Chapter 191: An inconvenient disease
Chapter 191: A disease that is inconvenient to talk about
"Mr. Wang, can you take a look at it for me?" Half drunk, Situ Anxin suddenly turned his head and said to Wang Dabao.
At this time, Wang Dabao had already drank a lot. Being a cultivator does not necessarily mean that he has a good drink capacity. Wang Dabao is the kind of person who is not very good at drinking, average level. When he heard Situ Anxin's words, Wang Dabao subconsciously He glanced at Shen Yatong who was very abnormal, spit out the chicken bones in his mouth, and asked: "Is Miss Situ uncomfortable somewhere?"
"Typical behavior of a second-hand doctor who is a charlatan!" Situ Anxin became more and more convinced that Wang Dabao was a quack. Such a person had the audacity to come to his uncle's house to make ends meet. The more Situ Anxin looked at Wang Dabao, the more he looked like a liar. What's more, I haven't really had any illnesses since I was a child, except... and that's not a disease, all women are like that! Situ Anxin felt cruel, rolled his eyes, and remembered a disease he had seen, and said: "Heart disease Sometimes it hurts, with throbbing pain, and sometimes it doesn’t happen at all.”
Several people in the room looked at Situ Anxin with strange eyes. Zhao Zhenbang was wondering what his daughter meant by suddenly making up such a disease? She was interested in Wang Dabao and deliberately raised a difficult problem to test him? He took a sip of white wine. , so there was no response.
It's a pity that Zhao Zhenbang got the beginning right, but didn't guess the ending... Her daughter made what she thought was the right decision purely to embarrass and expose the essence of Wang Dabao's quackery.
Aunt Zhao looked confused, thinking that she had never heard of it before. Why did Situ Anxin suddenly say that his heart was not good? She looked at her uncle and saw that he was still drinking. She secretly sighed that her father, who was a soldier, just couldn't do it. .
Shen Yatong felt a little regretful. For some reason, a scene appeared in her mind of Situ Anxin passing away from a heart attack one day, and then the scene of three people drinking and celebrating in the beauty's apartment.
Wang Dabao frowned after hearing this. Generally speaking, if there is an internal problem in the body, it will show up in a certain part of the face. However, looking at Situ Anxin's face that does not look very beautiful for his age, it seems that there is no problem. What kind of illness is it? Even if it exists, haha, Wang Dabao chuckled, it is definitely not a heart disease.
Besides, heart disease is just a general term, including coronary heart disease, coronary heart disease, acute myocardial infarction (myocardial infarction), pulmonary heart disease, rheumatic heart disease, hypertrophic heart disease, hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, dilated cardiomyopathy, etc., there are more than twenty specific diseases! Moreover, most heart diseases are recessive, that is, when they do not have an attack, they are just like normal people, and they do what they should do. Once an attack occurs, it will be more serious. How many people suffer from sudden heart disease every year? departing.
But this matter does not trouble Wang Dabao. Wang Dabao, who owns the Alchemy Sutra, only wants to check it, or does not want to check it, because now that Wang Dabao has reached the fifth level of the Alchemy Sutra, it is a very simple matter to check the body with real energy, which is different from modern examinations. The methods are simply different. Control the true energy to enter the human body and run it in a circle, and you will understand everything you need to know. Of course, this is just to find the affected area, and you still have to touch the affected area for real treatment, such as Zhou Jingjing's At that time, the true energy directly impacted both legs!
"What? Can't you see?" Situ Anxin raised his eyebrows. Seeing Wang Dabao's silence, he instantly aroused the desire to fight and asked with some disdain. Apparently, he took Wang Dabao's silence as retreat.
After hearing this, Wang Dabao glanced at Zhao Zhenbang and wondered why Zhao Zhenbang, a dignified elder, had such no airs and drank and chatted with an ordinary person like himself. Why was his daughter so arrogant and he did not provoke her? It was simply unreasonable, and besides
Your father provoked you, why are you venting your anger on me?
Beautiful women are rare, but how many beauties have Wang Dabao seen now? Every woman in the family is not as beautiful as the next one, right? Isn’t it just that the breasts are bigger, the height is taller, and the face is prettier? Besides, she is still a beauty.
Ass!
"Haha, I can see the disease, but it may offend Miss Situ. Do you agree?" Wang Dabao took a sip of wine. He was already a little drunk at this time, so his temper was a little uncontrollable. Ordinary people.
It would be natural to show timidity when facing the great master, but is Wang Dabao an ordinary person? No! So there is no need to pretend to be a grandson. After speaking, Wang Dabao looked at Situ Anxin with a smile on his face, waiting for the other party's answer.
Situ Anxin took a breath after hearing Wang Dabao's words. Looking at the evil-smiling face, he subconsciously thought that Wang Dabao wanted to take this opportunity to take advantage of him, because what he just said was a heart disease, and Wang Dabao
When Dabao said it offended him, could it be that... or he couldn't see it at all, and he said it on purpose, so it was hard for him to ask that he didn't need to see a doctor. No matter which one, Situ Anxin felt that Wang Dabao was hateful!
