Chapter 20 Ni Duan
Obviously, everything I was thinking was unnecessary at this moment, because I already felt a surge of heat coming from behind me. I made a quick decision and pulled out the Arabian machete, and turned around and slashed with the knife. Although I had never chopped anyone before, I had cut pork.
When cutting meat, pork skin is more difficult to cut, and fat meat is easier to cut. In addition, lean meat is not difficult to cut, but it has more fiber, so the cutting is not so clean and neat, and it always feels messy and untidy.
Although human flesh is not pork, even if it is an air-dried corpse, there should be some resistance. Even if the flesh is corroded, the bones should still be strong. But with this knife, it felt like I had cut half of it empty. If it hadn't been for the black shadow flashing in front of me.
, I really thought I missed it.
No matter what, I turned around and ran away as soon as I got the blow. After fighting everyone, I turned around and saw, Damn, it’s really evil, it’s that corpse.
"What's going on?" I asked them.
"You are so awesome!" They answered the question incorrectly.
"Fuck, be serious, what's going on?" I asked again.
"When you turned to face us just now, we stood up when we saw the corpse, then moved towards you, and you killed it so awesomely..." Mao'er said.
"How did the corpse stand up?" I just stared at it for a long time and didn't respond.
"I also find it strange. It's not like normal people get up with their upper body first, and then their lower body. It's like a zombie, standing straight up, and moving in a jumping and jumping posture." Brother Peng's observation is obviously more serious.
Be careful.
"He won't get up again, will he?" Nabuqi asked nervously.
"It's okay, I'll go and make two more stabs." Although the stab just now was an unintentional act in desperation, it also made me understand that this was not a so-called zombie. It is often shown on TV that zombies are invulnerable, and with my skills
, dying ten times is enough.
I went up and chopped it up randomly without saying a word. Damn it, I couldn’t do anything even after the awesome ghost was chopped into minced meat.
"When did you become so cruel?" Mao'er asked in confusion.
"Yes, yes, I think you are gentle and gentle, but you are still very capable at critical moments!" Everyone said in unison.
"I can't help it. I forced it, so you don't give me any strength." I smiled.
But joking aside, this situation is very abnormal. First Hesha disappeared, then this body appeared, and now there may be a ghost in the process of handling the body. It's so weird, we have to get out quickly.
"I said, which of you still has child urine?" I asked them?
"Oh, disgusting, what are you doing?" Nabuqi said embarrassedly.
"It was said on TV that children's urine can ward off evil spirits and that demons and monsters are afraid of them. I'm not trying to defend myself," I explained.
"Don't you have one?" Cat asked.
"I do have some, but not much. I can definitely use it by myself. I don't care whether you live or die, right?"
In the past, everyone said that they were as pure as jade, but now, the truth is about to be revealed.
Brother Peng was undoubtedly eliminated first. It was obvious that he was a wolf in sheep's clothing and had somehow stained the innocence of several girls. He was still a fucking professor, let's call him a beast.
Not to mention the gourd, just look at his rotten belly and you will know that he often goes out to socialize. It goes without saying that drinking and sex do not separate the family.
I know cats. Where in the world are there not cats that steal fish?
I guess Lao Ma and Jin Dou'er are more reliable.
But Lao Ma lowered his head in shame and said, "More than a year ago, I was still a virgin."
"Holy shit!" I was deeply shocked by the news. He looked loyal but was actually treacherous. People cannot be judged by their appearance. Lao Ma looked honest and honest, but when he got things done, he was unexpectedly unpredictable. It was really unbelievable.
Know who I am keeping this chastity for.
After counting around, there were only two people, Jin Dou'er and me. Damn it, girls nowadays really have no concept of chastity. Jin Dou'er was unexpectedly pure. She actually asked me quietly when getting ready: "Have you ever masturbated?"
Is he considered a virgin?"
Men like this are really rare these days.
The amount of child urine for two people is obviously not much, but I still poured out a little bit on the minced corpse so that you can get up and scare people again.
At this time, other people also had the courage to come over and have a look. Obviously, my previous imposing manner had given them enough encouragement. As long as you are brave, you don’t have to be afraid of any monsters. Chairman Mao once said that all reactionaries are paper tigers.
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"Ye Fei, something's not right." Brother Peng said doubtfully.
"What's wrong? Did you find anything?" I asked.
"This corpse doesn't look like the one we burned just now." Brother Peng said in a low voice.
"You mean? The body is still there?" After saying this, I glanced over at the fire.
The flames were still jumping, but there was nothing in the fire. It looked like the pair of debris that I had chopped down.
"That shouldn't be the case. Look, there's nothing in the fire!" I said.
