Chapter 76: Your whole family is an alien!
Chapter 76 Your whole family is an alien!
The boss of Changzhuang Funeral Parlor, whose surname is Zhuo, has the single character "Open".
Zhuo Kai has small eyes and big ears, a round face and a square mouth. At first glance, he is not a roundabout person, and he is also cheerful by nature. After making a few harmless jokes with Lao Zhaotou and his group, he arranged them to The position is up.
Of course, Yin Hui did not tell Zhuo Kai everything about Zhang Xiuting, otherwise, his job would definitely be in jeopardy. Because from Zhuo Kai's tone, we can roughly know that he is a very superstitious person. If he is If you know that there are a group of fierce ghosts behind a few people, you will definitely become furious.
In the dressing room, Lao Zhao had his head crossed and his legs crossed, watching Yin Hui cleaning the foundation, putting the remaining Bodhi incense into the pipe, and spitting white circles in small mouths. Shen Feifei followed closely. Behind Tang Yan, she was touching this and looking at that, showing great interest.
At this moment, the mobile phone in her arms rang. Yin Hui frowned and hastily traced the last eyebrow line on the middle-aged man's body: "Okay, I have no problem here. Let's go to the corridor to call. Call me, Shen Feifei, come and practice your hands. Remember not to apply too much foundation to show your masculine side, otherwise you will become a girl." After saying that, he took off the plastic gloves on his hands and threw them to Shen. Feifei.
Wearing this glove that was more than twice as big as her own hand, Shen Feifei's face flushed, her eyes glowed green, and before Tang Yan could speak, she pounced towards the middle-aged uncle.
In the corridor, Yin Hui found a quiet place and looked at the caller ID. It turned out to be Ouyang Xue calling.
"You have something to do with me?" He couldn't help but frowned.
"Yin Hui, I discovered a secret." Ouyang Xue's voice was mysterious and exciting.
"Oh? What's wrong, you found out that you are an alien? Congratulations," Yin Hui said in cooperation, but there was no playful element in his face. It was better not to mess with this kind of tiger wearing a woman's skin. .
"You are the alien, and your whole family is an alien!"
Yin Hui blocked her ears, and when she heard the high-decibel noise, she knew that the policewoman on the other end was going crazy.
"Okay, I'm not in the mood to talk nonsense with you. Let me talk to you!" After a moment, Ouyang Xue's tone returned to the seriousness in public: "I discovered a file from ten years ago, and the place where the incident occurred is in your This funeral home.”
"Oh?" Yin Hui's interest was immediately aroused. He wanted to know whether the case Ouyang Xue mentioned was superimposed on the main film with Zhang Xiuting's incident.
"How about it, do you want to listen?"
"certainly!"
"Hehe, finally beg me!" Ouyang Xue smiled successfully and continued.
In fact, the reason why she wanted to tell Yin Hui about this matter to an unrelated person was a bit selfish. Because Yin Hui could help her clarify her thoughts and help her find many overlooked places. From the previous details, , you can see clearly.
But after Yin Hui listened to it completely, he simply said "hmm" and was about to hang up the phone. Yes, this matter is basically not much different from what Old Zhaotou told him.
"Hey, bastard, aren't you going to prepare, think, and express your opinion?" Ouyang Xue didn't hear what she wanted to hear for a long time, and now she was a little anxious.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I have such a stupid brain, how can I have any opinions..." Yin Hui was vague. The only thing he was worried about now was whether Shen Feifei, a little lolita, would go crazy and ruin the job. After all, the deceased is the most important person. If the family of the deceased is dissatisfied with the make-up process, the funeral home will definitely not be able to live with it, because this kind of thing is not a matter of seriousness in the work, but of respect for their loved ones. A matter of respect.
Strictly speaking, the undertaker is not allowed to move around when he is fully engaged in his work. It is said that this will cause the dissatisfaction of the 'good brothers', and it's okay for good ghosts. If you like to play pranks, hey, congratulations. , won the lottery...
"You...how can you have no opinion?" Ouyang Xue paused: "To be honest, although you are a bit bad, you are still very serious about your work. How about you come to work at our police station? I promise not to I want you to hold a gun and fight with the robbers. All you need to do is deal with the following documents and do something for me." Her voice sounded like a big bad wolf tempting a little sheep.
Yin Hui wiped her sweat and said, "I'm talking about beauty, do you think everyone in the world is the same as you?" After saying that, she quickly closed the call, feeling that it was not safe, and even the battery of her mobile phone was drained.
He really didn't want to talk nonsense with this big-breasted and brainless guy. He even dug corners at the funeral parlor. He really had a way of doing things.
Returning to the dressing room, I saw that the poor man whose life was taken away by liver cancer actually exuded energy again at the last moment of his life, with a peaceful expression, as if he was asleep.
Glancing at Shen Feifei, who was still unsatisfied, Yin Hui laughed dumbly. Well, this lolita was born to feed the dead.
Old Zhaotou is still thinking about light happiness and does nothing.
"Master..." Yin Hui called tentatively. He felt that the old man seemed quite comfortable, so much so that he fell asleep comfortably.
"Get out of the way!" Lao Zhao suddenly jumped up from the imperial chair with his tongue blazing, pushed Yin Hui aside, and grabbed Tang Yan and Shen Feifei's vests with lightning-like hands, pulling them back five or six steps.
"Master, what are you doing..." Everyone stared at Old Zhaotou in confusion, not knowing what he was up to.
But in the next second, the answer was revealed. Because the corpse that had just finished work suddenly sat up, and pinched the position where Tang Yan had just stood with both hands.
The two girls were immediately frightened and hugged each other, trembling. This is not their fault. Although Tang Yan has worked in the funeral parlor longer than Yin Hui, this is the first time that such a supernatural thing as corpse fraud has happened. Meeting. And for Shen Feifei, who had no experience, it was even more like a spark colliding with the earth.
Look at the middle-aged man again. After holding his hand empty, he rolled straight out of the bed. The wound that had just been sutured was torn open from the inside out, revealing two pink flaps of cortical tissue, some of which were even eroded by cancer cells. The organs and tissues flowed from the gap and splashed all over the floor. This fishy smell soon covered up the fresh air of Bodhi incense.
Yin Hui looked around, then found a pair of seemingly strong vise, and smashed the ventilation glass in two or two strokes.
The door has been blocked by the middle-aged uncle. He is fine, but there are two immature girls in the room. If he hurts them when he tries again, it will really outweigh the gain.
"Listen to me, get out first!" Yin Hui squatted down, supported Tang Yan with his shoulder, and sent her out of the window like a ladder. Shen Feifei still struggled, but Yin Hui gritted her teeth and kept doing it. , he threw her out with a strong force. He only heard an ouch in the corridor, and he didn't know if the little loli was injured.
"Master, how can you kill a chicken with a big knife? Let me try it? It can be regarded as the first battle after joining the army." Yin Hui pressed the knuckles of his right hand and glanced at Lao Zhaotou with a questioning look, eager to try.
"Okay!" Old Zhaotou smiled with his hands behind his hands and said in a relaxed and natural tone: "Okay. Old man, I just want to see how many things you have learned these days and whether you are lazy!"
Chapter completed!