Chapter 205: Pain in the balls is a state of life
Chapter 205: Egg pain is a state of life
"Haha." Wang Dabao sat in the car. He was driving this time. Shen Yatong sat in the passenger seat and took off his wild wallet, showing off his good figure. It was not too big. But her breasts, which are not too small, are set off by the tight skirt, and match the tough look of Shen Yatong in her mind when fighting, which makes her look unique!
"What are you laughing at? You must be sick!" Shen Yatong looked at Wang Dabao who kept looking at him sideways while driving, rolled his eyes and said, Wang Dabao actually knows Deputy Mayor Chen, and what's surprising is that , Why is it not surprising that Wang Dabao is so good at fighting? When he first entered the villa, he was beaten casually by himself, and then not long after, he was able to fight on a par with himself, even, even That time he bit his own chest! When he thought of the two regular rows of teeth marks, Shen Yatong suddenly lost all his tenderness, replaced by a look of gnashing teeth. Where were the things the two of them had just faced together? The tacit understanding between the extremely vicious urban management officials.
"Oh, haha, you're not laughing at anything!" Wang Dabao looked at Shen Yatong, who instantly turned into another person, and his heart skipped a beat. He secretly thought that this woman couldn't be schizophrenic. She was so violent when she was with him and others. She looked like a woman and returned to her normal appearance when she was at home.
"Hey, how did you meet Mayor Chen?" Shen Yatong was holding the high-heeled shoes that had no heels in his hand, and poked Wang Dabao with the toe of his shoes, with a mysterious look on his face that was searching for secrets.
Wang Dabao looked at Shen Yatong, who had changed his face again, and was stunned for a moment before replying: "I always thought that only classmate Chu Xiaoxiao would change around frequently, like..."
"That's not the question I'm asking you. Besides, what does Chu Xiaoxiao look like?" Shen Yatong corrected, but he still couldn't help but curiously asked Wang Dabao.
"Haha, like a madman!" Wang Dabao said with a smile.
"Ah? I asked Mayor Chen, you said that Chu Xiaoxiao is like a madman. Is there any necessary connection between this?" Shen Yatong was very puzzled. After so much tonight, this woman seemed to have a different impression of Wang Dabao. Something has changed!
"Because you are like Chu Xiaoxiao now, you are curious about everything, and this time is also changing!" After saying this, Wang Dabao hurriedly parked the car on the side of the road, waiting for the expected anger, Otherwise it would be too dangerous to drive.
After waiting for a long time, but not waiting for Shen Yatong to get up and hit him, Wang Dabao turned his head and saw Shen Yatong looking at him with a strange look, a bit like the way Zhou Jingjing looked at him in those days, Wang Dabao suddenly felt I was frightened, and secretly thought that this woman was impressed by my performance tonight, and then fell in love with me, and wanted to commit myself to her, right?
"You...what's wrong with you?" Wang Dabao shuddered as he looked at Shen Yatong, whose eyes started to shine, and thought about the past of the violent female detective who took beating people as her duty and catching thieves as her profession. feeling!
"You...seem to be very mysterious!" Shen Yatong spat out a sentence slowly, still thinking about how Wang Dabao knew Mayor Chen and called him over with just one phone call. He was fiddling with the broken piece in his hand. The high heels he was wearing were spinning back and forth in his hand like he was playing with a revolver.
Did she notice it? Wang Dabao's mind was spinning. It seemed that she didn't notice anything.
"Bullshit, what's so mysterious about me? I'm not just a pair of eyes, a nose, a mouth, two eggs and a stick!" Wang Dabao shrugged his shoulders. Anyway, she didn't see anything about him, so naturally she wouldn't even kill him. Admitted.
"If you keep talking like this, I don't mind turning you into a leftover old man! Then next Christmas, classmate Chu Xiaoxiao will probably like you even more!" Shen Yatong opened his mouth and said, holding the high-heeled shoes in his hand just right. It turned into a shape like a pointed awl, and the pointed tip of the shoe was facing Wang Dabao's crotch.
Wang Dabao felt that if this thing was really pierced by Shen Yatong, he might not even have any eggs left. At that time, he really wouldn't know whether to squat or stand. He shook his head and said: "I'm convinced, you But watch your hands and accumulate some virtue, I haven't slept with a woman yet."
"Come on, Chu Xiaoxiao runs into your house every day, how can you let her go? You won't eat any meat that comes into your mouth? Or maybe Mr. Wang Dabao, you are the kind of person who is born with insufficient abilities." Listen. After hearing this, Shen Yatong was full of disbelief on the surface, but for some reason he felt a little happy in his heart!
"Haha, you don't understand this. I love my girlfriend. Besides, Chu is so young. How could I bear to let a little girl who knows nothing and has so little social experience lose her virginity so early? Well, do you think I'm like that kind of beast?" Wang Dabao said seriously, his words showing that he is a good man!
