Chapter 65: Let’s go, follow me into the house
After dealing with Li Jian, Shen Xisheng returned to his room and began to clean up the mess after dinner, and the two girls also helped him.
"Xianli, Xiaoxiao, how do you feel about getting along with your Uncle Li?"
While putting the dishes and chopsticks into the food box, Shen Xisheng asked the two girls who were cleaning the table what they thought of Li Jian.
Chen Xiaoxiao drew circles on the table with a rag and answered casually:
"Uncle Li is a good person, just like the teacher."
Shen Xisheng couldn't help but take a breath of air-conditioning. In just one sentence, he and Li Jian were given good guy cards at the same time. This woman is so terrifying!
Yin Xianli on the other side pushed and pulled the rag vigorously to wipe the table, and replied seriously:
"Uncle Li is a very nice person, but he likes to brag. Even though he can't even sing Little Star, he still says he's better than the teacher."
In Yin Xianli's place, realm strength and so on are too abstract to compare. You still have to see how practical skills are.
Li Jian, who would be admired by outsiders if he showed his strength even slightly, is in a precarious position at the moment.
Shen Xisheng nodded in agreement, highly affirming Yin Xianli's views:
"When you start practicing in the future, don't be like Uncle Li now, who only knows how to fight and kill after living for decades."
As a result, as soon as Shen Xisheng finished speaking, he heard Li Jian's muttering from next door:
"Isn't this the same actor who sent me to Tianjian Valley?"
"..."
Shen Xisheng was silent for two seconds, then decisively rushed into the next room, pulled Li Jian's ears and dragged him back to his room, scolding:
"Okay, you just want to eat and drink, you don't want to clear the table, so you just pretend to be drunk for me, right? And you sneak around and eavesdrop?
It seems that tonight I will sleep on the same bed with you after a long absence. I will teach you some basic etiquette."
Li Jian's face turned green, why couldn't he hold back his words?
He made a sudden move and fully demonstrated his amazing talent with the sword:
"Brother Xi Sheng, you don't really want to share a bed with me, do you? I'm not as good as Long Yang!
How can we allow others to sleep soundly on the side of the couch?"
Shen Xisheng sneered, turned to Yin Xianli and Chen Xiaoxiao and said:
"Turn around, what is going to happen next is not suitable for children to watch."
"Oh."
The two girls turned around obediently, and after a while they heard Li Jian scream like a pig being killed.
After giving Li Jian a beating, Shen Xisheng ordered him to do the rest of the chores. Li Jian, who was bruised and bruised, had no choice but to agree.
After that, the four people gathered in a room and started chatting. Shen Xisheng poked Li Jian and asked him to tell his story in Tianjian Valley.
Now Li Jianke became more energetic, showing off his glorious record of invincibility in Tianjian Valley, trying to win a round of applause.
But the little guys didn't buy it. Yin Xianli yawned, and then shattered Li Jian's complacency with one sentence:
"Your fights in Tianjian Valley end with just two casual pokes with the sword. It's so boring. The teacher can kill the enemy with a fireball and make a fire for cooking."
Li Jian found that it was too difficult for him to pretend to be serious in front of the girls, and his thoughts were not on the same track at all.
Brother, I have a sword in my hand and can kill all the invincible hands in the world. You ask me if my eyes are dry?
Seeing the disbelieving expression on Li Jian's face, Shen Xisheng tried his best to hold back his desire to laugh loudly. In the end, he could only stick out his tongue to relieve his laughter.
No matter how many continents your sword energy spans, it will never be as effective as my fire, which can both fight and eat.
Seeing that the girls were not interested in the martial arts competition in Tianjian Valley, Li Jian simply changed the topic and started talking about some of the landscape and culture of Tianjian Valley.
"The Heavenly Sword Valley is located on the Seven Swords Mountain. In addition to the Sword Tomb, which is very famous in the world of immortality, the Bamboo Sea is also a beautiful scenery.
And the bamboo forest planted here is also extraordinary, it is spiritual bamboo that can produce spiritual rice. Every year, other sects will pay a certain amount of spiritual stones to obtain spiritual rice."
As soon as they heard the topic of eating, Yin Xianli and Chen Xiaoxiao immediately became excited.
Yin Xianli quickly raised his hand and asked:
"Uncle Li, your bamboo sea is so big, won't it be troublesome to harvest the rice?"
After hearing this, Li Jian immediately rubbed his nose and said with a smile:
"Hehe, this has to mention that the Lingzhu and Tianjian Valley territories complement each other. Most of the time, there is no need for us to harvest the rice ourselves.
Didn’t I mention the Sword Tomb before? The Sword Tomb in Tianjian Valley not only has the function of understanding the sword’s will to defend the territory, but it can also help harvest spiritual rice.”
It turns out that the sword tomb in Tianjian Valley has gradually gained some spirituality after being passed down from generation to generation.
Although he has not yet become a true spirit, he can still execute some simple commands from the Heavenly Sword Valley disciples.
When the spiritual rice in this spiritual bamboo matures, the spiritual energy contained in the entire bamboo sea will increase, and the sword tomb will also be activated by the rich spiritual energy, thus generating sword intent independently.
It goes without saying how powerful the sword intention in the sword tomb is. With just one hand, the mature spiritual bamboo in the bamboo sea can be cut intact.
Therefore, the people in Tianjian Valley don’t have to go to the trouble of cutting bamboos one by one. They can just walk around and collect the bamboo tubes containing spiritual rice on the ground.
After hearing this operation of Tianjian Valley, not only the little girls, but also Shen Xisheng fell into shock.
I didn’t expect that Tianjian Valley, which is full of idiots, can actually have such a unique skill that is comparable to mechanized labor. Does this mean that stupid people have stupid blessings?
But then he also started to think about Tianjian Valley. If a real spirit was not born in this sword tomb, it would be better to say that if a real spirit were born, he probably wouldn't be able to do this job.
After all, they are all spiritual bodies born from the swords of past generations. They are considered seniors for the time being. If they continue to use them, they will probably be beaten.
It's just that he didn't tell Li Jian about this idea. He thought that this was good, and he should let the idiots in Tianjian Valley do some work themselves in the future.
I know all day long that one sword can defeat all magic, and if you become a fool by cultivating immortals, you should do something else to wake them up.
They can't just let it go after they taught their younger brother a fool, not to mention that they are still helping them. Tianjian Valley should thank themselves.
Thinking of this, Shen Xisheng reminded Li Jian in advance:
"Xiao Li, you should learn more about farming after you go back, and don't forget your old profession."
Li Jian:???
Brother Xi Sheng, why is it inexplicable that after hearing about harvesting rice, he thinks of his previous farm life? Then why do you want me to learn farming?
Of course, the answer to this question will be realized by himself one day later, which is another story for another time.
After that, Li Jian told some other anecdotes about Tianjian Valley, and he didn't stop until the little girls were about to fall asleep.
Shen Xisheng hugged the two girls, put them on the bed and covered them with quilts. Then he pointed to the room next door and said to Li Jian:
"Come on, follow me into the house."
Li Jian's expression suddenly changed after hearing this. He quickly protected himself with his arms and looked at Shen Xisheng warily.
Chapter completed!