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Chapter 130: The First Little Fatty in Daming

Ganqing Palace, in the outer hall.

Zhao Hao and the Li brothers and sisters were waiting for the emperor to summon him, but suddenly heard the screams of Eunuch Feng sounded outside the hall gate.

But it is a tone that I have never heard before, like a loving old lady.

"Crown Prince, slow down and don't fall!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a puff, and a round thing tripped by the threshold and slapped on the ground.

"Oh, Prince!" Eunuch Feng screamed and rushed in like a whirlwind.

He actually grabbed the ball of meat in front of the little insulator standing beside him.

Zhao Hao finally saw clearly that it was a child. No wonder Mr. Zhao was a clumsy-eyed person. After all, after he came to the Ming Dynasty, the children he saw were thinner than the other, and even the children of wealthy families were very slim. This was the first time he saw such a fat child.

I saw that the child had two cheeks and his round head was full of flesh. Just now, he stumbled off his bright yellow "claw-pulling hat" on his head, revealing a shiny little bald head, like a fat monk.

There is nothing to be surprised about this. Children in the dynasty have a custom of shaving their hair, and the royal children are no exception. There is also a special "head-coated room" in the palace, which specializes in cutting hair for princes and daughters. Whenever the emperor's children are born, they cut their hair until they are full of the month and have their hair cut on a hundred days after they are named, which is called "please hair". Like the folk children, they shave all their hair without leaving a single one, and they do not start to grow their hair until they are ten years old.

Of course, they usually wear claws and hats, and foreign ministers can't see their bald heads.

The clawed hat just rolled to Zhao Hao's feet. As he bent down and picked it up, the fat man finally came to his senses and started crying. While crying, he kicked and kicked Feng Bao, complaining that he was throwing himself.

Feng Bao hugged him and was careful to accompany him, and glared at the little eunuch kneeling beside him. "What are you doing with eyes? I don't know how to continue? If you break the prince, you will all die!"

"Pull them down and hit the board!" The little fat man also cried. Two poor eunuchs were pulled down, but he still refused to give in and hit his "big companion" in the face.

Li Mingyue leaned into Zhao Hao's ear and muttered in a low voice: "This is the annoying guy Zhu Yijun."

When she was a child, she liked this well-behaved cousin quite well. But since this kid became the prince, he has been spoiled to be unrestrained. He could still restrain himself in front of the emperor and the two empresses. Once he left their sight, he would immediately be lawless and go to the house to remove the tiles.

Last summer, the prince tried to stuff a frog into the collar of her close-fitting palace maid Caiyun. Li Mingyue gave a severe lesson, and since then the two of them have been unhappy with each other.

Zhao Hao thought to himself that he is worthy of being Wanli. He is a man of Yin and Yang at the age of three.

Seeing that Feng Bao was about to be disbanded by the prince, Li Chengen couldn't bear it anymore, so he walked over, picked up the prince who was rushing straight, slapped him twice in the butt, "It's almost done, what's the ability to bully the eunuch?"

"Dare you dare to hit me?" Zhu Yijun was so angry that his hands and feet swelled, as if he was about to turn into a flying god pig. After seeing the other party clearly, he suddenly lost his temper. "Hey, cousin, you are back..."

Just as Li Chengen admired Mr. Zhao, he also worshipped his cousin for a long time. So when Feng Bao said that his aunt and his family were back, he hurried over and tripped on the threshold.

"Your Highness the Crown Prince is fat again." Li Chengen put him on the ground and touched Zhu Yijun's double chin and said, "You have to lose weight, otherwise you won't be able to see your chick."

"If you can see it, don't believe me." Zhu Yijun was anxious and was about to untie his belt, but found that he didn't know. "My companion, please untie my belt quickly."

Feng Bao is so angry. Empress Li doesn’t want the prince to play with the little master. This is the reason. What can you learn from this guy?

Of course, there is also the reason why Concubine Li refused to go too close to the princess's house, but this reason could not be presented.

Eunuch Feng tried to persuade him, but he persuaded the seven-year-old prince to take off his pants.

Zhu Yijun and Li Chengen finished intimate, their eyes passed over their annoying cousin and fell on Zhao Hao.

"Who are you? Why are you here?" the fat man asked bluntly.

"This is what my brother Zhao Hao mentioned to you." Li Chengen was not in a position to adjust and was reliable at critical moments, so he hurriedly helped Mr. Zhao to relieve the siege.

"Oh, Zhao Ritian?" The little fat man obviously had an impression of him. With Feng Bao's support, he stood on the official hat chair and looked at Zhao Hao in a straight line and said, "You made the telescope?"

"Uh..." Mr. Zhao's mouth twitched a few times, thinking to himself, "What the hell is Zhao Ritian?"

"Please respect for Brother Zhao." Li Mingyue was furious when she heard this and shook her fist at the prince.

"Zhao Ritian, Zhao Ritian!" The little fat man was not afraid of her and shouted in a hurry.

Since he was scared to tears last time, he had already learned from his grandfather that no one in the world dared to touch his finger. No matter how fierce his cousin was, he could only scare him and dare not really do it.

"You!" Li Mingyue was so angry that she was itchy, but she really couldn't do anything to him.

