Chapter 1430: The Fate of a Born Actor
Chapter One Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty: The Life of a Natural Matchmaker
Since the fight was about to begin, Wang Dabao and the others couldn't be in the room. At least he couldn't help it. Now Sister Xiaohua was no longer in the way. As soon as she withdrew, the room was instantly empty!
Several people, including Wang Dabao, Qin Keyun, and Sister Xiaohua, immediately flashed out!
Zheng Chenggong's legs and feet were not very good, so he slowly moved under the bed little by little!
"Hey, I knew there was someone!" When Li Chunyu saw the three people coming out, his eyes first fell on Sister Xiaohua's body. She was dressed in the brightest and most colorful clothes. Unfortunately, she was too tall to compliment him, so he was quickly disappointed.
Then when he saw Wang Dabao, his eyes darkened, Damn, you dare to look so handsome, handsome people, I will die!
Before Li Chunyu practiced cultivation, or even before he became a bandit, there was a story. This guy was born ugly. Fortunately, his father left him some money, and they ended up getting married. His wife had a good face, but she disliked his ugly appearance.
, he is also naturally afraid of his wife, and whenever he is scolded, he does not dare to retaliate. Over time, this reputation spreads, but this guy's face cannot be changed, so he can only work hard to make money and please his wife!
One day this guy came home from selling things and saw a man's clothes and shoes in the house. He immediately got angry and rushed into the house. He saw his wife being pushed in a cart by a man using a trick. She was having a great time.
, and his hands and feet were restrained, and his mouth was stuffed with private parts of clothing. When he saw him breaking in, the man not only didn't stop, but started pushing him quickly, and his wife's spring tide came, and in an instant
When it reached its peak, he whined with white eyes, and then collapsed on the bed!
Li Chunyu is also a man. Although he usually has a cowardly character, when he cuckolds his head, if he can bear it, he is really no longer a man. He is not as good as a eunuch. Especially after he has been married to his wife for so long, the bed between the two
For Di Zhile, he had to look at his wife's face. He hadn't touched her for several months, but in the end, this slut was given to someone else!
That man is still so handsome, with a natural pretty face!
What's more important is that the two of them were having so much fun that Li Chunyu's forehead turned green, and he impulsively grabbed a chair and threw it away!
It's a pity that the man on the other side knew kung fu and split the chair with one palm, but his body didn't even come out. He was in front of Li Chunyu and continued to play with it. And his wife was also shameless, sticking her butt out like that, humming.
Well, he catered to her, and it seemed that he had lost his face!
Li Chunyu rushed forward, but he was hit by an object casually thrown at him. It was the powder box he earned hard money to give to his wife. His forehead instantly bled, and Li Chunyu fell down!
That's all. When he woke up faintly, he heard the dirty voice again. He opened his eyes with difficulty and heard what his wife said. He is a useless person and there is no need to care about his feelings! In short, there are some
The extremely insulting words made Li Chunyu's blood surge instantly and he almost ran away!
But he was really afraid of the other party's beating, so he didn't dare to rush forward. He could only lie on the ground and pretend to be dead. It was like this until night, when the other party had enough fun and walked away tired of kissing her. Only then did Li Chunyue dare to get up.
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When he questioned his wife, of course she didn't like him. She stared at him and he wilted. After this incident, the man came often, so over time, the neighbors knew about it. Therefore, Li Chunyu was nicknamed "Cuckold Real Man"
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It means that you have been cuckolded like this, and you are still pretending!
This seems to be a retelling of the love triangle drama between Wu Dalang Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, but the result is different. Li Chunyu got so angry later that he dumped his wife, ran away from home, and fled to the mountains. Finally, by coincidence,
I got a book of exercises. This exercise is weird. Just how weird it is. Just look at the introduction of the exercise and you will know!
If you want to practice this skill, please withdraw from the palace first... Oh no, if you want to practice this skill, please cut the egg first!
What is cutting eggs? It means cutting off one's own eggs, then using the body to warm and nourish them, day after day, and finally practice a magic weapon called Yin Yang Pearl. Since it is refined by one's own body, it must be the real magic weapon.
, so the effect is naturally great!
The two eggs have one yin and one yang, and the light they present is also one white and one black, which is the separation of yin and yang!
If a knowledgeable person sees these two magic weapons, he will immediately burst into laughter. For no other reason than Li Chunyu, in order to practice, actually cut off his own lineage and the glory of men from a good man. This is right.
How cruel can you be? Sure enough, men should be more cruel to themselves! But then again, this Li Chunyu is so cowardly that his two balls are useless!
It is said that practicing Yin Yang Pearl is not only extremely painful when cutting, but also extremely difficult during cultivation, with an additional pain +1... For example, at the beginning of cultivation, a large amount of blood essence of boys and girls must be absorbed, and then
Go back and forth countless times until Dandan really becomes a magic weapon!