The two thoughts of "If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's cub" and "A gentleman doesn't stand on a dangerous wall" were fighting in Situ Anxin's mind. He accidentally saw his father looking at him, his eyes full of expectation. At least Situ Anxin thought it was expectation, and he felt cruel
, closed his eyes, straightened his chest, and said, "You can check as much as you want, but I can tell you, you have to check me out for some disease." It made no sense.
If Zhao Zhenbang knew that his encouraging glances because his daughter was interested in Wang Dabao could be interpreted by his daughter as expecting her to reveal Wang Dabao's true face, he might have drank a few more drinks and gotten drunk!
"Yes, there must be something fishy, otherwise it would be like going to the execution ground, and you still have to close your eyes. It's your luck to see a doctor, and you have this expression." Wang Dabao is sure that there is something going on here, but, you
If you want to play, I'll just take the move! Thinking of this, he pretended to be quite embarrassed and said: "Miss Situ Anxin, please just put your right hand on the table. There is no need to check other positions!" The implication is that there is no need to check other positions!
There is no need to check your breasts, which are big but I have no interest in or sex with!
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Situ Anxin suddenly lost his composure, as if he was punched on cotton. He couldn't say the words he had prepared. He originally planned to hit Wang Dabao if he really dared to be shy.
Under the guise of medical examination and treatment, Situ Anxin would slap Wang Dabao twice if he was eating free tofu. If Wang Dabao didn't check and treat him, Situ Anxin would have ten thousand words to say.
They ridiculed Wang Dabao. However, Wang Dabao only needed to take his own pulse. This made Situ Anxin, who was ready to fight back after being desecrated, suddenly feel like he was vomiting blood after going too far while practicing martial arts!
In fact, for ordinary people, this is nothing at all, but for Situ Anxin, this is a big deal, because the proud little princess was molested by a wretched boy...
But Situ Anxin, under the gaze of five pairs of eyes, slowly stretched out his hand, pursed his lips tightly, and stared at Wang Dabao with his big eyes, as if he wanted to eat Wang Dabao.
As mentioned before, Wang Dabao didn't use the pulse test, but looking at the white and tender wrist, it was not that thin and scary. There was a little flesh, but not fat! Men who have advantages and don't take advantage of them are either weak-willed or acquired.
I like men. Besides, this Situ Anxin still looks like that, so why can’t I touch him? Then I will definitely touch him!
Wang Dabao did not hesitate, and put his hand on Situ Anxin's wrist. It was slightly cool and slippery. Wang Dabao compared it with others in the family, but found that his skin was only better than that of Chu Xiaoxiao, because,
He only touched Chu Xiaoxiao's wrist...
However, Wang Dabao, who inherited the Alchemy Sutra, felt that since he agreed to check Situ Anxin, he naturally wanted to do a real check. With a thought in his mind, the true energy entered Situ Anxin's body along his fingers. Wang Dabao closed his eyes and
Seeing the deputy miracle doctor's demeanor, Situ Anxin gritted his teeth.
Everyone at the table stopped eating and stared at the two of them.
After some inspection, Wang Dabao almost laughed out loud. Situ Anxin in front of him actually had that kind of disease.
Opening his eyes and retracting his pulse-checking hand, Wang Dabao pretended to sigh and shook his head. His expression was like that of a doctor seeing a terminally ill patient.
Several people at the dinner table couldn't help but feel nervous at his appearance. They were all afraid that he really had a heart attack as Situ Anxin said. Even Zhao Zhenbang felt that this was a big joke. Could it be that his precious daughter had a heart problem?
Already?
Situ Anxin, one of the parties involved, was even more flustered by this sigh and became frightened. Chinese people are most afraid of physical examination, because the disease is lurking in the body, and it’s okay if they don’t know it. Once it is detected, some people may
I was struck down by the sudden illness in an instant!
Situ Anxin, who was pretending to be calm, bit his lower lip, and finally became a little scared, and said in a trembling voice: "You...if you find anything out of the test, just tell me."
Wang Dabao raised his eyebrows, feeling that this punishment was not enough. Pride is not wrong. Which beautiful girl is not proud these days, but if you are arrogant and arrogant, you are wrong. His face changed instantly, and he frowned with a bitter face.
Said: "I didn't find out that there is something wrong with your heart..."
Phew, the people around him simultaneously let out a breath that they had been holding for a long time. Situ Anxin almost clapped his big chest and cheered, and then revealed to his father that Wang Dabao was a quack doctor. Look at his high-spirited attitude.
What are people really like?
"But, I discovered another illness of Miss Situ..." Wang Dabao pretended to be distressed and didn't know whether to talk about it, looking very helpless.
"Tell me, what's the disease?" Situ Anxin went crazy all of a sudden. The little princess's unruly nature was instantly exposed, and he grabbed Wang Dabao's clothes and asked.
Chapter completed!