"It's almost done." Li Chengen had to take action before Zhu Yijun stopped him. The little master said to Zhao Hao embarrassedly: "This was the hot air balloon you sat in the sky last year. His Royal Highness also saw it in the palace. When he saw it, he asked me who was the sacred place and made such a great feat. I took a branch and wrote your name on the ground. As a result, the words were written a little bit, and he pronounced it as Zhao... Ritian."

"Just just break the thoughts, it is also called heaven." Zhao Hao was sweating, and he suddenly realized that "天天" is not much better than "天天".

Fortunately, there was no literary inquisition in the Ming Dynasty, otherwise I would have been hit by this name.

"You are so stupid, do you have any new things to offer to me?" Zhu Yijun looked at Zhao Hao hopefully, like Nobita looking at Tingtang.

Mr. Zhao also felt like he was a fat blue man. Fortunately, he knew he was going to enter the palace, so he brought a few gadgets with him as gifts.

However, Zhao Hao refused to take it out immediately because the fat man in front of him would rule the Ming Dynasty for 48 years in the future.

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Zhu Yijun is the future Emperor Wanli, and is also the first person responsible for the destruction of the Ming Dynasty. The so-called "Ming is actually destroyed by Wanli" is not a false statement. The stall left by this guy to future generations is too bad. He also had a small carpenter and unhappy, and then he forced the Ming aircraft carrier to turn over. He demonstrated to the world how to lose when the flying dragon riding his face?

Moreover, according to Zhao Hao's research, Wanli's rebellious actions have a lot to do with his failure in education during his teenage years.

The iron triangle formed by Empress Li, Feng Bao and Zhang Juzheng showed a very high ruling efficiency. However, in the education of the young emperor, he failed miserably.

It was precisely because the three of them were too strict with Wanli, who was precocious, and even threatened to depose him. The younger brother was replaced by the emperor, which made Wanli form a distorted performance personality. The more he was respectful and gentle he was, the more serious he was in his heart. This caused him to explode after Zhang Juzheng's death, counterattack, and not only did he say that he would fight against Zhang Zheng, but also kill Zhang Party all...

After killing Zhang Dang, in order to show that he was better than the Zhang surnamed, he also acted diligent for several years. As a result, he found that the matter of governing the country was really not "I can do it too," he said that he was tired, and he was scolded for more mistakes and had no sense of accomplishment.

Then Wanli discovered a truth: I was so happy to stay at home and play with girls every day without going to work! So I stopped going to court for decades...

Although his grandfather did not attend court, Jiajing was still in charge of affairs and knew to arrange the right officials in the right seat. He really didn't care about affairs, and when many people scolded him, he simply drove all the officials home. The court was empty and the world was finally purified.

This broken car with a whole body problem in the Ming Dynasty actually achieved unmanned driving four hundred years ahead of schedule! It would be strange if the car was not destroyed!

So how to fix this naughty child well and avoid him from going to extremes is a major issue related to the direction of history.

Although the matter happened suddenly and was not thought carefully, with Mr. Zhao's life wisdom, it is still more than enough to coax a little kid.

Seeing Zhu Yijun stretching out his fat hand to him, he smiled and said, "Put your mouth cleanly, I'll give you something fun."

"You!" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was about to get angry, but after hearing the second half, he tightened his face and said, "What's fun?"

"You can move your own paintings." Zhao Hao tempted him.

"Then... OK." Zhu Yijun was only seven years old after all. He couldn't resist the temptation of toys, so he obediently suppressed his temper and shouted: "Brother Zhao."

"Oh." Mr. Zhao almost stopped and asked Wanli to call him brother. It felt so good. If you could follow Huazi again, you would have no regrets in your life.

He then took out a disk about inch thick from his sleeve and put it on the table, saying, "Come on, I'll teach you how to play."

Wanli...crossed off and changed to Zhu Yijun, then jumped off the chair, jumped to him, and followed Zhao Hao's guidance and put his eyes on the lens on the plate wall. Zhao Hao slowly rotated the handle to let His Royal Highness enjoy the earliest animated silent film in history.

This is the "movable mirror movie" created by Xu Yuanchun and Xu Weizhi, which can be regarded as the third generation of the weird disk. There are two main improvements: one is to use the periscope principle to bring a better viewing experience. The other is to replace the decomposed action sheet with only one circle with a paper scroll with 360 consecutive animations. A rotating a rotary disc can be used to drive a rotary disc and rotating the handle to see the moving people and changing scenes.

And most importantly, because the length of the picture is enough, we can finally start to express narratives beyond the curiosity.

In Zhao Hao's opinion, there is only a stable and bright light source between this thing and the diorama. With a slide projector, you can even play an animation movie directly...

Thanks to the blessing of two disciples, Mr. Zhao felt for the first time that he could watch movies again in his lifetime.

Although this thing is only a semi-finished product, the prince couldn't take a look and said excitedly again: "Fuck, this one!"

Mr. Zhao rolled his eyes helplessly. When he heard this, he knew who taught him these swear words.

The little lord smiled embarrassedly and muttered in a low voice: "I learned it from the old seniors, too."

Zhao Hao thought to himself, your senior learned from me.

After a round of feelings, Zhu Yijun's swear words still originated from Mr. Zhao...

ps. The second update is, please give me a monthly ticket. Let’s write another update.
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