What I do now, in the most plain words, is to show off!

Do I have so much spare money? No, am I spending money like a dirt? No!

But at this critical moment, you really have to pretend, pretend to be so cool!

Having said that, whoever can’t pretend to be rich can’t spend money, but whoever can pretend to be a patient will be very knowledgeable.

Take the needle I have now as an example. This one is also called the locking yang needle. In ancient times, there was another saying, called the needle for pretending to be sick.

The minister, for some reason, dared not go to court.

The emperor asked, why didn’t he come today if he was the old family and that young man?

Back: I'm sick.

Oh, I'll look at this little dear.

I'm not sick, I'm sick at home, and then I'm here to write this letter. What should I do?

I asked my ancestors of the Ji family to come and have a needle. Hey, it turns out that I am sick.

The basic principle is to block the body's positive power and restrain it into the dantian. After that, the skin and flesh will lose its nourishment and begin to appear a serious pathological disease.

Now, I took off my pants, put on my toes, and I had a needle.

In a short while, I felt that the energy and blood of my body were all restrained under my belly button.

After finishing my business, I lay on the sofa, leaned on a big pillow, closed my eyes, pretending to be dead.

Several times have passed.

A cheerful high-heeled shoe sounded at the door, followed by a door opening sound, and then someone sang happily.

Papa! The movement of high heels flying. Then, the door gently closed.

"Oh, boss, I'll go down to pick up the car. The parking lot security guard said we owe the parking fee for half a year, the property fee, plus more than 50,000 yuan. I gritted my teeth and put my own card to swipe it.

You have to report it to me...oh, what's wrong with you? Pretend to die?"

I opened my eyes with difficulty, then looked at Xue Ezi and said, "My little secret, I, I can't do it anymore. I got the needle, I was wrong, I'm going to die..."

Lan Xue'e suddenly became panicked, and her little face turned pale.

She ran to me barefoot with barefoot, squatted down, looked at me with needles all over her body, and she trembled and said, "Boss, what's wrong with you? You...you can't die."

I reached out and grabbed Lan Xue'e's little white claws. I said weakly: "Die before you fulfill your ambitions! Xue'e, I'll take one step first. I'll give you the big responsibility to your little shoulder."

Lan Xue'e: "I... can't bear it on my little shoulder. What should I do? I...you...you don't die. You..."

I: "Uh..." I tried to breathe, then my eyes turned white and my legs kicked! I secretly adjusted the turtle's breath, made my breath seem vague, and then straightened the sofa and pretended to be dead.

Lan Xue'e is busy.

First, I pinched my finger cover and scratched my soles of my feet. Anyway, I was so angry that I never woke up.

Finally, Lan Xue'e stopped tossing.

I started walking back and forth in the living room repeatedly, and I seemed to be thinking about what decision was made between my eyebrows.

My heart is giggling, little moth, little thing! Hehe...

After a while, Lan Xue'e took out her cell phone and dialed a number.

"Old Uncle Huang, it's me, I, Xue'e, Mr. Ji, he died. He said he had a wrong needle..."

...

"Ah, what, I'm fooled? I'm playing with it? No way!" After hearing this, Lan Xue'e hung up the phone, gritted her teeth and rushed forward and said, "Dajibai, don't pretend to be dead with me! I...

You, you can't get up again, I... I'll take off your pants."

I laughed and said, "If you have the ability, just dig it out. After digging it out, I promise to let you not have an aunt for ten months."

Lan Xue'e was frustrated and sat on the ground with her butt, stretched out her white legs, and kicked her around: "You are a bad guy, you bully people, you... If you don't take this kind of thing, I'm a little girl, who will I mess with you

Who is it? I am so unlucky. I am in South America. I almost got hurt by someone... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

Seeing that the fuss was a little irritating, I hurriedly advised: "Okay, okay, I mainly want to try it. I saw if my illness was successful. I didn't expect that you are quite immersed in the show, hehe.

Let me be honest, did Uncle Huang ask you to come? What is the real name of Uncle Huang? What does it look like?"

