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Chapter 19 Rude words

 The Queen Mother was not angry because of Song Tianlin's malicious eyes. Instead, she showed a hint of doting and waved her hand slightly, asking him to take a step forward.

Song Tianlin was originally worried that his previous rude behavior would displease the old lady, but it seemed that the opposite was true?

No way, how could I, a young eunuch, be treated so politely by the old lady?

He stepped forward cautiously and stopped five feet in front of the two of them.

The Queen Mother looked at him kindly and cordially, nodded slightly, with a smile on her face. Freya turned back, looked into the distance, and ignored him.

When the Queen Mother said this, there was a trace of memory on her face, as if she was recalling the past.

A piece of cake? Who is she?

It seems that the relationship between them is not simple, otherwise, she would not be so excited.

According to Song Tianlin's speculation, the name of this pastry should be "Xuanyuan Pastry".

I just don’t know whether this guy is a husband or a child.

Moreover, this 'fairy sister' finally looked at me with admiration and seemed to be attracted to me.

There's a show!

I must go in and out of Ci'an Palace frequently in the future to make the old lady like me, and then I can catch up with this little fairy!

Soon, a perfect plan took shape in his mind.

"Sit down."

The Queen Mother was very happy, and her wrinkled cheeks trembled when she smiled.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Song Tianlin stood up from his seat, as if he had received a great favor.

"Song Tianlin, I don't know what means you used to win His Majesty's favor. You don't know that he was full of praise for you in front of me. You are really capable."

When Song Tianlin heard this, he was immediately startled: "I'm so open-minded and stupid. The Queen Mother has given me a compliment. I'm really flattered."

When the woman heard this, she curled her lips in disdain.

Hey, what the hell is this little girl doing? I'm being modest, can't you see?

Song Tianlin didn't understand why he offended this woman.

The old lady laughed and said, "You are really good at talking. I once heard the emperor say that you have great literary talent and are good at writing poems. Is this true?"

Song Tianlin immediately said humbly: "Your Majesty is making ridiculous compliments. I am just deceiving myself and others. I am a humble person who really can't stand on the stage."

When the woman heard this, she smiled disdainfully.

Oh, you bitch, do you think you don’t like me and want to cause trouble for me?

Moreover, old lady, can't you discipline this little girl? There are no rules at all. She is simply lawless.

Song Tianlin was so angry that he didn't understand how he had offended this girl.

"Don't feel inferior. The Aijia didn't ask you to come here to settle accounts with you." Old Mrs. Bai remained gentle. "In a few days, it will be the Aijia's eighty-eighth birthday. If you can say a word, please do it for me."

I’ll make a sentence.”

Song Tianlin looked confused and confused.

So, the old man called him here just because of a poem?

Real or fake?

If this is the case, how could he have such a big Zhou Zhang? He can definitely issue an imperial edict.

He was so scared that he trembled and thought he was going to be beheaded.

"With my limited knowledge, I am afraid that it will be difficult for me to take on this important task. Moreover, the poems written in a hurry will inevitably have omissions and will not be satisfactory. Please take back the order!

Song Tianlin had no education to begin with, so grandma asked him to write a poem on the spur of the moment. Wouldn't it make it very difficult for him?

"Don't! Give you seven steps to write a poem immediately! Otherwise, you are disobeying the holy will, and I will put you in jail and torture you severely!"

Before the old woman could answer, the young woman standing behind her was the first to speak!

Song Tianlin stared at her dumbfounded, a little at a loss.

Damn it, who is this woman? She can actually make the decision even for the Queen Mother? This is too crazy.

Hey, grandma, do you really don’t want to take care of it? This is an offense to your superiors, isn’t it too much?

Unexpectedly, the old man remained motionless, with a calm expression: "Seven steps are enough. Song Tianlin, I can rest assured of your ability."

Song Tianlin: "..."

No, I was attacked by surprise. If I guessed correctly, this dog emperor was probably plotting against me.

He cursed secretly in his mind.

This method, this method, is so familiar!

He would never believe it if there was no trace of the Dog Emperor in it.

Do you think I am Cao Zhi, and you dare to say a poem written in seven steps? Why don’t you die?

Song Tianlin was so angry that his mouth was filled with smoke, but there was nothing he could do.

This woman's status is extraordinary, allowing the Queen Mother to protect her in this way.

Could she be hanging out with that dog emperor?

"One step, two steps. Song Tianlin, there are still five steps, which is your limit."

The little girl suddenly spoke.

Song Tianlin looked confused: "I haven't even started yet, and I've just taken two steps?"

The girl sarcastically said: "I have already counted two steps for you in my heart. This is three steps. There are four more steps."

Nima, are you too overbearing?

What a cunning and insidious woman, I even said she was a fairy!

The Queen Mother still sat there, looking at Xu Que with a smile, without any intention of intervening.

So, he had to give it a try. He stood up suddenly and took a step forward.

"Step five." The woman's voice was cold and emotionless.

Song Tianlin rolled his eyes, his mind spinning rapidly.

This is it!

At this moment, a thought suddenly flashed through his mind and he shouted to the Queen Mother: "She is not a human being!"

This sentence is like a bombshell, setting off a storm in the crowd!

Both the Empress Dowager and the woman were stunned, their mouths wide open and speechless.

This old lady is too perverted.

Xuanyuan Min's expression is that of confusion.

Song Tianlin opens with such a poem? Are you looking for death?

Since the Queen Mother married Taizong of the Zhou Dynasty at the age of eighteen, no one has ever said such rude words to her in more than seventy years.

The first one to come was Song Tianlin.

The smile on the old man's face disappeared, and her eyebrows frowned slightly, obviously dissatisfied.

At this time, Song Tianlin had already taken the second step and just said his next song:

"The fairy comes to the world."

This is not a person at all, but a woman falling from the sky!

Xuanyuan Min's eyes were shining brightly, and he thought silently in his heart: OK!

What a stroke of genius!

But this Song Tianlin is too courageous, he actually dares to ridicule the imperial ancestor and grandmother?

Even I don't dare to do this. He is really brave. Xuanyuan Min curled his lips and smiled, and could no longer suppress his smile.

Hearing the words "The fairy from the nine heavens descended to the world", the old lady couldn't help but laugh or cry, but she did not disturb Song Tianlin's thoughts and asked him to continue writing.

Seeing this scene, Song Tianlin secretly screamed in his heart, he was just gambling, gambling, luckily, he guessed correctly.

If it was a guy with a small belly and chicken intestines, I'm afraid his bones would be gone by now.

In this case, there is no need to worry anymore. After thinking about it, I naturally came up with the third paragraph:

"All descendants are robbers."
Chapter completed!
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