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Chapter 473 It’s hard to lead this generation of adults



Yao Liyue stood motionless in the middle of the living room, while the Su family was having a heated discussion about what she should eat and whether she should eat or not.

Su Bao was confused in the end, so did Auntie eat or not?

If she had food, who had given her food all these years?

If I didn't eat... my stomach must have been so hungry that it was stuck together after so many years...

Pitiful.

Su Bao looked at Yao Ligyue, his mouth flat with tears in his eyes.

She ran to the restaurant, picked up a chicken leg, ran back, and raised it high with her feet high: "Auntie, eat it!"

Yao Liyue turned her neck stiffly and stared down at the chicken legs in front of her, but made no move.

Su Bao put the chicken legs into her hands and ran to the restaurant to get a bun: "Auntie, eat! Eat quickly~"

Yao Ligyue turned her head stiffly and continued to stare at Su Hewen blankly.

The chicken drumstick in her hand fell out with a clatter.

Su Yichen sat silently in the corner of the sofa, unable to see any resemblance between this woman and that person back then.

Even his impressive eyes were now as dull as a zombie.

"Let's wash her first, Mother Wu." Su Yichen said aloud.

At this time, something unexpected happened!

Yao Liyue was facing Su Yichen with her back turned. When she heard his voice, her head suddenly clicked and turned 180 degrees??!

Bada...

There was a crisp sound, and the thing in Mrs. Su's hand fell to the ground, almost giving her a heart attack.

Xiao Wu was so frightened that he flew up: "Help! Jue Juezi!"

Is this how Jue Juezi is used...

Even Mr. Su, who had been watching with a frown, stood up in fright and hurried to help Mrs. Su.

Mrs. Su was so shocked that she stammered: "You...you, you..."

Although Yao Liyue was rescued by Su Hewen, Su Hewen and Su Bao last night, the three children had only seen her straighten up with a cry, but they had never seen her twist her neck 180 degrees!

Su He asked: "F*ck... can a person's neck be twisted 180 degrees??"

He's going to die, right? Even if he doesn't die, he will be paralyzed!

Mu Guifan narrowed his eyes and stared at Yao Liyue.

Her neck did not twist 180 degrees, but her waist and neck twisted together, that is to say, she turned her neck while turning around, and her lower body did not move.

There is a process for people to twist their neck and waist. She reached the position with a snap, so fast that the 'shawl' on her shoulders did not move...it looked like she had turned her head 180 degrees.

Theoretically, anyone with good resilience can do it, just like the magic trick of falling heads also relies on visual misalignment.

It's just that Yao Ligyue is even weirder.

Not human, not ghost, not zombie.

Who is she?

It took Su Bao a while to find his voice: "Li... that's awesome, auntie is super awesome!"

He no longer has the ability to straighten up with a roar, but he has the ability to twist his neck 180 degrees with a click.

So convenient.

For example, when talking to the classmates behind you in class, you don’t have to turn around. You can just turn your face to the back and whisper. (Tablemate: Thank you...)

Another example is waiting in line to sell pancakes, and someone steals something behind you... You can also turn your face to the back and catch the thief on the spot. (Thief: scared to death on the spot)

Su Bao's eyes are bright and he really wants to have this skill.

At this time, Yao Liyue was still staring at Su Yichen, confusion appearing in his eyes.

Su Yichen calmed down from the shock and said again: "First... go wash up and change clothes."

He also saw that Yao Liyue's neck was not twisted 180 degrees, but his clothes were a little stiff.

It's the illusion that people move and don't move their clothes... So it's better to change into normal clothes quickly, lest the old lady be scared to death.

Wu's mother turned pale with fright and said with fear: "Mr. Su...I, I don't dare."

For a time, the small problem of taking a bath put everyone in trouble.

In the end, there was nothing he could do, so Su Bao put an 'obedience charm' on Yao Liyue and asked her to take a bath by herself as instructed.

In a guest room on the third floor, Su Bao sat on the edge of the bed and waited patiently.

Ji Chang crossed his arms and floated to the side, saying: "Yao Liyue is not suitable to live in the Su family. Although these words are cruel, she..."

Just as he said this, the door clicked open, and a wet Yao Linyue walked out.

There were only a few pieces of clothing left on her body, and she didn't know if she didn't know how to take off her clothes just now, so she forced herself to do it.

My body is clean, but there are still bubbles on my head.

"Damn!" Ji Chang quickly turned around and said, "Master didn't see anything, he really didn't see anything."

Su Bao: "Master, you don't need to explain! I didn't see it either."

Ji Chang: "..."

Su Bao jumped out of bed and ran over, leading Yao Liyue to the bathroom.

"Auntie, that's not how you take a bath. You have to take off your clothes to take a bath!"

The little man was very worried. After entering the bathroom, Ji Chang, who was outside, only heard her tireless instructions: "First take off your clothes, clothes..."

After a while, there was a click... the sound of the fabric being torn.

Ji Chang: "..."

Su Bao seemed stunned, and then said: "Auntie, this is not how you take off your clothes..."

Hiss...

"Forget it, auntie, just lie down in the bathtub..."

Plop.

In the bathroom, Yao Liyue followed the instructions and lay upright in the bathtub.

The Su family's place is large, and the guest room is also equipped with a bathtub. The water in the bathtub was filled by Su Hewen himself before Yao Lingyue came up just now.

Warm bubble bath.

As soon as Yao Liyue lay down like this, the foam soon covered her and her face disappeared.

Su Bao quickly grabbed her hair and lifted her up.

"Auntie, you have to bend down a little, so... you won't move, that's it!"

Yao Liyue sat in the bathtub, and the water was right up to her chest.

Su Bao exhaled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

It’s really hard to lead this generation of adults!

The little guy ran to the side very busy, took the shower head, and ran over again. He also took a foaming agent, squeezed a bunch of shampoo directly on Yao Ling's head, and then rubbed and rubbed.

The bathroom was soon filled with bubbles, and Yao Liyue's face was covered with bubbles, but her eyes remained unblinking.

She can't feel everything that normal people can feel, including pain...

After washing for a while, Su Bao turned on the shower to the maximum and showered for an unknown amount of time. The bathroom was filled with mist, and he couldn't even see the other person's face.

Su Bao then put down the shower, ran outside to get a bathrobe, climbed up on the stool and covered Yao Ligyue with the bathrobe, wrapping her tightly.

Ji Chang waited for about an hour.

Only then did I see Su Bao leading the rice dumpling Yao Lingyue out.

Su Bao placed the clothes Mrs. Su had prepared beside the bed and put a new charm on her.

"This is called a traction talisman. How do I get dressed later? How do you get dressed?" Su Bao said, turning his back and waving to Ji Chang: "Master, get out quickly!"

Ji Chang: "Ah...oh, okay."

The little guy was so serious that he was stunned. He really looked like a little adult taking care of a baby. It was so cute.

In the room, Su Bao turned his back to Yao Ligyue and said: "First, pick up a piece of clothing~"

She held up her clothes.

Yao Lingyue behind him was like a marionette, holding up his clothes.

Su Bao: "Phew~ The trap is in!"

Yao Liyue: Phew, it’s in.

Su Bao: "Pick up the pants again, do this again, hey...! The pants are put on!"

Yao Liyue picked up the pants, doing this and that, hey... put them on.

Su Bao couldn't wait to turn around and look, but Yao Liyue also turned around.

The little guy couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle. He waved his little finger and took off the traction charm. He looked at his results with satisfaction and didn't feel there was anything wrong at all!

She just led her aunt out...
Chapter completed!
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