Lan Xue'e had tears hanging on her eyelashes. She looked up at me, reached out to wipe her nose, and then twitched, "Hmph! I won't tell you, I won't say anything if I beat you to death. Anyway, you are a man, you can't bully girls.

Son. I just don't say it..."

I surrendered: "Okay, I'll listen to you. Isn't it okay if I don't ask?"

Lan Xue'e gave up.

After finishing, she took a tissue to wipe clean the crying flower's little face. Then she said to me seriously: "Anyway, you just need to know that my job is to monitor you, and... and..." At the end of the day,

She lowered her head and said, "Just take care of you, just take care of you..."

I sighed: "Take care for me, I used to be, but now, it's really impossible not to take care of me. Come on! Help me up first, then take a bath..."

"Ah... I'll give you a bath? No!" Lan Xue'e stared at me with wide eyes.

I smiled bitterly, pointed to my trousers and said, "I'm wearing this, can't I do it? After washing, I'll change it myself."

Lan Xue'e pouted: "This is almost the same. Otherwise, except for those who have seen dead people on the anatomy table, I have never seen what the living thing looks like."

I smirked: "Do you want to see me?"

Lan Xue'e became weak: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I... I just said it casually, I really don't want it."

I asked Lan Xue'e to help me get the needle first, then I tried to move my legs that had become boring, and walked to the bathroom step by step. Then, Lan Xue'e blushed and sprayed me with a hurry. After that, she slapped me again.

After taking the shower gel, she turned off the spray head, turned around and left.

I sat on the toilet, took off my underwear with difficulty, and shouted at the top of my throat: "Xue'e, Xue'e, get me a pair of underwear."

"You wait."

It took a long time...

"Oh, boss, you forgot to buy underwear."

I said, "Then you go downstairs and go to the convenience supermarket outside to buy one for me."

"Ah..." Lan Xue'e shouted in despair, and then replied weakly: "Okay."

After about twenty minutes of touching, Xue Ezi came back, went into the house, changed her shoes, came to the bathroom, and opened the door.

I stood up.

Xue Ezi: "Ah, jb! Alive!"

After shouting, he threw the underwear packaging box on my face, then reached out to cover my face, and ran away with a slap.

I laughed, unpacked the packaging, took out my underwear, and compared it to me and shouted: "Xue'erzi, you bought it smaller."

Lan Xue'e: "Your thing doesn't look big, it should be suitable."

"It's not up to you to see it, it's necessary to use it!"

"Damn it, die hooligan, ignore you!"

Bang! The bedroom door is closed.

I smiled and changed into my underwear, then walked back to the living room step by step, sat on the sofa, turned on the TV and started watching.

I can't sleep at this time.

Cancer is not so easy to pretend, and it doesn’t work alone. It will cause disaster!

Staying up late when watching TV doesn’t count, so I called Lan Xue'e to buy cigarettes for me again.

I sit in the living room, watch TV, smoke, don’t drink water, and don’t eat!

I have survived this way for the next two days, and I will use the needle at least three times a day.

On the third day, I really can't do it.

When Lan Xue'e looked at me, she said that I was almost gone, and when I spoke, I spoke in a hoarse voice, weak and half-dead, it was just right to describe me.

This is not the end. I put on the wig cover I bought from the props and supplies store. As for the beard, I don’t need to wear it. For two days, my beard grew wildly and had an absolute artistic temperament.

Starting from the third day, I have to sleep, as it will kill people if I don’t sleep!

But I have to strictly control my sleep time and only guarantee four hours a day.

Of course, the needle cannot be interrupted, this is a must-have.

On the fifth day.

I'm completely out of shape!

He was weak and had a pale and yellow complexion, with black and purple in the blue.

The eyes are also unsightly, and the eyes look dead.

OK! The actors are in place! Start now and arrange the plot.

I started asking Lan Xue'e to go to various pharmacies to inquire about drugs for advanced cancer, buy drugs for advanced cancer, and go to major hospitals to find out where there are special medicines for treating advanced cancer.
To be continued...