"No, you chopped off the hand of this corpse before. How did you feel? Is it any different from when you chopped it off just now?" Brother Peng asked.
"It's different? It's just that when I cut my hand, the bones felt so hard that I had to start from the wrist. When I cut it just now, it felt like there were no bones." I answered.
"It's like there are no bones..." Brother Peng murmured to himself.
"Ah~~~" Nabuqi shouted loudly again.
"What's wrong?" I asked loudly.
Everyone was completely stunned this time, because they saw a skeleton, grabbing Nabuqi's feet with his hands and dragging him backwards. I think I could see clearly, the other side of the skeleton.
One hand is disconnected from the wrist.
"Damn it, the lonely ghosts are also playing with the golden cicada's shell!" I spat and cursed: "You are all dead people, hurry up and bring Nabuqi back."
After I yelled out, they tremblingly pulled Nabuqi away. But it was obvious that the skeleton was very strong, and the four of them were still dragged away even though they had to use all their strength.
"Look at you useless people." I cursed bitterly.
"Ye Fei, do you see something fishy?" Brother Peng asked from the side.
"Well, I can see that they are all scared and can't use any strength." I said.
"I still have to rely on you." Brother Peng cast a trusting look.
"Holy shit, you guys are really a bunch of good buddies, you always let me do the most dangerous things." After thinking about it, I just pretend to be brave now. In the past few years, I didn't even dare to watch horror movies at night.
It's a good time to sleep alone. I chopped off the little devil's head with a big knife. He is really a devil.
I walked quickly to Nabuqi, swung my sword, and cut off the other hand of the skeleton. Then I dismembered the remaining skeleton frame in three, five, and two strokes. Damn it, this kind of
I really don’t want to experience this scene a second time.
"Thankfully you are still a bunch of men, you are rich and powerful, you are so fucking worthless. Did you see, it's that simple." I stepped on the skull's head to show off.
Everyone raised their thumbs and praised: "Ye Fei, you are really awesome."
I conveniently poured some more children's urine on the skeleton, and then comforted Nabuqi: "Don't be afraid, this is just a lonely monster with no ability. Look at me, I can get it done in just a few strokes."
Nabuqi stammered: "It turns out there are really ghosts in the world."
"It's not that there is really a ghost, but there is a ghost in the heart. Someone is deliberately trying to mess with us." Brother Peng said so shockingly that he didn't notice when he ran to the skeleton.
"What do you mean by that?" I asked.
"This is not a horror movie. The skeleton will never move on its own. Although science cannot explain many things, it is still much more reliable than the theory of gods and ghosts." Brother Peng explained.
"Then use science to explain why the corpse moved and how the skeleton grabbed Nabuqi and dragged her back. Tell those cowards and save them from being surprised," I said.
"The stories about gods and ghosts in the world are all made up by people, and the scenes we just saw were also staged by people. I don't know why you want to scare us like this, but if you come and take a look, you will know." Peng
Brother pointed to the skeleton on the ground.
I trotted over and looked at the ground. Although it was not very obvious, there were many fine scratch marks. In other words, the skeleton did not use force just now, but someone was pulling behind it?
But how did the skeleton catch Nabuqi? I asked Brother Peng with his eyes, and Brother Peng motioned for me not to ask.
Hulu and the others all ran over and looked at the skeleton: "Damn, it turns out someone is pretending to be a ghost. Who is it?"
"I don't know, but now you can rest assured that you can have a good sleep tonight." Brother Peng said.
"It's okay to sleep, but in case there are other accidents, we have to take turns to stay on duty at night. Brother Peng and I will be on duty first, followed by Gourd and Jin Dou'er, then Lao Ma and Mao'er." I arranged: "Sleep.
It’s time to get closer to the fire.”
Everyone was in a good mood at the moment, and they joked with each other and went back to sleep. I asked Brother Peng: "Did you make these marks intentionally?"
"Yes, if they were not in the state they were in just now, they would not be able to rest well, and sooner or later they would be scared to death." Brother Peng said seriously.
"Then do you think there are really ghosts in this world?" In fact, I am also very scared, but there must be someone who can catch up.
"I don't know either, but I feel that 90% of it is man-made. What do you think of Nabuqi?" Brother Peng asked.
"Are you doubting her?"
"No, I just feel weird."
"I think you're about to give Conan a run for his money."
"Actually, I like Sherlock Holmes."
I laughed out loud, and it was indeed a coincidence. I have lived for so many years without seeing a ghost, but it was such a coincidence tonight that so many things happened, and just in time for Hesha to leave us behind. It’s really your Hesha, isn’t it?
Chapter completed!