Song Tianlin finally understood his own way of survival.

The only way to survive is to give him the seeds!

If I die, there will be no descendants of me!

"Stop." The Emperor suddenly shouted loudly, coming from the mouth of the well.

The two guards pulled Song Tianlin back.

When he returned to the ground, a ray of sunlight fell on his face, giving him a feeling of escaping from death.

A smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and his choice was correct.

"Do you know what you mean?"

The emperor walked towards him slowly, his eyes dark and gloomy, making people shudder.

A group of people withdrew very wisely. There were only two people left in the courtyard.

"I understand why you want to kill me, but it's too early to die now."

Song Tianlin calmed down for a moment, then began to speak the next words clearly and coherently.

Only then did he understand why His Majesty would kill him.

"Since you know what I mean, why are you still saying this?"

His Majesty the Emperor's eyes were a little confused.

Song Tianlin said slowly: "Your Highness does not know that the birth of living beings in the world cannot be completed in a thousand miles."

After hearing this, the emperor became even more confused: "What do you mean?"

Song Tianlin gave the dog emperor a hard look in his heart.

Is he acting or not?

Although I slept with the queen, do you think you can win money overnight?

Not all sperm will eventually meet the egg cell.

Don’t you even know this?

But think about it, he is either a born eunuch or a man.

It’s understandable that you don’t understand women’s affairs.

Song Tianlin suppressed his laughter and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, please listen to me again. The ancients said: "Man is the master of heaven and earth, and the soul in his womb is composed of the yin and yang essence of a man and a woman.

"There is a saying that goes well: Taiyin cannot give birth, the sun cannot live, and Taiyin cannot live. This is an opportunity and a fate."

"So, civilians will lock themselves in their houses every night to give birth to children. It may take half a day or several years. "After ten months, the child will be born."

Song Tianlin only felt that he was so tired.

It is obviously a very simple matter, but it is really troublesome to try every possible means to explain it to this dog man.

Not to mention humans, which creature in nature does not rely on communication to increase production efficiency?

If children are so easy to have, then why is the human birth rate so high?

Soon, Song Tianlin discovered that the emperor was standing there blankly, with clear eyes, like an inexperienced child.

Damn it, does he really know nothing?

"Your Majesty, what I said is wrong?"

Song Tianlin gave a warning.

"The short one takes half a day, the long one takes several years..."

The emperor muttered to himself.

"Your Highness, what's wrong?"

Song Tianlin looked confused.

"Ahem, it's nothing... I was careless and almost made a big mistake... I didn't expect that there are so many ways for human reproduction..."

The emperor continued.

Song Tianlin smiled and said: "The emperor lives in seclusion and takes care of everything. He cannot be distracted by red tape. It is normal..."

He sneered in his heart, this emperor is really stupid.

Looking at her like that, she looks like a young girl who has not yet left the court, without any basic physiological knowledge, hehe.

The next moment, he saw a flash in His Majesty's eyes, staring at Song Tianlin, and suddenly asked: "Song Tianlin, I want to know, if there are more women at the same time, will the probability of pregnancy be greater?"

What nonsense are you talking about?

Otherwise, how could there be polygamy?

Song Tianlin was really speechless by him. He dared to ask such a stupid question.

"That's true."

He said politely.

Wait, why are you asking this suddenly?

A strange thought flashed through Song Tianlin's mind.

This bullshit emperor, with three palaces and six courtyards, and three thousand beauties, could it be that...

Damn it, it can’t be...

Only then did Song Tianlin react, and he suddenly felt the urge to cry.

As the saying goes: There are no plowed fields, only exhausted animals.

As the saying goes, with three thousand beauties in the harem, even an iron rod can drive a needle out.

As the saying goes, if you are blown by the wind overnight, you will be soaked to the skin.

As the saying goes: When you are young, you don’t know the preciousness of love. In your old age, you can only watch love and shed tears.

This is to turn him into a stallion and tire him to death!

But having said that, it would be better to lie on a hospital bed than fall into this well.

You know, as the saying goes, it’s worth being a ghost in front of a beautiful woman.

"My guess is good."

Song Tianlin rolled his eyes, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.

Are you happy?

Do you want me to compliment you?

"I will obey the holy order, Song Tianlin!"

His Majesty the Emperor suddenly said loudly.

"As you command!"

Song Tianlin quickly kowtowed and saluted.

For a while, he seemed to hear a woman calling him.

Why is the tone of His Majesty's words so gentle?

"From today on, you are the person in charge of the Supervisory Ceremony, what do you wish?"

His Majesty the Emperor's eyes flashed.

Song Tianlin was startled and asked quickly: "Excuse me, Your Majesty, does this pen-writing father-in-law want to become a nun?"

The emperor squinted at him and said coldly: "If you don't want it, I will have the guards chop you, a sharp-tongued servant, right away."

It’s better not to be castrated.

Also, you, a bullshit emperor, dare to castrate me?

If you castrate me, who will be able to produce offspring for your royal family in the future?

Song Tianlin breathed a sigh of relief and shouted in his heart that he was lucky that his life and vitality had been recovered.

"Yes!"

The Chief of Ceremonies, who is in charge of great power, is a fourth-grade official. When the time comes, he can follow this damned Majesty as a fake young father-in-law, haha.

......

Among the twelve eunuchs, the Si Li eun has the greatest power and manages all eunuchs, and is called the "first eunuch".

In addition, there are three principal father-in-laws in the Si Li Supervisor: the admiral, the sealing father and the writing father-in-law.

On weekdays, this eunuch with the palm seal is the chief official of this government office and is responsible for managing all matters of this government office.

However, once Song Tianlin arrived, the situation was completely different.

The reason is simple.
To be continued...