Chapter 11 The Dream of a Manhole Cover
Li Shen squatted down, looked at the mud-covered manhole cover, and asked:
"Did you just remind me to dodge?"
"Of course, can you have eyes behind your back and rely on your own ability to flash over it?"
This manhole cover is so violent.
Regarding the incident where it said that it had stepped on it, Li Shen thought for a while before remembering that it was indeed true. At that time, he was anxious to dig flowers and didn't even see who it was stepping on.
As a result, I stepped on a talking manhole cover.
"Why don't you thank me? You forced me to fly and hit you, right?"
Although I don't believe it can really move, Li Shen still sincerely thanked me, after all, it has helped me.
But this manhole cover is very violent.
Li Shen thanked him less than half a second, and the manhole cover continued:
"I'm still apologizing, hurry up, don't force me, I have at least eighty kilograms."
Li Shen's mouth twitched, and he sincerely apologized.
After hearing the manhole cover, my tone was a little calmer.
"Boy, don't blame me for being irritable. If you are put here and people step on you every day, your face may not look good, right?"
"Really."
Li Shen's dissatisfaction that had just accumulated in his heart was easily dispersed by a sentence from the manhole cover. He thanked it several times and turned around to leave.
"Wait a minute, do you guys have no expression after listening to my miserable life?"
Li Shen looked at its "big flowery face", as if he understood something, asked:
"I'll help you with mud tomorrow?"
"What do you want? Our ability to chat means that we have a good fate and can make a deal."
"If you help me fulfill my dream, I will tell you a secret of the world."
Here comes the familiar process.
Li Shen suddenly appeared inspiration and asked hesitantly:
"You don't want me to steal you home, are you?"
"Of course not, what did you think."
"Although I hate others stepping on me, whose dream is such a thing that cannot be used as a prestigious thing?"
Yes, yes, that's right, perfectly said what Li Shen wanted to say to the "lustful pen".
Since the dream of manhole cover was taken to the table, this aroused his curiosity.
"What is your dream?"
No matter how many times this sentence is said, it makes Li Shen feel so ashamed.
"I want the three of you to stop on me for five minutes."
“..."
Li Shenman had a question mark on his head and didn't say anything for a long time.
Is this the dream of coming to the stage? It sounds worse than a "lustful pen". People are still pursuing true love.
And don’t you hate others stepping on it?
The more you think about it, the more you become, there are suspicious things.
Could it be that this manhole cover wants...
Li Shen showed a serious expression, made a quick decision, kicked the manhole cover, making a dull "bang" sound.
However, the manhole cover has not moved at all, and there is no sign of collapse on the surrounding ground.
It seems that this friend does not want to revenge on human stampede behavior and pull people into the sewer.
"What are you doing?"
“My feet are itchy.”
...
"In short, these three people should have the posture of sinking fish and falling geese, beauties and jade-like colors, and..."
"Hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking yet, boy..."
"Brother, don't leave, brother!"
Li Shen walked home without looking back.
Stay there when you are cool, and you want a beautiful girl again. How can these things that can speak so obscenely?
...
When Li Shen left, a girl wearing a Taekwondo uniform and combed her high ponytail walked out from the other side.
It's Zhou Yidan.
Just now, she kicked the man with a buzzhead and was about to walk out of the school gate. Suddenly she noticed a faint fluctuation of spiritual energy, so she walked back quietly, leaning against the wall of the building, watching the group of boys having fun chatting.
There is a boy who is not wearing a Taekwondo uniform. His eyes are as good as a torch, his appearance is heroic, but he has a little sick look. Zhou Yidan remembers that he met on the playground.
Zhou Yidan frowned when he saw the sick boy avoiding the sneak attack behind him without any warning.
If she wants to do the same thing, she must inspire a lot of spiritual energy, judge the source of the attack through the abnormal movement of spiritual energy, and complete the evasion.
Or use investigation type talisman paper.
You can also use special functions of magic weapons.
But you must never dodge like a sick boy, who is completely unprepared and suddenly dodges, as if you have received a reminder from others.
Zhou Yidan has a sensitive hearing. With the distance between her and those boys, she can easily incorporate all the sounds into her ears, and there is no possibility of missing hearing.
She suspected that the faint fluctuation of spiritual energy was caused by this sick boy.
After observing for a while, the boys gradually dissipated, and the spiritual fluctuations did not appear again. Zhou Yidan hesitated whether to leave, but the boy actually squatted down and began to talk to himself.
The first sentence is "I'm sorry" and the second sentence is "Thank you", and there is also "What is your dream?", which is incomprehensible.
After talking to himself, he lifted his legs and gritted his teeth and kicked the manhole cover hard. The movement was too big, and a piece of white paper fell on his body.
After a few seconds, he turned around and left for some reason, with a resolute expression.
Too strange.
Zhou Yidan walked to the position where the sick boy had just stood. There was nothing here, there was only an ordinary manhole cover, and he would definitely not talk to the manhole cover.
She didn't look at it anymore, bent down and picked up the white paper left by the sick boy, and stepped on the manhole cover with her feet.
Open the fold and glanced at it. Zhou Yidan looked angry.
It turned out to be his cousin Lin Lu.
This man was delusional, and he even sketched when he met him!
The more you think about it, the harder your fists will be.
Just as I was about to tear off the portrait, I have to say that the paintings were quite exquisite and beautiful, not far from my cousin's real person.
Zhou Yidan looked at her cousin in the painting, thought for a while, folded the sketch in half, and put it into the lining of her clothes.
Five minutes later, she also stepped on the manhole cover and left with great strides.
Leave only the manhole cover there and shout happily.
Unfortunately no one can hear it.
...
The next morning, Li Shen woke up refreshed.
I haven't had such a sweet sleep in a long time.
I don’t know if it was the blessing of the flower or the effect of drinking the pot of “lava” soup.
It happened that the doorbell was ringing outside the door.
The repairman brought tools and glass to reinstall the kitchen windows and doors.
"I brought you two pieces of reinforced tempered glass, which are left over when the community is equipped uniformly. The windows are not equipped with simple tempered glass, and the price is the same as you."
Li Shen nodded. In fact, even if the price is different, he thought it would be better to install reinforcement.
Judging from his experience in just a few days now, it may not be possible to encounter any outrageous things in the future.
The stronger the better.
Two hours later, the windows and doors were installed, and the maintenance master said some precautions, such as not pulling, not hitting, waiting for the hot melt adhesive to naturally evaporate moisture, etc.
"The most important thing is, don't break the glass anymore, it's too dangerous."
Li Shen nodded seriously. The glass fragments were indeed dangerous. His back still hurts.
Because drinking medicine soup was too uncomfortable, I lay on the ground and was stabbed by a bowl.
In fact, this reminder is also a lot. The glass just installed is so easy to break.
Chapter completed!