Okay, since he is willing to be a sailor, let him do it, and I am also happy to be a sailor.

After that, he leaned lazily on the deck, looked up to the sky and screamed, stretching his muscles and bones.

The breeze came slowly, making people feel relaxed and happy. Song Tianlin yawned tiredly, then closed his eyes in a daze and fell into a deep sleep.

The cicadas and frogs chirped all around. Under the dim moonlight, they did not seem noisy, but seemed unusually moving.

The boat stopped in the center of the lake, but His Majesty put down the boat, reached into the lake with one hand, brought out a handful of water, and scattered it everywhere, seemingly very happy.

He was happy, but Song Tianlin was miserable. The dog emperor sprinkled petals all over his head and face.

Song Tianlin wiped his face and raised his head with a gloomy expression. Unexpectedly, the next moment, he was completely stunned.

He saw the emperor standing barefoot on the deck, his golden boots missing, and he was walking aimlessly on the deck, looking like a silly young man.

"Fuck, this guy's legs are so short! He must be size 36 at most. He's so fair and slender, he doesn't even look like a boy."

The emperor's toes, after being wetted by the rain, were crystal clear, like white pearls, which was really beautiful.

"It's a pity that he is a man and he wasted a pair of good legs."

Regardless of ancient or ancient times, it is no wonder that some men are particularly fascinated by women's legs... Now Song Tianlin finally understands.

As soon as he sat down, the emperor became interested and recited a poem while watering the water: "Three hundred thousand acres of blue sea, a small boat. The bright moon separates the brilliance, and the bright river shares the shadow. I am in a good mood. I am in a good mood."

Very good, I'm in a good mood, I can't tell you..."

"The West River is leaning, the stars are full, and everything is a guest. "Woo, woo, woo..."

Song Tianlin cursed secretly in his heart, he still underestimated this kid, this time the song was even more brilliant than the previous one.

He can display various poetry techniques at will, which is perfect.

But with the previous lesson, he couldn't continue to flatter him, so he simply acted like a deaf man and said nothing.

"Song Tianlin, looking at the lake, the water, the wind and the sun, aren't you a little touched in your heart?"

The emperor spoke abruptly.

"No."

Song Tianlin murmured.

"Song Tianlin, write a poem for you now, or I will have you thrown into the lake to relieve your worries!"

Damn it!

He suddenly stood up from the bed, and it turned out to be himself!

How can you allow others to snore and sleep on the side of the bed!

Song Tianlin was dumbfounded when he heard this. Is this dog emperor really a dog? He even said that he didn't understand these words, and you still forced him to write a poem?

Are you pushing me into the sea of ​​fire, no, into the abyss?

This is clearly forcing others to engage in prostitution!

This is too much!

"Your Highness, it is too unsightly to kill people like this in such a beautiful weather. Please think twice before doing so!"

What this emperor likes most is practicing Chinese prose and poetry. The most important thing is that he is very knowledgeable about poetry.

If he is a plagiarist and his identity is exposed, it will definitely arouse suspicion.

Although he has recited many poems by Li Bai, Du Fu and others, he has no talent in this area at all.

It's okay to deceive ordinary people, but in front of the emperor, it is asking for death.

He doesn't really like to show off, even though he is a very watery person.

"Write or not?"

The smile on the emperor's lips grew wider.

Song Tianlin gritted his teeth and said: "I want to do it, but I can't do it. Please forgive me."

The smile on the emperor's face faded and he said in a deep voice: "Once your Majesty's words are spoken, it will be difficult to take them back. Throw Song Tianlin into the water."

Song Tianlin sneered in his heart, secretly thinking that this late at night, it's you and me on the boat again, who else dares to take action against me.

Even if you shout loudly, it won't help.

However, no one expected that at this moment, His Majesty the Emperor waved his hand, and a rustling sound suddenly sounded in the woods by the lake.

In the misty mist, two black figures walked from the lake, and in a flash, they came closer.

Song Tianlin heard a "ta, da" sound coming from behind him, and then the whole ship sank!

He felt someone behind him was staring at him.

These two people are clearly two imperial guards!

"Disobey His Majesty's will and be executed immediately!"

Two Jinyi guards, one on each side, held Song Tianlin tightly and lifted him up with a strong lift.

Damn it!

This sudden feeling of appearing in the air made Song Tianlin almost unable to help but curse!

This is the way the Dog Emperor behaves.

The same thing happened when they threw him into the pool. They didn't say a word and just killed him!

And who are these two Jin Yiwei and what happened?

It seems that the strong men in the palace mentioned on TV are not groundless!

No wonder this dog man is so confident that he came here in the middle of the night.

"Your Majesty, would you like me to compose a song?"

Seeing the water surface close at hand and the cold air rushing towards his face, he had to give in.

The emperor smiled, with a look of pride flashing in his eyes. He waved his hand, and the two guards immediately put Song Tianlin down, and then quietly sneaked into the mist and disappeared.

Only then did Song Tianlin realize that it was already late at night, and there was thick fog floating in the air in all directions. It was like a paradise.

The two of them made ripples on the lake, and neither of them spoke.

The bright moonlight reflected on the lake looked like a big, yellow pancake.

At least according to Song Tianlin, it's dinner time now.

It was this hateful emperor who not only didn’t have enough to eat, but also wanted to please him.

"If the poems I write are ugly, the emperor will not blame me."

Just in case, Song Tianlin decided to get an exemption token.

Maybe the dog man was in a good mood, so he waved his hand and really agreed, "You can just write it, no matter how well you write it, I won't punish you. But this poem must be consistent with the situation at that time and cannot be made up out of thin air."

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Just make do? It’s so late, how should I cooperate?

Song Tianlin rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of a sentence, saying: "There are a group of ducks swimming under the bridge. Come on, dot, two, four, six, seven."

After saying this, the entire audience fell silent.

His Majesty the Emperor stayed for three breaths, still seeming to be pondering the meaning of this poem. When he came back to his senses, an angry look appeared on his face: "How could you deceive me? Please take a look, all of this is

What kind of bad words are they? Even a new student can write better poems!"
Chapter completed!