Xishan Island Beidao Military Camp.

At the fourth update, Xu Kun woke up on time and then mentioned Xu Bangning who was still sleeping soundly beside him.

"Stop making trouble, let me kiss you again..." Xu Bangning hugged the pillow and smiled very lewdly, obviously dreaming of returning to Jinling again.

It was not until Xu Kun pulled his quilt that the young master opened his eyes all at once, and was so depressed that he was dying.

"You can't let me have a dream for a while?" Xu Bangning protested angrily, while stretching his feet to the kang and pulling on the wooden clogs.

"I'm having a nightmare, do you still want to have a beautiful dream?" Xu Kun fetched water from the jar, washed his face and brushed his teeth. The security brigade had strict hygiene regulations, and even the manure deductors had to be hygienic.

"What nightmare? Is someone stealing the feces again?" Xu Bangning picked up the tea jar and said angrily.

"No." Xu Kun shook his head and sighed: "I dreamed that my eldest brother and third brother have turned into feces."

"Puff..." Xu Bangning squirted all over his body and laughed loudly, "No matter how angry you are, you can't curse your brothers turning into feces!"

"Oh, that's right, I don't know how happy I'm going to be." Xu Kun smiled self-deprecatingly: "Why should I worry about me, a manure carryr?"

He said, pushing the door and going out.

In the yard, two manure trucks were parked there quietly.

Xu Kun bent down and pushed up one on the left, urging: "It's getting earlier and earlier in the dawn, don't be too slow."

"I said, "You Er Xu, why are you in love with this business?" Xu Bangning walked out depressedly and picked up another one. "Last year, the New Year, you were sent home, why haven't you gone back yet?"

"Can I go back to my hometown?" Xu Kun looked melancholy and said like a philosopher: "Only here can you be at peace."

"That's right." Xu Bangning nodded in agreement. The mother believed it a little and said that the eldest brother's status is as stable as Mount Tai, and even she had to flatter him. Zheng used her own judgment and always felt that his son was safer on Xishan Island.

Erxu, who was also a man who was a manure dumper in Tianya, pushed the manure truck out of the courtyard, came to the neat military camp avenue, and then parted ways.

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In Songjiang, it was dawn. The government searched for the whole night but failed and finally opened the city gate.

With the sound of bells, the manure truck slowly drove towards the west gate of the mansion.

"I have borrowed it, don't get caught in the expensive clothes!" The old man who was driving the car carefully controlled the animals while reminding him loudly.

Passers-by covered their noses and hid left and right. It had just rained on the street, and the newly released golden juice was in the fresh air, and the smell was particularly strong.

The people who were waiting for inspection at the city gate didn't bother to come first and then arrive, so they asked the manure truck to pass first.

"Go quickly!" The little flag guarding the city gate waved his hand quickly and signaled his subordinates to move the roadblock.

The constable from the governor's yamen on the side covered his nose and asked, "Don't you need to investigate this?"

"Old man Shi has lost so much fragrance, and everyone recognizes him." Xiaoqi said in a muffled voice.

"Look at this surname..." The constable muttered and stopped talking nonsense.

Old Man Shi thanked him while apologizing, and carefully pulled the manure truck out of the city gate. Seeing his nervous look, the constable couldn't help but nod. He was a steady person and knew that the things inside could not be spilled.

Until he left the city far away, Old Man Shi breathed a sigh of relief and drove the mule cart to the pine forest next to the road.

"Wow..." Old Man Shi stopped the car and knocked on the two feces in the middle with a whip.

"It's safe, come out."

Before he finished speaking, the two bucket lids were pushed away at the same time, and two minions popped up.

Two little yellow men lay on the ground and vomited violently, even their bitter gallbladder was spitting out.

"What a pair of ruthless people." Old Man Shi shook his head, picked up a scoop, scooped water from the clean water bucket and washed the two of them.

Only then did they see the appearance of the two, they were the Xu brothers who were fleeing.

What a trick to hide the truth from the world and secretly cross the manure truck!

