status as retired cadres, just because they are old people and elders, they should be given full respect and sympathy, but also consideration, care and care. This is the minimum moral bottom line for juniors and young people.

Thinking of this, the dissatisfaction with Director Shi Wanhu's irresponsible attitude disappeared a lot. Instead, no matter how hard and tired I was, as long as my old comrades were happy, peace was my greatest comfort.

Seeing that all his old comrades had closed their eyes and fallen asleep, Wu Xiaojun gently took out a novel from his luggage bag and opened it to kill time.

Around 12 o'clock in the night, the flight attendants came to patrol, shouting loudly to remind passengers to take care of their luggage and belongings. Some passengers who had not slept soundly raised their blurred eyes and fell down again in disdain.

But Deputy Director Jiang Jingwei actually raised his head, still feeling a little uncomfortable. He rubbed his groggy eyes feebly and glanced at Shi Wanhu, who had his big pig-headed head raised, snoring like thunder, and his feet hanging on the ground. If

He looked at the flight attendant thoughtfully and asked softly, "Comrade! Are there any sleeper berths now?"

The flight attendant didn't look at her and replied casually as he walked, "There should be? Can you go to the duty room of the next car and ask?"

A smile appeared on Jiang Jingwei's face when he heard this, and he immediately became energetic. He stood up and walked to the next car with his hips twisted.

Four or five minutes later, she came back with an excited expression. She chuckled and said to Wu Xiaojun, "Director Shi drank too much. The entire carriage smelled of alcohol. He has

The biggest problem is that after drinking alcohol at night, if you don’t get a good rest at night,

He won't be able to go to work in the next two days. There is still a lot of work to do tomorrow, and he can't stay awake and go on strike. You keep an eye here, I will take him to the middle of the No. 11 sleeper car to rest. If there is anything important, where can you go?

Go call us and be careful not to let others know!"

Wu Xiaojun knew what was going on. They were the leaders of the team, and everyone's logistical supplies and support work were all under their control. They wanted to sneak away from the masses to do something special and enjoy themselves. Anyway, it had nothing to do with him and he had nothing to do with it.

, love as much as you want, lowered his head and snorted softly, and said in a sarcastic tone, "It's okay, you two can go to sleep in peace!"

When Jiang Jingwei heard this, he immediately felt a blush on his face. He quickly turned his face away and pushed Shi Wanhu hard.

Shi Wanhu was in a deep sleep, and he was as big as a boar waiting to be slaughtered. Jiang Jingwei's meager strength had no effect on him. He pushed for a long time, but there was no response.

Jiang Jingwei was worried that the loud noise would wake others up, so he couldn't shout out to him. He frowned anxiously, and his eyebrows turned outward. He subconsciously glanced at Wu Xiaojun, who was reading a book, and lowered his voice and said, "Director Shi always

If you don’t wake up, please help me think of a solution!”

Wu Xiaojun glanced sideways at the sleepy Shi Wanhu who was lying on his back with his mouth slightly open. He couldn't help but secretly laugh. He rolled his eyes and came up with a bad idea. He said to himself, "You're not awake, right? Let's see what I can do to you, you son of a bitch."

It was fixed.

He didn't say anything. He quietly felt in his trouser pocket, took out a small nail clipper and held it in his palm. He stood up and came to Shi Wanhu's side. He put his hands on his inner shoulders, pressed the nail clipper, and pulled Shi Wanhu's fingernail.

Wan Hu moved his body outward, then quickly returned to his seat to enjoy himself, and continued to read with his head down.

Now the fun was so great that Shi Wanhu instinctively turned over and evaded, and then his whole body fell to the ground with a "plop". To his embarrassment, his mouth happened to fall into the hole of the smelly leather shoes.

One shoe covered half of his face, and the unpleasant stench of this pen filled his face.

He was so smoked that when he opened his eyes, his expression immediately changed. He got up from the ground in a hurry, wiped his lips with his hand, then put his hand on his shoulder and rubbed it a few times, staring at the cow's eyes in confusion.

Looking at Jiang Jingwei, he asked in a low voice, "What's going on? Why am I lying on the ground?"

Jiang Jingwei was shocked for a while. What was curious was that before she could see Wu Xiaojun's strength, Shi Wanhu, a dead pig, rolled to the ground as if he had been electrocuted. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. He was too embarrassed to say that Wu Xiaojun had done it.

, said calmly, "I just came back from the bathroom and saw you on the ground. Maybe you turned over and fell!"

Shi Wanhu didn't want to go further, and he didn't want others to know his embarrassment. He couldn't help but cursed lightly, "It's so damn uncomfortable to lie down on this hard seat. I can't stretch my legs or turn over."

The body is like an upright zombie, which makes people suffer."

