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Chapter 135, Seriously Not Human

A sad and confusing day passed like this.

When going home in the evening, Xiaomo suddenly felt an unbearable stomachache halfway through.

His intestines were churning, making his eyes jump.

He couldn't be sure now whether he was holding back a burst of air or a burst of Qi. Anyway, he felt terribly uncomfortable.

Just as he was rushing home, several figures appeared in front of him.

"Jiang Xiaomo?"

A questioning voice: "Weren't you knocked down and sent to the hospital? Why are you still here?"

Xiao Mo raised his head and looked at Zhou Botong. Unexpectedly, Xiao Wada Boguang rushed out of the hospital, this time with the students looking at him in disbelief.

It seems that some of them haven't returned to school yet.

He didn't want to talk too much, so he pushed Zhou Botong, "Where am I if I'm not here? Get out of my way!"

It was really uncomfortable for him to hold it in.

"Didn't you kill him today? Why are you still here? Is there a mistake?" Tian Boguang stood far away from Xiao Mo this time. Only he knew the pain of being beaten.

"Fat brother called and said he was going to be disabled. I've already given them the money."

Zhou Botong also couldn't figure it out. When he saw Xiao Mo's ugly face, he winked at Tian Boguang.

They made eye contact. Mad, isn't this the sequelae of being beaten?

"Work together and kill him!" Tian Boguang was very smart this time and stopped talking about a duel.

Xiao Mo's stomach hurt sharply again at this time. He quickly clamped his legs and stood up straight, "You guys really want to shit!"

He secretly thought about his luck and decided to hold back his anger before speaking.

At the school gate, Brother Huang Tu just happened to be pushing his B-version 1960s tycoon-style car with broken railings and beams.

I squinted my eyes and saw Xiaomo's figure in seconds.

The Luohanyu was hooked out again.

No, I have to find this guy and ask him to compensate me with two fish.

Get on the car and run over...

Xiao Mo just had enough energy at this time, and he suddenly expelled the gas in his stomach. Fortunately, his gastrointestinal system was equipped with a 360 anti-feces wall, which could filter some garbage mixture, otherwise his pockets would be full of feces.

Daddy, that is indispensable.

With a "click" sound, this Wuhe Qi was launched like an atomic bomb. However, due to hardware reasons, it actually fell halfway and hit the front wheel of Huang Tuge's car directly...

Zhou Botong saw Xiao Mo squinting his eyes and felt that the opportunity was too late to hit Xiao Mo's eyes with both fists.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he took action, a wheel hit him directly in the face and knocked him to the ground.

This wheel is also quite awesome. It flew up again with the help of Zhou Botong's face, and coincidentally hit the bald Tian Bo who had just jumped up and was about to give Xiao Mo a beautiful whip, and shot out the blood from his nostrils.

Far.

Those people were stunned for a moment, and in less than half a minute, the two heavyweight leaders fell down.

Xiao Mo was also dumbfounded. Where did these wheels come from?

He turned his head and saw a man standing with his head down in the grass behind him, and a half-cycle bicycle lying on the curb, with the rear wheels still spinning.

The grass moved slightly, and a man with a dirty face turned around and cursed: "I scolded the guy next door, I just finished a full set of car body maintenance this morning..."

Holy shit, Brother Huang Tu?

"Director Huang?" Xiao Mo tried to shout, "Are you okay?"

When the people behind heard this, they picked up Zhou Botong and Tian Boguang who were on the ground and started running with striding steps like they were attending funerals.

When Huang Tuge heard Xiaomo's voice, he cried and wanted to say a few words, but he was so weak that he could no longer hold on. He fell down again...

Xiao Mo bit his lip and saw a steel pipe stuck in Huang Tuge's anus. He looked at the half of the car on the ground and found that the beam of the car was indeed missing.

Damn it, this can also make your anus explode.

He originally wanted to be a good person and help Huang Tuge up, but unexpectedly he felt a sharp pain in his stomach again.

Holding her stomach, she ran toward the public toilet on the left, kicked the toilet door open, and got into the toilet room.

The trembling door that had just been kicked by Xiao Mo shook a few times, and a sign wearing a skirt fell off...

It was already full moon when Xiao Mo returned home. He originally thought that he wanted to go to Block 8 to check on Wang Yarong. Who knew that there were so many things going on with women in this toilet, and there were so many people coming and going.

It made him grow taller than the person sitting on the toilet, but in the end, it was good and he had a spring and autumn dream.

"What did you do?"

As soon as she entered the door, Tong Jing threw over a big winter melon, followed by pots and pans.

Xiaomo jumped up and hid back and forth before escaping.

"If I come back so late again, I'll die outside..." Tong Jing pouted and yelled, "I'm starving, hurry up and cook..."

Damn it, I'm eating cannonballs.

Xiaomo looked at Tong Jing's aggrieved look. It didn't look like she was angry, but she looked like she was embarrassed to death by something. "What's wrong? Sister Jing..."

He's not angry at all. As the ultimate figure in the world, he's so magnanimous that he can punt a boat.

Tong Jing groaned and sat down on the sofa angrily, "Cooking!"

Xiaomo carried the big winter melon into the kitchen, holy shit!

I saw chopped vegetables and meat on the table, and a basin of something like batter in the pot. There was no water in the pot, and the bottom of the pot was about to melt...

He was a little dumbfounded. It seemed that Tong Jing was really hungry.

"Sister Jing, what are you trying to do?"

Xiaomo turned on the faucet and started washing her hands. "What do you want to eat? I'll make it for you..."

Tong Jing actually looked at Xiao Mo with red eyes, "I screwed up. I don't want to eat anything."

"Haha, it's not a mess. It just so happens that you don't have to chop vegetables." Xiao Mo looked at the batter in the basin, "How about eating pancakes and cooking..."

Tong Jing knelt down and started to pick up plates and other things on the floor, "I'm sorry..."

Although the sound was very soft, Xiaomo still heard it.

The relationship between him and Tong Jing was originally very delicate, they were like two lonely wolves living deep in the mountains.

He just smiled, he hoped to live this kind of life for a long time...

After everything was done, he came out with the food and found Tong Jing leaning on the sofa and falling asleep.

He arranged the dishes and chopsticks and felt like a servant, but he felt more like a guardian.

After he woke up Tong Jing, the two of them sat together and had the most peaceful, gratifying, and romantic dinner in more than a year.

After dinner, at the door of the bedroom on the second floor.

"Xiao Mo, I think you are more serious and look like a gentleman. Haha..."

"Really? I think you'll be super Maria when you calm down..."

"Humph, I can't help but praise you a few times."

"Sister Jing, I am really not a casual person..."

"Go away, Hundan, why are you touching me?"

"I haven't finished speaking yet, but I'm really not human when I act casually, haha. Lonely White, good night."

"Hundan, it's your uncle's, touch my breasts..."
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