The two promised all the gold they had on their bodies to get two VIP seats out of the city.

After the delivery, the old man threw down his clothes and bag and hurriedly pulled the cart away.

He was obviously worried that he would be discovered by the government, but in the eyes of the Xu brothers, it was a different situation.

"Even the night-scented ones think we are smelly." Xu Ying said sadly: "Brother, we are not clean anymore..."

"Oh, it's all your fault. I joked about my second child and my night fragrance all day long. Now we are both like Ye Xiang. Let's see if you have any face to laugh at him?" Xu Fan spat, feeling that it was still stinking and heard the sound of water rushing in the distance.

The two brothers followed the sound, but of course they didn't forget to pick up the clothes bag... That was the two sets of old clothes and shoes that Xu Fan knew that even after leaving the city, he would not be able to wear clothes, so he specially asked the old man to buy.

Before they walked far, they saw a clear river. The two of them were overjoyed. They didn't care whether the weather was cold or not, and took off their legs in a few seconds and jumped into the water to rub them hard. They wished they could even rub the skin on their bodies.

After washing for half an hour, the smell of the two of them became much lighter, and then they felt the cold.

But when they trembled and got ashore, they were surprised to find that not only did the clothes disappear, but even the jade artifacts hidden inside before entering the water disappeared.

That's their money to go to Huzhou!

Even the dirty clothes they took off were gone. I don’t know if the water had washed away or someone picked it up.

The two of them were completely stunned. At this time, they were not only penniless, but also in no inch. What's the point~~ It's good~~~

"Why don't you hide your bag?" Xu Fan angrily scolded his little brother who was looking for grass leaves to cover his shame.

"I'm blaming me again? Isn't it the bag you took?" The little brother was so angry that he jumped.

"Fuck!" Xu Fan spat fiercely: "I don't let go of the clothes that are stained with shit."

"Brother, what should we do?" Xu Ying looked around. It was actually not far from the official road. You could see a faint carriage passing by through the shadow of the tree.

"It really doesn't work, let's go and ask for clothes to wear?"

"Are you still shameless?!" Xu Fan was so angry that he jumped.

"I can't be ashamed and ashamed, I will freeze to death at night." Xu Ying told the truth.

"Ah Yeh..." Not to mention the night, Xu Fan felt that he was almost frozen to death now. Finally, he nodded with difficulty: "Okay."

"Let's go!" Xu Ying couldn't wait to rush to the road.

"Wait!" Xu Fan called him, then dug a handful of mud from the river and patted him on the face.

"What are you doing?" Xu Ying was stunned and said angrily: "I just washed it!"

"I can't cover my body, at least cover my face!" Xu Fan shouted softly.

"Ah, it makes sense. As long as others can't recognize us, we are not the ones who are embarrassed!" Xu Ying deeply agreed and quickly held a handful of black mud and pasted it on Xu Fan's face.

Since they started, the two of them would not care whether they were dirty or not, and they would cover their whole bodies with black mud.

The two brothers looked at each other and were deeply happy. Not to mention, they not only can cover up shame, but also have the effect of keeping cold.

After observing the road for a long time, I saw a team of businessmen driving a ox cart by. The leader seemed to be quite kind-hearted.

The two of them plucked up their courage to walk out of the forest, bowed repeatedly, and asked for some clothes to wear.

"Yeah, whose Kunlun slave was lost?" The leader hit the two of them and said happily: "Catch them quickly, you can sell them for a lot of money!"

"We are not..." The two hurriedly argued.

"If you can say things about the Ming Dynasty, that's even more valuable!" The guys rushed up happily, pressed the two of them under them, tied them up, blocked their mouths and put them into sacks, and threw them into the box on the ox cart.

In the box, there was a sack that was constantly squirming, and it was obvious that they were not the only ones who were caught.

The identity of this group of people is obvious.

"I can't stop my luck when I come." The man's tooth leader said happily: "You can pick up money when you walk on the road!"

"Hahaha!" Several guys laughed strangely and drove the ox cart away gradually.
Chapter completed!