This trick is so cruel. If Li Chunyu wasn't a pervert, it would be unbearable. Therefore, if you encounter such a person, you should either kill him or stay away!
In Green Field Villa, this guy is also known as the cruelest one. His favorite thing is to play with women. But since he has no balls, some of his functions will be lost. So later Li Chunyu invented a trick to use a lot of infuriating energy to accumulate it.
Go up and force the completely useless thing to recharge, but not to mention, in this way, it is said to be invincible. After all, as long as the true energy is still there, he will not weaken!
However, some people are doomed to have a life of tragedy, especially when they cannot recognize themselves clearly. They are more prone to tragedy. They are commonly known as tragedy masters! They are also called natural trappers!
When the opponent attacked Wang Dabao in large quantities, Wang Dabao also looked at the opponent, but at the first glance, he became happy!
What does Wang Dabao do? He is an alchemist who claims to cure all diseases. He has extremely vicious eyes. Although he does not know the dirty stories of Li Chunyu, it is not difficult to recognize those two balls at a glance. In addition, he also
You can identify some hidden things through the other person's complexion!
Then, Wang Dabao suddenly raised his head and laughed. Only Li Chunyu across from him could understand that laughter!
"Don't laugh, please shut up!" Li Chunyu could see what Wang Dabao was laughing at, so he immediately became anxious!
"Not bad, not bad!" Wang Dabao smiled for a while, stopped, looked at the other person, and couldn't help but nod in praise!
"What's good?" Wei Meng asked in confusion. The tense atmosphere just now was broken because of Wang Dabao's sudden laughter. Wei Meng was also discouraged!
"The balls are good!" Wang Dabao said happily!
"What Dandan? I know all the birds around here, how can I not recognize Dandan!" Wei Meng said in confusion!
"You...you dare to insult me!" Before others could react, Li Chunyu on the other side went berserk in an instant. He was so angry that he wanted to squeeze his two balls hard, but he felt a heartbreaking pain.
The egg was originally a part of himself, but now that it is a free body, it still hurts when pinched!
Wang Dabao felt pain just looking at him. Didn't he say that the pain level of his balls was so high? This man's courage is really commendable. People who are so cruel to him are either perverts or psychopaths!
Although he is a pervert, his strength is not that strong, and he is a natural trapper!
Wang Dabao looked at the other party with disdain and suddenly thought that this kind of scene was not suitable for Qin Keyun to watch. As for Sister Xiaohua, she must be a well-informed person at such an old age! So Wang Dabao ignored the other party.
He turned around and told Qin Keyun: "Yunyun, go back to the house first!"
Qin Keyun was thoughtful and had already guessed something. When she heard Wang Dabao's words, she nodded, turned around and walked back obediently!
This scene puzzled Fatty Zheng who had just come out. Should he stop fighting?
But no one gave him an explanation. On the contrary, Li Chunyu, who was about to throw the two Yin-Yang Pearls over and start killing everyone, suddenly stopped. He was so angry just now that he didn't even have time to look at Qin Keyun.
When I hurriedly saw the other party's back, which was graceful and exquisite, this guy's habitual lust arose again, and he had the urge to rush over and wreak havoc on Qin Keyun!
His blood rushed to his face in an instant, and his body exuded a faint red light. There are always women asking men what it feels like to have certain bugs on their brains. Just look at this Li Chunyu and you will know. However, he has no balls.
If you don't have eggs, you can't give birth to insects, so the only thing that goes into your head is blood!
Why is this woman so familiar? Where have I seen it? Could it be that she is the woman I have played with before? No, no, if I had played with him, she would have died long ago. How could she still be alive now? Could it be that she is like the wife I used to be? Still
Not to mention, the two of them are similar in height and body shape, and both have long hair!
However, how could that dead woman compare to the woman in front of her? The attractiveness between the two is not on the same level, or even three blocks away!
Li Chunyu looked at Qin Keyun's back with confusion, his eyes flickering, he always felt like he had seen it somewhere before!
Not only him, but also the subordinates behind him felt like they had seen each other before, but they couldn't remember where they had seen her before. They just thought that this woman was so beautiful, so beautiful that she couldn't be more beautiful!
But they can’t tell how beautiful it is!
"Stop!" Li Chunyu suddenly slapped his thigh, and he remembered who this woman was. Isn't this the woman they were searching for, even if they broke their heads to find her, and who was ordered to die by the owner of the village?
Qin Keyun! Yes, she was a female disciple that the old witch Master Kumeng once accepted. She betrayed the old witch Master Kumeng and ran away with a beast cultivator!
Wait, Beast Cultivator, a man... Li Chunyu's face changed a few times, and then his eyes fell on Wang Dabao. Qin Keyun covered his appearance. He was not sure, but Wang Dabao didn't have it, so again
When he saw him once! Li Chunyu suddenly woke up!
"Come on, bring the portrait!" Li Chunyu stretched out his hand and shouted to the younger brother behind him!
Chapter completed!