Wu Xiaojun lowered his head and listened, cursing secretly in his heart, you can't stand talking without your back hurting, and you don't even look at the old man Sun Xisheng, the district committee secretary.

After all, this dead pig still has a chance to lie down and sleep. If you want to feel comfortable, don’t come out. Just sleep with your wife at home and make love!

Jiang Jingwei took the opportunity and smiled slightly and whispered in Shi Wanhu's ear, "Keep your voice down, I have just bought the soft sleeper ticket. Don't let those old guys know about it. We can get there without anyone noticing!"

Upon hearing this, Shi Wanhu suddenly showed an excited expression on his face, smiled and nodded, not forgetting to glance at Wu Xiaojun who was lowering his head to read a book, and winked at Jiang Jingwei, and then the two of them left one after the other.

Not long after the two left, Ma Xinjiao stood up slowly, quietly sitting behind Wu Xiaojun, and tapped his back with her hand.

Wu Xiaojun turned around and smiled at Ma Xinjiao, "Old leader, wake up!"

Ma Xinjiao stretched her waist and chuckled, "Ah! It's not easy to fall asleep in the car. It would be nice if you could squint for a while! The young man is very energetic. How about I take over duty for you for a while?"

Take a nap too!”

"Thank you, old boss. It's okay. I have never been in the habit of sleeping when riding in a car!"

"The mermaids in the car are mixed, especially the pickpockets, who specialize in picking out people when they are asleep and relaxed. You have a very good habit! Did Director Shi and Director Jiang go to sleep in the sleeper berth?" Ma Xinjiao said in a low voice.

the voice asked.

Wu Xiaojun prevaricated dumbly, "I don't know, they didn't tell me either!"

Ma Xinjiao said in a very contemptuous tone, "Okay! Don't fool me, I heard everything Jiang Jingwei just said to you! This couple of bitches don't take us old guys seriously at all.

It’s so shameful for us to be happy alone without any sense of responsibility!”

Wu Xiaojun said in a calm tone, "Perhaps they were too drunk both nights, and they felt very uncomfortable after sleeping for a while and couldn't hold it any longer!"

Ma Xinjiao said with an evil smile on her face, "That's right, I can't hold it anymore. They two are really capable! Okay, you can continue reading, I'll go to the bathroom!" After that, she got up and left.

As soon as Ma Xinjiao said she wanted to go to the bathroom, Wu Xiaojun suddenly felt an obvious need to urinate and was anxious to go to the bathroom. He hurriedly woke up Bai Lingyan and said, "Keep an eye on me. I drank too much water one night. I have to hurry up."

If you go to the bathroom late, you will have to pee your pants!"

As he said that, he turned around and walked to the No. 9 carriage. When he got closer, he saw someone on the door. I didn’t know whether the person inside was a man or a woman, or whether he was having a bowel movement or a urination. How long did he need to hold on? He didn’t dare to stay, and then he hurriedly hurried on.

Continuing to walk forward, I found that the bathroom doors of the other carriages were all locked. I walked to the end of the twelfth carriage and then opened the door and went in. I took out the thing from my waist and poured water into the toilet for a while.

, my whole body felt relaxed.

Then I walked out of the bathroom leisurely and found that all the lights on the sleeper car were turned off. There was only a row of weak lights at the bottom of the corridor. Although there were not many people, the snoring was from you singing and me appearing, in the dead of night.

When the sound is heard, it seems particularly clear and harsh.

Wu Xiaojun solved the internal emergency problem and was not as hurried as when he came. He was worried that the sound of walking too fast would disturb others' rest, so he slowed down his pace back.

As I was walking, I vaguely heard the unusual sound of a man and a woman talking. I immediately became interested and crept close to the sound. Seeing that there was no one on the middle bunk above, I climbed up quietly and raised my ears to listen.

"Hey hey hey, I noticed that you are becoming more and more ordinary. You actually want to work harder than usual on the train. With the vibration of the train, it feels really extraordinary. This feeling is very useful!"

Wu Xiaojun was very surprised when he heard this. Damn it, it turns out that Shi Wanhu and Jiang Jingwei are a pair of idiots. They are playing tricks on each other. They asked me to guard them for a bunch of old men and old ladies who stared at each other while they were sneaking around here.

It's too shameless to get the right tail and play with the train shock.

I cursed in my heart, but couldn't help but continue to listen curiously.

That girl Jiang Jingwei said coquettishly, "You're such a pig! You have to let people think about this kind of thing for you. You're so stupid."

Shi Wanhu chuckled proudly and said, "Hey, hey, everyone thought it was the same, the key is to do it! Just now, my body was across two beds, hanging in the middle, and you, a little girl, was pressing on it, exerting all my strength

I was shaking up and down, and I persisted for more than ten minutes without falling off! Do you think I am immortal and still maintain my youthful vitality?"
Chapter completed!
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