Chapter 960: As long as you are willing to listen to my story

Chapter 960: As long as you are willing to listen to my story

Wang Dabao didn't care about all this. He was surfing the Internet on his global phone and found that the domestic Internet was filled with joy. Countless people even took to the streets to celebrate. It was like a festival in many places.

, the shopping mall even posted a discount notice. After learning that three warships of a certain country sank, and thousands of people survived, the whole country was excited, and the incident took place in a certain sea area!

Monkeys from the island country, you must be punished for being so evil! This is the voice of most people, and it also represents the will of the vast majority of the people. This night, many people were drunk, and those who drank a lot were drunk.

I drank all night long!

Some experts and scholars also started a long analysis, which was broadcast on major news channels. The one with the highest ratings was a general named Zhang Tiezui. It is said that everything he said was okay, eventually something happened. Everything he said was okay.

Something happened, but miraculously everything was fine in the end!

General Zhang said: "This time the island country has done many unjust things. It is a punishment and a retribution from God. Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't mix it with personal emotions, but as a soldier, I still want to say this.

You deserve it. That sea area has been the inherent territory of our country since ancient times. Counting back, it belongs to the Ryukyu Islands. The Ryukyu Kingdom belonged to our country at that time. It was only in modern times that it was separated from the embrace of the motherland. However, this does not mean

It means that people from the island nation can enjoy this beautiful and spectacular sea!”

"General Zhang, do you mean to say that this is our territory? If any country dares to get involved or have ideas, the military will not agree!" The host was obviously a novice and asked a lot of questions. General Zhang was immediately stunned.

He was speechless for a long time before he said: "You asked a good question. If you ask me to make a prediction, I think the island country will learn a more profound lesson after this failure. I believe they will definitely get involved in China Island in the future!"

"

The host blinked, somewhat admiring General Zhang's powerful interruption ability. The director's roar was already heard in the headset, why don't you ask some simple questions? If you ask such a profound question, aren't you going to cause trouble for General Zhang?

, you don’t want to mess around anymore, right?

Of course, this is just an interlude. As for whether General Zhang's incoherent prediction can be verified, uh... this still needs time to be verified, but what is certain is that if Wang Dabao solves the problem of those ninjas, Xiaobai will be on the way back.

If nothing happens, he probably won’t go to China Island again!

After flying for several hours, Wang Dabao was well fed. Xiaobai was really good at catching fish and birds, because as long as he slowed down and flew to the side of the birds, his huge body and body would become bigger.

The pressure will make those birds with surprisingly small brains faint. Then all you have to do is stand on Xiao Bai’s back and pick them up. As for the fish, it’s as if they were electrocuted.

Floating on the water at every turn!

So after Wang Dabao roasted hundreds of kilograms for Xiaobai, he couldn't eat it anymore. The taste was good, but he couldn't eat it all the time!

At this time, Qin Keyun got into her tent to rest, and Xiao Mengfei also went to take a beauty sleep. Only Wang Dabao and Shen Yatong were sitting on Xiao Bai's neck, with their legs hanging down, dangling, while talking

Talk and chat!

In front of Qin Keyun, Wang Dabao couldn't let go. Although she knew about his relationship with other women and was not around, that was another story. Wang Dabao took out a few fruits, like a strange uncle seducing a little loli. As if he was teasing Officer Shen!

"Baby, how many fruits do you think I have in my hand?" Wang Dabao bumped Shen Yatong with his shoulder and said in a low voice!

"Huh?" Shen Yatong turned his head and stared at Wang Dabao's hand. How many fruits could be hidden in one hand, but Shen Yatong would not guess that there was a huge space in Wang Dabao's hand. Storage ring, how could she guess it?

"Guess it, if you guess it right, I will give you all three fruits!" Wang Dabao said unwillingly!

"Puch! You've already told me, what else can I guess!" Shen Yatong immediately understood that Wang Dabao was trying to make her happy, and he also wanted to apologize for his bad attitude before! This man wants to save face, but in In some cases, it is also very tender! Shen Yatong added in his heart!

"Oh, really, how can I tell you? Then let me tell you another story!" Wang Dabao put three scarlet fruits into Shen Yatong's hands, conjured another one, and stuffed it into the other person's hand. On the edge of his lips, he waited for her to open her mouth to bite, and then he immediately took it away. The latter suddenly became unhappy. Wang Dabao put the fruit to his mouth, bit it with his teeth, and then kept teasing it with his eyes. Shen Yatong, the meaning is obvious, if you want to eat, you have to let me feed you!