"No, that's not what I was talking about to you just now. Why are you like this? You have a sharp-tongued look, and there is always a shadow of vulgarity in your eyes. I really wonder what Chu Xiaoxiao and Xiao Mengfei thought back then. Fuck you!" Shen Yatong, who had gone through some things, was indeed a little different when facing Wang Dabao, but soon, this difference was changed back to the original Shen Yatong by Wang Dabao.
"Shen Yatong, what you said is wrong. Why did Chu Xiaoxiao and Xiao Mengfei offend you? Besides, who said they were interested in me and insisted on being my girlfriend? Not to mention that I, Wang Dabao, am handsome, unrestrained and mighty. , but there are also a lot of people chasing me!" Wang Dabao said confidently.
"Go away, this is so disgusting. You are the only one who is handsome and handsome? I think you were just beaten stupid by those people. If you are itchy, I can provide you with some help!" Shen Yatong glared and raised his eyebrows. , suddenly sat up from the position of leaning on the chair, and said bitterly to Wang Dabao.
Wang Dabao naturally did not accept Shen Yatong's intimidation. What's more, if Wang Dabao faced Shen Yatong now, it would be hard to say who would win. At least in terms of speed and strength, Wang Dabao could steadily defeat Shen Yatong. Tong, that is, he lacks some fighting skills. However, Wang Dabao plans to find a place to study Qin Keyun's secret tricks in the next few days! By then, hey, facing Shen Yatong and Xiao Mengfei, he will still be the same. The enemy?
Especially looking at Shen Yatong, thinking of the black lace panties he saw after being knocked down when he first entered the apartment, Wang Dabao couldn't look at it whenever he wanted!
"Private service? I personally am very unwilling to accept this kind of service. Moreover, I now have a competent girlfriend like Chu Xiaoxiao, so, you know, I really don't have much inventory now!" I just returned the item. Wang Dabao, who told Shen Yatong that he had never touched Chu Xiaoxiao's body, was definitely a slap in the face. However, if Chu Xiaoxiao could use his hands or other tools to help him every time, Wang Dabao would probably be very happy. Gladly!
When Shen Yatong heard that Wang Dabao started to tease her, he smashed the high-heeled shoe in his hand without hesitation. However, the high-heeled shoe that seemed to be a hateful blow was actually not very powerful when it fell, but the strange feeling of the high-heeled shoe dropped. The shape is still based on Wang Dabao's two poor balls that were hit by the stick after his legs were split while he was driving...
"Ouch!!!" The strange sound of killing pigs came from the Desert Storm. It smelled so sad that it made the listener cry. Some people have vividly classified the pain level of egg pain, saying it is a mosquito bite. It is a first-level pain. When a mother gives birth, it is a level 12 pain, which is the highest level of pain. But it is said that when a man’s balls hurt, it is dozens or hundreds of times more painful than giving birth!
Wang Dabao was so painful that he was about to shed tears. How could he have thought that Shen Yatong would just start when he said he would? The tips of those weird-shaped high-heeled shoes squeezed his two balls hard from top to bottom.
Roaring, completely roaring, Wang Dabao was hit by Shen Yatong so hard that his eyes bulged, his mouth opened and closed like a fish out of the water, and his body was hunched like a shrimp. If it weren't for the steering wheel, Even Wang Dabao could get under the seat.
"Hey, what are you pretending to be? Do you think I'm that silly girl Chu Xiaoxiao? Will I ask you anxiously what's wrong, and then touch it for you to take advantage of me?" Shen Yatong threw away the culprit's penis. With her high heels, she poked Wang Dabao, who was still roaring with her mouth open. She was full of disbelief, because she didn't feel that her attack was heavy, and in the impression, the man's thing was on top when he was sitting. , he clearly hit Wang Dabao’s crotch.
Wang Dabao ignored Shen Yatong and continued to roar. His bulging eyes were closed tightly, and his entire face was deformed.
"You can't be serious, can you? Let me tell you, I, Shen Yatong, am a well-known expert in criminal investigation in the criminal police team. Just like Xiao Mengfei is a thief at a glance. I can see that you are pretending, so Stop pretending!" Shen Yatong poked at Wang Dabao again, wondering if Wang Dabao was pretending? Fortunately, the car was parked, otherwise Wang Dabao would have let go of the steering wheel and drove to the side of the road. Go into the ditch.
Shen Yatong looked at Wang Dabao as if he was not pretending, and was a little panicked. Thinking that he had accidentally smashed Wang Dabao into an old man with an egg? Oh, no, it was an old man with a stick? That was really terrible. Several pieces of first aid knowledge flashed through my mind, including those about amputated hands and feet, about ruptured arteries, etc., but there was nothing about this.
"Ssss!" Wang Dabao finally relieved his breath. This senseless disaster almost made Wang Dabao faint from the pain, because it is said that the human body will go into shock automatically after suffering unbearable pain. However, now Wang Dabao's Dan Sutra is on the fifth level. My mental strength has been greatly improved, so even though it was so painful that I almost fainted, I still didn't faint!
"I'm just telling you! You must be faking it!" Even though it was obvious that Wang Dabao was really in pain, Shen Yatong still said it hard!
Chapter completed!