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Chapter 2 Anchor, are you poisonous?(1/2)

 As the man's whimpering gradually stopped.

Lu Zhe realized that this water friend who had no money to drink had most likely drank alcohol, and even drank a lot.

Otherwise, why would a good old man cry?

The girls didn’t say anything, but still cried loudly in the live broadcast room.

This is simply a large-scale social death scene!

Lu Zhe heard his snotty cries in his ears.

In a serious and comforting tone, he said:

"This [I'm not useless], what's wrong with you? Are you experiencing any trouble?"

Friends Lianmai said intermittently with a very uncomfortable emotion:

"Tell me a little, I drank some wine and I felt a little out of sorts."

"It's like this. I have a friend who has been in love with a goddess for more than four years. He sends flowers and gifts every holiday, transfers money of all sizes, and spends tens of thousands on her.

.Today he suddenly discovered that this woman entered the hotel arm in arm with a man!"

"Then the woman explained that they were just going in to play luminous mahjong."

"They are a pure and pure relationship between male and female besties, pure friendship!"

"I just want to ask for my friend, is this true?"

After saying that, [I am not useless] sobbed and choked a few more words, and continued with a cry:

"Don't misunderstand me~ He is really my friend, definitely not me!"

"Anchor, what should I do in this situation... No, what should my friend do?"

This friend [I am not a waste] has just finished telling what happened to his "friend".

The live broadcast room gradually became lively and lively. Not only did the number of friends in the live broadcast room increase, they also left messages.

"This guy is so good at dealing with things. He really cries when his "friend" is in trouble! Hahaha~"

"Another "I have a friend...", dog head.jpg"

【I am not useless】: "No, you are really my friend!"

"Gradually from the third person to the first person...Brother, I understand everything!"

""I Have a Friend" Dog Head.jpg"

"Is there a possibility that he is creating something out of nothing?"

"Lick the dog, lick the dog~ lick until there is nothing left! Hahahaha~"

"..."

After [I am not a useless person] struggled to express his grievances and sadness.

Unexpectedly, it attracted ridicule from a group of water friends. Instead of sympathizing with the young man, they all went crazy with "making things out of nothing", which made [I am not a waste] even more sad and tried to find out more about Lianmai anchors.

Spiritual comfort, words to comfort yourself.

After all, in a tree hole program like this, the anchor usually provides a dose of chicken soup to Lianmai people when they are feeling sad or unhappy. Or they will tell a story about the same dilemma they encountered. In this way, the mood of the water friends will be better.

A little.

But what he doesn't know is.

Lu Zhe is different from ordinary anchors. He is an anchor who doesn’t speak out but hurts people when he speaks out!

Just when [I'm not a waste] was pitifully looking forward to Lu Zhe's comfort.

Lu Zhe cleared his throat and said in a clean baritone voice to the connected water friend:

"This viewer, I would like to give you a message regarding your question."

"If life deceives you, don't be sad or cry..."

Lu Zhe's voice is clear and calm, giving the listener a sense of peace.

Just after Lu Zhe finished saying this, someone immediately picked up the last half of the comment in the barrage.

"I know this is Pushkin's poem. The second half of the sentence is: You need to be calm in melancholy days. Believe it, happy days will come."

As soon as these words came out in the live broadcast room, everyone suddenly felt bored.

Hearing this, Lu Zhe shook his head and spoke slowly, "No, no, no! If life has deceived you, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow!"

"Similarly, if you lick to the end...oh, no, it's your "friend"!"

"Your "friend" licks until the end and nothing is left?"

"My suggestion is...cast more nets, don't just lick one!"

"There will always be a woman who is blind, okay!"

The words just fell.

Lian Mai's voice on the other end was completely silent.

【I'm not useless】I don't cry or make trouble anymore. It's as quiet as hanging up the phone.

When there was silence on the other end, Lu Zhe was a little suspicious that the other party had not understood what he said, and continued to talk, saying:

"This is how life is!"

"Sometimes if you don't work hard, you won't even know what despair is!"

No one expected that the gentle anchor made a reversal in the last sentence.

His words were like a sharp knife, piercing into [I am not a waste]’s heart.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were silent for a few seconds.

Suddenly everyone laughed like a pig.

"Ahahahaha! Host, you are not a human being!"

"Anchor, are you poisonous? Hahahaha!"

"I was about to fall asleep just now, but suddenly I woke up laughing at the anchor's dirty words!"

"Damn it, the anchor is so awesome, he's like a shrimp and a pig's heart!!! Hahaha~"

"This live broadcast is really interesting. Listening to those useless chicken soup for the soul all day long is really boring and nauseating."

"Damn it, this sentence "Life will continue to deceive you tomorrow" is so accurate! I understand it!"

"This anchor is so funny, hahahaha, I like it, I am a fan of it!"

"..."

After Lu Zhe’s poisonous chicken soup was revealed.

The live broadcast room, which originally had less than 20 people, was directly moved to the recommendation page due to the highly popular barrage messages that filled the screen.

Many water friends saw that this number of people was actually recommended, and they were very curious and came in, but in the end they couldn't get out.

The number of people in the live broadcast room is rising steadily.

In a short period of time, the number of fans in his live broadcast room soared from 50 to more than 300.

After all, no one expected the reversal of poisonous chicken soup.

The pleasant system prompts kept ringing in his mind.

[Gain 8 emotional points!]

[Gain 10 emotional points!]

[Gain 9 emotional points!]

【......】

[I'm not a waste] also returned to normal. For some reason, after listening to Lu Zhe's words, he not only didn't feel sad anymore, but actually looked at the situation with a clear mind!

He said easily with a relieved tone:

"Anchor, I understand!"

"I suddenly understood why she explained this to me! No, no..."

"Why would she explain this to my "friend"!"

"That must be because she has my "friend" in her heart!"

"She must have her unspeakable secrets, but she definitely has him in her heart!"

"I can feel it!"

As soon as these words came out, all the friends in the live broadcast room fell into a long silence, and everyone was helpless by him.

It exploded instantly!

"Fuck! The licking dog is invincible!!!"
To be continued...
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