Xiao Mo looked up and saw a pair of feet flying towards him. He didn't have time to think about it and reached out to catch it.

Just as he was taking off, he suddenly smelled a super strong smell of athlete's foot. He fainted and couldn't help but vomit it out.

When he looked again, he found that he was actually holding a pair of shoes, and saw the smelly pair of athlete's foot tapping his forehead and flying out into the air.

Xiao Mo fell to the ground again, and kept vomiting, "Fuck, you're cheating..."

"Take the move, I'll pull you up..." A woman's voice with a rough voice came to mind, and then a stick stretched out, "Wuniang Bagua stick..."

Xiao Mo stretched out his hand to grab it without any thought. As soon as his hand touched the stick, he felt a tingling sensation. When he let go of his hand with a howl, a layer of skin peeled off his entire hand, and he yelled at it, "What on earth are you going to do?"

Are you having trouble?"

"We want you to be our apprentice..." the people above said in unison.

"Don't even think about it, who do you think you are?" Xiao Mo looked around and found that there were no venomous snakes, and he became much bolder in talking back.

"To the east, west, east and west, eliminate violence and keep the peace—trickster experts." The voices of four people were extremely loud in the night sky.

Xiao Mo leaned against a wall, "Damn, I haven't agreed yet." Suddenly he saw Tong Jing and two nuns standing together and looking at him underground, "Hey, Sister Jing, pull me up..."

Tong Jing smiled calmly and retracted her head.

"You have to agree even if you don't agree, clatter!" There was a loud noise, and many things fell from above. Xiao Mo had no time to dodge, so he had no choice but to endure it.

I found some books and other things. I picked them up and looked at them, "Holy shit, Viagra tips? Oh my, secrets on picking up girls? Oh my gosh, inflatable dolls? These are all villain books..."

Can you please stop being so promiscuous and promiscuous?

"These things are just for your extracurricular entertainment. During these days, you will accept our devilish, Western-style, inhumane super-intensive training. We will teach you what we have learned in our lives, boy, in the future world."

The peace of our country and the important responsibility of protecting the beautiful women all depend on you..."

As soon as the four people's voices fell, the cave was sealed.

Xiaomo was left alone below, shouting, "Hey, you should at least throw the toilet paper down for me, right?"

Tong Jing looked at them with a chuckle... "I will transfer 8 million to you tomorrow. How long will it take for the training to end?"

"We just conducted an experiment, and this boy does have a talent for playing tricks..."

"An ordinary body hides a sullen heart,"

"This person is quite perverted and will definitely be a beauty killer in the future."

"Although the body's physical condition is a little worse than we expected, it can still be used."

Each of them started talking.

"Fortunately, he is still a virgin. Don't worry. We have a very strong brand here. After our training, in one year, he will be the world's most invincible anti-assassination and anti-reconnaissance master after us."

"At the same time, he will also be a super powerful prankster." The four of them promised Tong Jing with a smile.

Tong Jing frowned and nodded, "I hope you won't disappoint me..."

"Absolutely not, you should also train..."

"………………"

A year later, on the way down the mountain.

"Sister Jing, I finally made it out alive." Xiao Mo complained, "These four old monsters are so inhuman."

"Shut up!" Tong Jing glared at Xiao Mo, turned him around, and bowed to the four prank experts behind her, "Goodbye..."

Xiao Mo said with a smile: "Masters, take care, I will come to see you when I have time."

"You kid, just hold your tongue. If you don't know how charming you are, I wish we could get over soon." The four of them spoke as if they had a tacit understanding, and they all said at the same time, "Well, we are going to travel around the world, too.

Remember, if someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone. If someone offends me, I’ll kill him... to maintain world peace..."

Xiao Mo nodded with a slight smile on his face, "Yeah, I know." He was suddenly very excited, and smiled in his heart, "Beauty, I'm here, let's make peace together."

"Everyone has left, why are you still standing there stupidly?" Tong Jing pushed the stunned Xiao Mo.

Xiao Mo shook his head and came back to his senses. He couldn't help but put his arm around Tong Jing's shoulders. "Jing..." Before he put his hand down, he raised it up. "Don't, don't do this, Sister Jing..."

Tong Jing put away the knife pointed at Xiao Mo's crotch, "As I said before, we must remember our priority and obey my words absolutely. Do you understand?"

Xiao Mo nodded desperately, "Sister Jing, if you ask me to learn these things, you won't really let me pick up girls, right?"

"Isn't this what you thought?" Tong Jing twitched her hair and said leisurely: "Have you learned anything after being in isolation for a year? That's 8 million in tuition?"

"Um...Sister Jing, who do you think I am? Although I am a little bit perverted, my heart is still relatively pure." Xiao Mo defended himself shamelessly, "Ah? How can I learn this crap?

Rich?"

"Ah, you think, don't tell me, you've been working on the duster all day long?" Tong Jing suddenly turned her head and looked at Xiao Mo.

Xiao Mo was startled and began to explain in a panic, "Almost, no, no, what I mean is that I have almost learned it."

"If you don't learn well, I'm not done with you?" Tong Jing spoke much louder.

"Don't worry, Sister Jing. Girl No. 100 is here right now. She's a human being. I'll take care of it within two minutes." Xiao Mo promised, patting her chest. She was afraid that Tong Jing would continue this topic, so she changed her words, "Yes."

Okay, Sister Jing, why did you spend so much money to train me like this?"

"Women can't learn. If I can, what's wrong with my brain? I'll give you an advantage." Tong Jing continued to walk forward. "Are you sure you can deal with your woman?"

Xiao Mo stretched out his hand and shook it, "Sister Jing, I only deal with men, do you understand?"

"Can you handle a real assassin?" Tong Jing pouted, "Forget it, everyone knows your level."

Xiao Mo hurriedly corrected, "Sister Jing, are you looking down on me too much? I have learned what they have learned throughout my life. You must know that they are the only remaining disciples of the Xuan Tomb Tricky Sect. At least I think I can do it."

He is considered a martial arts master."

In fact, he was not sure in his heart. In order to prevent Tong Jing from looking down on him, he could only talk about himself in a flattering manner.

If he encounters a real assassin, he really doesn't know if he can fight against him. After all, he has no actual combat experience. However, his anti-assassination and anti-reconnaissance abilities are quite strong. If he can't beat him, just run away.

"I'm asking, how much have you learned about picking up girls?" Tong Jing said this, her face turned red.

"What? Picking up girls?" Xiao Mo looked macho again, "I'm not very interested in that, and my learning is just average..." He added in his heart, it's weird, I can tell you, as long as you are a
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