Chapter 55 New ways to play chess
Zhou Mosheng was afraid that Dahu would come up with some weird punishment, so he took the initiative to suggest: "Why don't you drink a bar? Whoever loses drinks." After all, he thought that he had a strong drinking capacity, so he would not drink in this small fight.
Not drunk.
Unexpectedly, Dahu sent an ambiguous wink: "You want me to drink? Zhou Lang, you are really bad."
Zhou Mo knew he had made a mistake and said hurriedly: "How about we change it to another one?"
"I don't want to change it, I agree." Dahu said, "I like drinking. Especially the honey wine that Zhou Lang brought from Shu. It's sweet and delicious."
After saying that, he brought out a large jar from a wooden box. It was the honey wine that Zhou Mo gave to Sun Quan.
Zhou Mo thought to himself: "Good guy, does this count as collecting idol peripherals?"
The three of them sat in a circle and started a chess game.
After competing for more than twenty times in a row, Zhou Mo lost wildly. He was already at a disadvantage according to the rules and had bad luck, so it was not surprising that he lost most of the time.
Dahu and Xiaohu picked up the wine cup and poured it into his mouth one by one. Dahu sometimes poured the wine too hard, causing Zhou Mo to choke and cough, which made the two princesses laugh and dance with joy.
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But it is a game of luck after all, and Big Tiger and Little Tiger occasionally lose. They seldom drink alcohol on weekdays. Although each of them only drank three to five drinks, their pretty faces were already as red as a rosy cloud, and their eyes gradually became blurred.
"It turns out that these two little girls have such bad drinking abilities." Zhou Mo thought to himself, "It seems that I have to work harder. As long as I get Dahu drunk, I can wait for an opportunity to escape. As long as I can run outside the princess palace, even if I am caught by the guards,
, let’s just say that he was drunk and wandering around, and he accidentally broke in. No matter how shameless Sun Quan is, he still has to be careful, so as not to cause too much trouble.”
Thinking of this, Zhou Mo kept urging, wanting to speed up the pace of the game.
Not long after, Dahu lost the game. She picked up a glass of wine, followed Zhou Mo's example, raised her neck, and drank directly.
When Zhou Mo saw this, he knew that she didn't know how to drink at all. It would be easiest to get drunk if she drank like this. What she needed now was to add fuel to the fire, so she high-fived loudly and said, "The princess has a good drinker, and she is not inferior to other women. I admire you."
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Dahu was very happy to receive the approval of his sweetheart, with a smile as bright as a flower.
Then, perhaps due to God's arrangement, Dahu lost another round in a row.
I saw her pick up a glass of wine again, but only drank half of it, and she couldn't drink the remaining half.
"No, no, I can't drink anymore. This wine is too strong and I can't stand it anymore."
Zhou Mo saw that Dahu still had sense and was unwilling to continue drinking. If he gave up now, all his previous efforts would be wasted, so he said: "At least finish this cup first. Princess, you can't cheat."
But Dahu said: "No, no, no. I really can't take a sip." She saw an idea and smiled: "Let's do this, let's change the punishment method. You must like it, Zhou Lang."
After saying that, he stood up unsteadily and took out a wooden ruler from the dressing table.
"When I was a child, I didn't like to learn the etiquette in the palace. I always wanted to run out of the palace to play. I was disobedient and stubborn. My mother was angry. Every time she punished me, she would hit my palm with a ruler. Now that I have grown up, my mother
It’s been many years since I was hit with a ruler.”
"Whoever loses among us, let's take the blame." Dahu said with a drunken face and laughed.
Xiaohu said anxiously: "Ah! Sister, my palms hurt so much. Can I stop playing?"
The big tiger lightly hit the little tiger with a ruler and said: "No. You must play with your sister."
After saying that, she handed the ruler to Zhou Mo. Seeing that Zhou Mo's hands were still tied, she picked up the knife, untied one of his arms, and forced the ruler into Zhou Mo's hand.
Then he stretched out his hand and said: "I just lost, you hit me three times first."
She glanced at Zhou Mo again and called out softly: "I'm afraid of the pain, I beg Zhou Lang to give me a gentler blow."
Zhou Mo's heart skipped a beat at this call, and he almost lost his concentration. He couldn't help but cursed in his heart: "Grandma, you, the Princess of Soochow, are so good at playing. Even the nightclub princess can't play like you."
Seeing that the half cup of wine left by Dahu was still there, he picked it up and said: "Princess, I will feed you this half cup of wine. After drinking this wine, we can play whatever we like.
Listen to you."
Dahu was still a little hesitant at first, but when he saw Zhou Mo feeding her wine with his own hands, his heart skipped a beat and he opened his small mouth. Zhou Mo didn't dare to wait any longer, so he took advantage of the strength of the wine and poured it in in one breath.
Big tiger's mouth.
Dahu's head was shaking, and he finally said, I can't do it anymore. After that, he lay down on the ground, unconscious.
Zhou Mo picked up the big tiger, put it gently on the bed and covered it with a quilt, and said to the little tiger: "Little princess, you are a good girl who knows the importance of things. This is the forbidden area of the harem. I am a man and a foreign envoy.
If it is discovered, the consequences will be really disastrous."
"Without further delay, I'm leaving soon. Please don't spread today's events, understand?"
Xiaohu nodded and said: "I understand. It's just that the clothes you wear are too eye-catching, and it's not easy to go out."
Zhou Mo looked down and saw that his legs were bare, wearing only a short jacket and a crotchless trousers. To put it bluntly, it was just the underwear he wore when sleeping, not even a plain robe.
Xiaohu said again: "Don't worry, Mr. Zhou, I have an idea. I'll find some clothes for you."
Zhou Mo asked: "How can this princess boudoir have clothes suitable for me?"
After Xiaohu finished speaking, he crawled under the bed. There was a hidden compartment inside. He opened it and rummaged around inside.
Not long after, a complete set of men's robes came out.
It's just that the style of the clothes is very unpleasant to Zhou Mo, but it still has a vague feeling of familiarity.
Xiao Hu said: "This is the costume of my eunuch in the Wu Palace. My sister has thought carefully and prepared a set here for emergencies."
"If things are urgent, you should not pay too much attention to it. Zhou Lang, please excuse me and change it quickly. It will be much more convenient for you to put on these clothes and I will take you out. No one will dare to ask more questions."
Zhou Mo no longer hesitated and quickly put on his clothes. Not to mention they fit him perfectly, they seemed to have been cut specifically to fit his figure.
While Zhou Mo was changing clothes, Xiaohu simply cleaned up the mess on the ground. Then Xiaohu led the way, and Zhou Mo followed behind with his head lowered, all the way towards the palace gate.
On the way, they met many patrolling guards. When they saw that it was the princess and a eunuch, they all just bowed and left without doubting Zhou Mo's identity.
With no danger, the two of them passed through the palace gate and arrived at the outskirts of the palace. This place is still in the Wu Palace, but it is no longer a restricted area of the harem. Many government agencies such as the Chancellor's Stand and the Censor's Stand are located here, where officials come and go.
Frequent, so walking here is basically safe.
Chapter completed!