The little scarlet fruit tastes really good. Not only is it sweet, but it can also replenish the energy in the body. Unfortunately, it can only replenish it but not absorb it. Wang Dabao has already eaten almost half of the fruit he picked from his ring, so he doesn't eat much at ordinary times. Taking it out, Shen Yatong has already eaten it, so he wants to eat it now!

Soon, she gave in, kissed Wang Dabao passionately, and successfully ate the fruit, but only half of it, and gave the other half to Wang Dabao, who couldn't stop chewing on his cheeks. Move and wink at the same time!

"Ahem, the story is about to begin. Well, this is a joke!" Wang Dabao said seriously: "Once upon a time, I don't know how long ago, in short, a long, long, long, long time ago, there were three little turtles. A big turtle, a medium turtle, and a small turtle. Well, are you sure you are listening to my joke?"

Shen Yatong leaned on Wang Dabao's shoulder, slowly closed his eyes, and his breathing became evener!

"Of course, listen again, otherwise what do you think?" Shen Yatong opened his eyes, angry that Wang Dabao ruined this warmth!

"Uh, okay, let me continue. What did I say? Oh, it's three little turtles!" Wang Dabao gently pushed Shen Yatong's head back onto his shoulder, and then continued: "This The three turtles were so bored one day that they were so bored that they counted their own hairs. Oh, the turtles have no hair on their heads, just like my little baby shoes. Their heads should be bald, so they behaved like they were counting their hairs. It's wrong, okay, okay, let me explain it to you! Well, these three turtles found it boring to count their hair, so they decided to go out to a coffee shop to drink coffee. Don't ask me why turtles drink coffee, I don't do that either. Know! "

"They walked and walked, and walked, and finally arrived at the coffee shop. They slapped a hundred turtle coins on the table in one breath, then ordered three cups of coffee and drank it slowly. But the weather was not good, and they were just about to drink coffee. , it’s cloudy outside! Logically speaking, turtles are not afraid of rain, but these three turtles are strange, they are afraid of being caught in the rain, so after making a decision, the big turtle commanded the little turtle and said, "Little boy, You go back and get our umbrellas. If you dare to say no, be careful of us bullying you! The little turtle had no choice but to agree aggrievedly. He just made a request. I can go back and get your umbrellas, but you don't. You can drink my coffee! If you drink my coffee, I won’t go!”

"When the big turtle and the middle turtle heard this, they immediately agreed to the little turtle's request. A cup of coffee would be all right! So the little turtle left, twisting his buttocks and staying on all fours! The other two turtles were waiting. After waiting and waiting for an unknown amount of time, the middle turtle looked at the big turtle and said, "Big turtle, I'm afraid the little turtle won't come back. Let's drink its coffee and then go home and count its hair!" The big turtle thought for a while and nodded in agreement. However, at this moment, he only heard an angry voice coming from the distance. If you dare to drink my coffee, I will not go back to get your umbrella! "Wang Dabao slapped his thigh and laughed. The joke was very, very funny!

"Hey, why don't you laugh?" Wang Dabao laughed for a while, looked at Shen Yatong who looked calm, and asked incomprehensively!

"You think it's funny?" Shen Yatong raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth, full of inquiry!

"Uh, isn't it funny?" Wang Dabao asked again!

"Actually, it's a little funny, but your joke is a little too cold!" Shen Yatong said seriously!

"Oh, that's not funny!" Wang Dabao was shocked. In fact, this story was really not funny, but he once saw a couple. The girl was not very good at telling jokes, but the boy was even less so. I don’t know how to tell, not even one. When two people are together, the girl will tell jokes to the boy all day long. They are all the same joke, that is, the story of the three little turtles. This joke is not what I heard it for the first time. It's funny, but every time a girl tells it, the boys laugh for a long time, as if this joke is really funny!

In fact, both girls and boys know that this joke is really not funny, but what is funny is the feeling between two people, that pure love, even if they are doing the most boring things in the world, It is also a kind of happiness. Even if you tell the same story every day and listen to the same story every day, it is also a unique kind of happiness. After all, there are not many people in this world who are willing to tell you this story, or maybe Other stories, after all, there are not too many people in this world who are willing to listen to a story that has no laughs and no meaning!

This is a small happiness. Wang Dabao was moved for a long time. Today he took the opportunity to tell it to Shen Yatong. The latter noticed Wang Dabao's loss and quickly laughed out loud. He really laughed. , instead of pretending!

"Will you tell me again in the future?" Shen Yatong asked softly.
Chapter completed!