160 Watch Me Write Kirito's One Hundred Ways to Die!
"Uh... is this your home?" Looking at the stone house in front of you, Kirito thought of the fairy tale "Three Little Pigs", the third brother made it with bricks to stop the big bad wolf
The strong house with the wind blowing, there is a plaque in front of the gate, with the words "Misty Rain Magic Shop" written on it. This house with a severely faded appearance makes Kirito suspect that only one visit is available.
A storm can bring his life to his end.
"That's right~ This is my home za☆ze!" As if he was proud of this house, Marisa spread his head with a wizard hat on his head and smiled vigorously. At this time, Kirito really wanted to ask.
Do your parents don't care about you?' In this case, he knew that the two of them met on the first day. It was really impolite to ask such a question, so Kirito could only be proud of the pride of Malisan
Respond with a dry smile.
OK, why did Kirito come to Marisa's house... just because he just told Marisa that as an outsider, he had no place to go yet, so he would also find a place nearby tonight to camp. Who knows
Just a very ordinary complaint, Marisa actually patted her chest with a look of "Give it all to me!", and actually brought Kirito to her doorstep. She said that she didn't know what a difference between men and women means?
Of course, Kirito didn't ask this question because he felt that even if he asked, Malisa's cheerful or stubborn personality, he would not notice the problem. Instead, he asked it in confusion.
Is it related to living with you?'If you think you are not common sense, you will definitely gossip about your neighbor next door when you are in his world.
Kirito's personality is not the kind of personality that he will only get one when he sees a beautiful girl. Although Marisa is indeed very cute among girls of the same age, compared to Asuna, the one on her body can easily infect anyone.
Her cheerful temperament makes her look cute. He thought that he would go to the "limits in the world" tomorrow to find a place to live, so he nodded and accepted Marisa's invitation to her house.
Stay for one night temporarily.
"The house is a little messy, hehe~" Marisa took off the wizard hat on her head and put it on her hand. Then she scratched her head but didn't look embarrassed at all and welcomed Kirito into her home. Kirito, and Kirito, took her head and face.
Looking at this messy house that was not much better than a doghouse in shock, he could not imagine that it was a house where girls lived.
Books, all kinds of miscellaneous items, clothes... In short, as long as the household items Kirito wants are available, they are all placed randomly. Kirito feels powerless to complain about this, while Marisa is not on the side.
Sorry, she scratched her head and smiled, then she raised her right hand and suggested, "It's too late now, let's have dinner, I'll come out and come back, wait for me, za☆ze
~”
After saying that, Marisa put on his wizard hat and walked out of the house to the forest. It seemed that he was going to pick the ingredients for dinner. Kirito then realized that time had already gone without realizing it. I believe that half of it will be
It would get dark in an hour. He felt that there was nothing to do, so he decided to do what he could for the girl who was willing to take him in for a night... For example, cleaning.
With this idea, Kirito came to the well behind the house to draw a bucket of water, then prepared the broom, mop and rag and started to act. He first dipped the rag and scattered it on the ground.
The dust stained on the books was wiped clean, and then, as if to improve work efficiency, the four metal chains on the hem of Kirito's light blue windbreaker moved like life.
Like two metal chain heads, one fixed with a book and the other was dipped in water to wipe the dust from the books. Kirito took less than five minutes to place the bookcase and books for the book.
After wiping them together, put all the books scattered on the ground in the first letters. Then, I picked up a broom and swept the dust together to solve it. When the door was gently opened.
Kirito, who thought Marisa was back, turned around and looked at it, but what caught his eye was a girl he didn't know.
"Why is it blonde again?" The pure white short-sleeved jacket with black edges and the blue decent one-piece dress was not shocked by the other party's fair skin and delicate skin like a doll.
The face is the shoulder-length blond hair! Is it because I have an indissoluble bond with the blond hair?? After coming to this strange place, the three girls Kirito met were all blonde, all blonde.
!Because it is very important, I have to say it twice...
"Man! Who are you guys??" Girl, do you have a generation gap with men?? Why do you have to show off a warning expression? Kirito believes that he defeated Dilumudo and got his tears mole
Later, she turned from a neutral baby face to a beautiful boy with feminine charm. Logically speaking, even a woman with male phobia will accept herself when she sees herself.
"I am the guest who invited me to stay for one night in the room." Kirito thought this explanation should be correct, but who knew that the beautiful blonde girl in front of her heard the explanation of his words,
His face changed drastically. At the beginning, the look that was just a warning at first instant turned into disgust like a borer, and there was a hint of disbelief.
"Uh... Did I say something wrong?" Kirito saw the expression on the doll blonde girl's face. He was sure that the other party was definitely ignoring the bad things, but Kirito didn't know Ari.
At this moment, Si's heart was like a giant hammer hitting her.
That I am the owner of this room and invited the guest to stay for one night = I just came to this room and stayed with the hostess here for one night = I just came here to have a night of love with the heroine of this room [beep]
Just a man = I am actually a cowherd = Mo Lisha is dissatisfied with desire and started to go out to find a man to satisfy him!
The above is the super imagination that Alice has used with her bad imagination. So in order to defend Marisa's chastity and solve the dirty cowherd in front of her, she pointed at Kirito without hesitation and showed shock.
The lustful figure roared loudly: "Shanghai for me! Get rid of this dirty cowherd for me!"
"How can I practice it!" Even Kirito, who is gentle in character and doesn't like to swear, could not help but feel ten thousand grass-mud horses galloping by, thinking of someone in a kimono he met during the Fifth Holy Grail War.
Beautiful Musaki, the other party used his own method to tear Kirito off his body when Kirito was unknown.
"Yaya!" shouted in a cute tone. Just as I was about to take out the Spartan sword to resist, several silk threads that were so transparent that it was difficult to observe with the naked eye extended out of Alice's hand, quickly
He tied Kirito's hands up, and then, under Kirito's gaze that was so shocked that he wanted to cry, a doll that was actually flying in the air rushed over with a mini knight spear.
'Cough' Kirito was speechless and could only watch the knight spear in the doll pulling a fatal wound on his neck, and blood also spurted out from the wound, which seemed to be blackened in Alice.
With a look like a gaze, Kirito's body gradually lost his strength and kneeled on the ground with a "pop" sound, and then he fell on the ground together and trembled like a convulsion and then disappeared.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! Alice, what are you doing??" Marisa, who came back with a bunch of mushrooms and fresh wild vegetables, saw the tragedy at home, all the ingredients in her arms fell on the ground.
, and she also held her head and screamed in the famous painting "Scream". Then, after Malisha was busy explaining, Alice finally knew the mistake she made in her impulse.
"What to do? Kirito is dead!" Alice seemed much calmer than Marisa's panicked posture, and said in a concise manner: "It's better for us to dig a hole nearby and bury him.
Anyway, even if Yakumo Zi knows about this kind of thing, she will not interfere with it. Moreover, Marisa, you won’t want a dead person to lie in your home!"
"This is really a bad plan." As soon as he said this, Alice immediately looked at Malisha with a shocked expression, and Malisha raised her hands and shook her chest quickly, and her head was also following her side.
Shaking the expression of 'this sentence was not what I said!', and then... In the astonishment of the two girls, blood on the ground flowed back to Kirito's body.
"Who am I provoking whom?" complained loudly, Kirito quickly climbed up from the ground with the healed wound on his neck, looking at Marisa and Alice. He found that the two girls' faces turned pale
,then……
Chapter completed!